I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:

[rvablue]

"Palin finishes 400 page memoir early"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ha, ha. Guess it doesn't take that long with a staff of pro writers helping, errr..., doing it for you.

Add to that, writing one's life history is an easy task if punctuation, grammar, syntax and the truth don't really matter that much.

[whosinpower]

1. Don't you know why?

It isn't the pro writers.......

it is a picture book - not many words!

[Xipe Totec]

2. On a sad note, 10 chimpanzees are now unemployed

[Richardo]

7. !!

:rofl: + :thumbsup:

[Arugula Latte]

15. This was the perfect job for them, too. All they had to do was fling their feces at paper

and see what stuck.

[Soylent Brice]

17. lol

you're on a roll today.

[Beaverhausen]

26. .

:rofl:

[Raine]

30. Oh gosh

:spray: :rofl: LOL!!!!!!!

[Jackeens]

3. But Barney uses big very big print so it wouldn't have taken her long to read

[babylonsister]

4. Dollars to donuts she didn't even write it. nt

[beyurslf]

5. They are in the "fact checking" phase.

Talk about a busy job.

[EmilyAnne]

8. Oh, poor thing. That will bring it back down to the title pages and brief introduction.

[beyurslf]

10. But then she will brag about "creating jobs."

[hobbit709]

6. Must be one of those extra large print books.

Set in 72 point type at least.

[The River]

9. Eliminate the Words Too & Also

and it's only 89 pages long.
Coming up with one page per I.Q. point must
have been a real challenge.

[lunatica]

11. To hit the stores as soon as it's translated into English

[astral]

14. LOL!

I gotta see it just for a laugh.

[Arugula Latte]

16. English?! That's a fancy furriner language!

What's wrong with just keeping it in Amurikin?! :grr:

[izquierdista]

12. OK, now she's read it.....

....but will she remember any of it?? :think:

[yesphan]

13. She didn't finish

The book, she just quit at 400 pages.

[and-justice-for-all]

18. the largest coloring book EVER! nt

[Jokerman]

19. I'll wait for the audio book read by William Shatner.

[Sannum]

20. A 400 page, rambling run-on sentence.

Does the woman know what "Rogue" means?

From Webster -
Main Entry: 1rogue
Pronunciation: \ˈrōg\
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 1561
1 : vagrant, tramp
2 : a dishonest or worthless person : scoundrel
3 : a mischievous person : scamp
4 : a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave
5 : an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation

[Raine]

31. Probably not a single period or paragraph

in it. :silly:

[rucky]

21. Take out the "ya know"s and it's down to 7 pages.

[Historic NY]

22. Wow she must have double spaced & changed the kerning & tracking.

[chemenger]

23. Sarah Palin = a 400 page memoir????

:wtf:

Bill Clinton's memoir is 1008 pages and he was POTUS for eight years. And in those eight years his list of accomplishments is extraordinary: http://www.perkel.com/politics/clinton/accomp.htm

Will sobebody please tell me what in the name of God and everything else in this universe did this low-class, ignorant beeyotch from the drug capital of Alaska ever do to fill 400 pages???


:shrug:

[kestrel91316]

24. 400 pages of word salad. Oh, dear......

[gkhouston]

25. Like she finished her governor's term early? Someone'd better count those pages! n/t

[Tutankhamun]

27. It's so obvious when she writes her own stuff.

It's disjointed, unfocused, and full of words and phrases that don't actually make sense. For example, she likes to talk about "progressing" Alaska.

[Chulanowa]

28. Does she know that writing goes on both sides of the page?

And that it shouldn't be double-spaced?

[SoCalDem]

29. Using no pronouns or punctuation cut the time down

:)

[Proud Liberal Dem]

32. Odds are

We'll be seeing her " book" on the shelves of our local dollar store sometime in the very near future. On another note, I thought it was peculiar that they compared the amount of copies to be initially printed to Ted Kennedy's memoir- I guess to create some kind of equivalency?
:wtf:
Stupid corporate media.