dogknob
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Thu Sep-10-09 11:11 PM
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| Rehearsal for Wednesday night's Joint Session |
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MICHAEL BAY (director)
Ok ok... Disrupting Joint Session. Take 47... and ACTION!
JOE WILSON
You GO, girl!
BAY
CUT! Dammit! Give that guy his line again!
SCRIPT GIRL
You LIE!
WILSON
Who, ME?
BAY
D'OH! No, you idiot. I want you to say "YOU LIE!"
WILSON
Oh. OK.
BAY
...and ACTION!
WILSON
You LIGHT up my life!
BAY
Goddammit! CUT! It's "YOU... LIE!"
WILSON
Lie where? On the floor?
BAY
AAAGHH!
WILSON
What's my motivation again?
BAY
Your fucking motivation is NOT getting kicked in the nuts by me! ...and... ACTION!
WILSON
They're GRRREAT! ...I mean Eat PIE! ...oh shit.
BAY
OK everyone, take 5, take 10, take however long it takes me to blow this colossal waste of time into oblivion!
WILSON
Aaaaghh! (runs from set, chased by a bazooka-wielding BAY)
(written by DogKnob and Yoyossarian)
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| gateley
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Thu Sep-10-09 11:13 PM
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| 1. VERY good! Thanks so much for the laugh! nt |
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| 3. *Snort* Funny stuff! nt |
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