Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Spending $63,500 On Dinner With Sarah Palin

[romantico]

DAMNS,I just LOVE DAVE!!!!!!! Number 7 is best IMO

Friday, September 25, 2009
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Spending $63,500 On Dinner With Sarah Palin
10."Is the tip included?"
9."Do my kids really need to go to college?"
8."Is it 'All the Moose You Can Eat'?"
7."Should I prepare by reading every magazine and newspaper?"
6."Does it have to be at the Denny's where Todd works?"
5."Should we have dinner in Alaska or Russia?"
4."Will she hunt and shoot the main course?"
3."63 grand? That's nearly half of her weekly wardrobe budget!" Remember that reference?
2."Is there valet parking for my snowmobile?"
1."Will I be done in time to get to the 'Fire Dave' rally?"

http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/top_ten/

[MrModerate]

1. Actually, one question will do: "Are you fuckin' crazy?" n/t

[Ineeda]

2. 11. Where's the Rolaids? (or cyanide.) n/t

[rug]

3. 12. Is stupid contagious?

[bigwillq]

4. Dave is the best!

Good list. :rofl:

[rvablue]

5. #1 proves that

Letterman doesn't intend to let up on Bible Spice!

Thanks, Dave!

[romantico]

6. I

I was reminded of something last night from a friend of mine that Dave did.My friend and were talking about Dave and Jay Leno and he reminded me that during the writer's strike it was Dave who stood by his writers and refused to work without them. Jay on the other hand did not. Dave is a class act and so much more funnier than Jay.Dave is even a better interviewer than Jay.Dave asked thoughtful questions to Both Obama and Clinton this week. Going from funny to serious. Jay when he interviews a guest it's like he is making it up as he goes. No preparation or research at all.

[gauguin57]

7. My favorite is "is the tip included." LOL.

I have no doubt Sarah will be coming to my area soon (the "red T" ("Alabama in the middle," to quote James Carville) part of Pennsylvania). She'll probably be next year's Chamber of Commerce "speaker."

[Prophet 451]

8. 13. Is this going to be funny enough to be worth 63 grand?