@Conservatives: Keep up the good work. Keep fighting the good fight.

[DetlefK]

No, really.

In these dire times, the fate of this whole country relies solely on you. Never lose your determination.

To republican politicians:
Keep on selling your soul to big money. Keep on reiterating their talking-points, but be sure not to let logic, facts or your responsibility to your voters get in-between you and money. After all, who cares about the reputation of the noble GOP? The money you get is surely more than worth losing it.
Keep on your work as an opposition party in the only way that makes sense: Just say "No" and retreat when someone wants to know your solution. You are the opposition! It's not your responsibility to actually work out some alternative.
Keep on flinging accusations and facts you heard from FOX News. If you want to become Governor, Senator or President, going on the record, telling already-debunked lies is THE surefire method to achieve it.
Keep on supporting crazy conspiracy-theories. The democratic party missed the opportunity to chain it's political fate to the fringe 9/11-truthers. And everybody knows, clinging to the fringe wins elections.

To the "101st Fighting Keyboardists", TV- and radio-hosts, townhallers and conspiracy theorists:
Keep on digging up facts, that become facts retroactively after enough right-wing people have reiterated them. Nothing says "journalism" like fact-free content, that later on becomes the story itself.
Keep on being true patriots by insulting and threatening your president.
Keep on serving the republican party by ridiculing it's politicians by forcing them to agree with you, out of fear for losing the fringe votes.

To the true believers of the one true god:
Keep on praying for Barack Obama's death. After all, an intimate chat to your almighty, omniscient, merciful creator is the perfect opportunity to push politics. Didn't Jesus christ also have the "Kill-all-people-you-don't-like"-meme?
Keep on bringing up politics in church. No matter what happens, God won't let the evil government take your tax-exempt status away.
Keep on listening to true enlightened leaders who ask you to slit your wrists for their political advantage. Everyone knows, religious people would never actually let somebody get hurt (unless FOX has called him a baby-killer).

To the republican voters:
Keep on believing everything you are fed. Counter-checking arguments is quaint. You always KNEW the truth (in hindsight, as soon as you heard it from a right-wing host).
Keep on mixing up socialism, marxism, communism and fascism. Only liberal pussies care about knowing what they are talking about.
Keep on voting the way you vote. You are happy with your rising health-care costs, right? Because you can never know: Some day, an obscenely rich insurance company might do YOU a favor. (Unless they refuse to and somebody dies.)

[zbdent]

1. Well, it seems that their kids can't think for themselves, and are very likely

to fall under the sway of whomever speaks to them from a position of power ...

Better keep your little boys away from male religious figures ...