"I am deeply saddened that my inappropriate comments have become a major distraction..." (Duvall)

[joshcryer]

"...for my colleagues in the Assembly, who are working hard on the very serious problems facing our state," Mike Duvall said. "Therefore, I have decided to resign my office, effective immediately, so that the Assembly can get back to work."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090910/ap_on_re_us/us_california_lawmaker_sex_comments

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Fuck you Mike Duvall.

How about "I am sorry for being a sexist, misogynistic, asshole and I would like to apologize to my family, my friends, my colleagues in the Assembly, and the people of California for my actions, because I am a total and complete waste of fresh air."?

Oh right fucking GOPers are sniveling little fuckers who can't man up when they are caught in their bullshit.

YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2GKqTeBlAg (may go down due to copyright claims by CBS)

[Buzz Clik]

1. Well, he's gone.

[joshcryer]

2. I know, it's just that he thinks his whole fall from grace is over a "distraction."

What complete bullshit.

[Buzz Clik]

3. No more spankings for him!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. They always get caught in something heinous, and then martyr themselves on the way out

Palin: "I'm resigning because they were mean to me and I don't want to cost the Alaska tacpayers any more money"

This guy: "For the good of the assembly, I leave"

And how many others have said similar bullshit lines?

IT's never "I'm sorry my trolling for blowjobs in the airport men's room has caused so much trouble" it's always bullshit like "I'm sorry the media is causing such a disturbance to the workings of the __________ (whatever)..."

Assholes.

[dionysus]

5. god what a dipshit.

[Mariana]

6. You know what? I don't think he did it.

I bet it was all big talk to impress the other guy. It's not unheard of for pathetic, inadequate, insecure men to lie about having had sex with women, when in reality those women, if propositioned, would laugh in the faces of said pathetic, inadequate, insecure men.

Notice how he apologizes for his inappropriate comments, but not a word about inappropriate actions. Now, it may just be that he sees nothing wrong with screwing married lobbyists, but I'm betting it's because there just aren't any actions to apologize for.

Have either of the women had anything to say publicly yet?

[opihimoimoi]

7. Both have made sim comments to the media ,.,,"EEEWWWWWWWwww, are you kidding me? Spank HIM? LOL,

That Nekkid ole man...spanking??" Ewwwwww No fucking way"