BREAKING: Obama's Kenyan Baptism Certificate!!!

[zulchzulu]

Apparently, Obama was baptized as a Catholic in Nairobi, Kenya in September, 1961, according to a Photoshop document that I just made and grabbed images from Google Images, which is now hosted on PhotoBucket. It looks really genuine to me.

His baby footprints are there and IDENTICAL to the one footprint that was released earlier as proof that Obama was born in Kenya.

So it turns out Obama was baptized as a Catholic less than a month from his birth. Why the document has his footprints on it is a mystery...and the stains... oh, my.










:sarcasm:

[YOY]

1. Even worse than Muslim! He's one of them that Kathylicks!

Takin directions from that Popo guy! Not even a Kristian!!!

[phleshdef]

2. This Kathy person sounds like a lot of fun.

[johnfunk]

17. ... but it's not a Certificate of LIVE Baptism!

... and since it isn't a Certificate of LIVE Baptism, how do we know it isn't Mormon missionaries giving Obama a pre-post-mortem Catholic baptism?

[undeterred]

3. So what happened to his other name, "Hussein"?

[zulchzulu]

4. Hussein is not on the "other" birth certificate released either

Maybe Obama really put Hussein as his middle name when he visited Saddam Hussein as a young boy in the '70s. A Photoshop file of that is coming soon. Stay tuned!

:rofl:

[Sebastian Doyle]

12. What Catholic priest is gonna baptize a "Hussein"?

Actually he was baptized "Barack Michael John Paul George Peter* Obama II", though that wouldn't fit on the certificate






















(* remember this was 1961.... Ringo wasn't in the Beatles yet)

[Retrograde]

14. actually, it was

Hilarius Urban Simplicius Sergius Eleuterus Innocentus Nicholas, or H.U.S.S.E.I.N. - can't be more Catholic than a list of obscure popes!

[Better Believe It]

5. I thought so! I recognize the feets prints!

[zulchzulu]

7. What's really scary is that the feet prints looked identical!

It's like both feet are the same and just flipped, as if they are exactly the same. I have no idea how that could be.

:rofl:

[Puzzler]

6. Correct me if I'm wrong, as I'm not from a Catholic background...

... but do Catholics use the actual word "baptism", or the word "Christening"?

[Retrograde]

13. Probably depends on era and location

They were Baptismal Certificates when I was a youngun, but the RCC has been renaming the sacraments in the last generation or so.

Shouldn't the Kenyan certificate have the names of the godfather (i.e., Saddam Hussein) and godmother (i.e., Hillary Clinton) as well ? :)

[Puzzler]

15. Yes... good point!

[MichaelHarris]

8. Print Shop

Pro Lite, Walmart, 4.99 rack.

[BlueIdaho]

9. Those must be his footprints - look they're black!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nt.

[Catch22Dem]

10. Best response to any post I've seen today

Hilarious!

[MichaelHarris]

11. LOL

I think Vince from Sham Wow should sell DIY Kenyan Birth Certificate Kits.

[NYC_SKP]

16. Damn, that's a WIDE stance for a baby...

I call fake on that certificat!

[zulchzulu]

19. Remember that Baby Barack was rather tall...

...being that he's a space alien from Planet Zeenork that dropped down in Kenya.... oh wait, that story is coming out next week.

[parasearchers]

18. Why is it printed in English? Just wondered.

Thought the offical language was swahili

[Empowerer]

20. And Hillary Clinton signed it - so it MUST be authentic!

[zulchzulu]

21. Good catch!

:rofl:

[Douglas Carpenter]

22. OMG!! We have a secret Roman Catholic in the White House - controlled by the papacy!!

[Hippo_Tron]

23. Well if he was baptized in Kenya that proves he's a Muslin