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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 07:01 PM
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Got me a new freeperism
Edited on Wed Sep-09-09 07:02 PM by Richard D
From facebook chat on the speech:

(Name redacted) The common people do survive. Want more jobs? Tell the unions to ease up on asking for absorbetent pay and bennies and then more companies can afford to come back to US to produce.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 07:02 PM
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1. Absorbetent!
:rofl: Good one. Add it to the Freepish Dictionary.
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Doctor_Horrible Donating Member (173 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 07:03 PM
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2. absorbetent... that's how I like my toilet paper. nt
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 07:05 PM
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3. I got one the other day. "We Need Torte Reform!"
:rofl:
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Parker CA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 07:08 PM
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6. HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This one made me laugh out loud. ;)
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 07:12 PM
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8. Mmmmm! Dobosch!
Central Europe has the best tortes in the whole world--an excellent basis for "torte reform" in my book.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 07:06 PM
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4. Huggies or Depends?
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 07:08 PM
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5. Ask Senator Vitter...
Isn't he the expert on this topic?
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 07:09 PM
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7. Sounds like the name of a new tampon.
"You'll be worry-free with new Absorbetent!!!"



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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-09-09 08:52 PM
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9. And pay bennies!
All those unions hyped up on meth. Who knew?
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