Red State Explanation to school children

[shotten99]

Sorry Billy Bob and Sally Sue, but you aint attending school, we don't believe in opening your minds and letting you think for yourselves, you may ONLY believe what your Pa and me believe. Besides, Sally, you'll be married and pregnant at 18 and will stay home to serve your husband, and Billy, you'll be manager of the Acme just like your PA, so neither of you really need to stay in school, in fact, because Nobama WANTS you to stay in school and do well, we want you to FAIL just to show him that he can't tell us what to do! We do not respect the highest office in THIS family, and don't you forget it, now run outside and clean your weapons before we sit down and read from the Bible.

[davidpdx]

1. And you forgot to add

That they should be afraid of that scary black man in the Whitehouse. :sarcasm: God knows what those parents tell their kids.

[WatchWhatISay]

2. Well there is always hope that these nutbags kid's will rebel when they realize what a bill of goods

they've been sold. Might even become thoughtful little liberals before it's all over with.