OFFICIAL BUSH-KERRY DEBATE THREAD #5

[Skinner]

For those of you who feel like participating in an official play-by-play thread about tonight's presidential debate, here's another.

You aren't required to post in here. If you want to start your own threads, you can. This is just provided for those who want it.

When this approaches 100 replies, we'll open another thread.

Enjoy!

NOTE: After the debate, we encourage DU members to help spread the Kerry message. There is a thread pinned to the top of the General Discussion: Campaign 2004 forum which has talking points, links, and other resources to help you out.

[Gregorian]

1. Two words- WHISTLE ASS

Repeat, rerun, same old empty words.

[RafterMan]

2. Bush is a helpless girlyman

whine, whine, whine

[Girlieman]

Hey!

I'm girlieman, and I'll kick Bush's *ss.

Choose some other insult please!

[RafterMan]

Yeah,

But you're an ass-whoopin' girlieman.

Bush is a /helpless/ girlieman.

[Langis]

3. Bush is cracking

He almost lost it on that question about bringing troops home

[Swamp Rat]

4. Geaux Kerry!

:kick:

[Thrill]

5. I can't stand Bush

Can't even stop stuttering

[Sweatynipples]

asdf

you guys and gals are priceless, bush bashing at its extreme

[Rose Siding]

6. Oh, no he di-unt. Did Bush just say "whatever" in the presidential debate

ROFLMAO

[muchacho]

7. Help is on the way

to the troops

[sbj405]

8. Help is on the way!!!!!

[LynneSin]

9. Is it me or does Bush seem like he's begging for his job

seriously!

[spooked]

Begging...my thoughts exactly!

[spooked]

42. Begging...my thoughts exactly!

[johnfunk]

10. "they're um a nation of of that's free" vs. "Help is on the way!"

[hyphenate]

11. "a ally?"

Georgie Porgie doesn't even know grammar!!!!!

[AntiFascist]

12. Threatening Iran....

will make Israel less secure.

[umtalal]

Just have our soliders nuked for Israel's sake. bullshit.

[umtalal]

TO THE TROOPS: HELP IS ON THE WAY. LOVE YA, KERRY.

[richabk]

13. MARSHA, MARSHA, MARSHA

Can Bush say anything other than IRAQ?!?!?

[shanti]

14. help is on the way!

you go, kerry!!!!

[Fatima]

15. "A free Iraq will help secure Israel."

Thanks, Chimp. Thanks for reminding us who we are really dying for.

[johnfunk]

16. Anyone wanna take a bet that Chimpy breaks a sweat?

[Rooktoven]

17. Help is on the way

Slam fucking dunk.

[xultar]

OH SHIT using PAPPY H to whip GW... WHAT THE FUCK!!!! n/t

[GiovanniC]

18. Bringing Up Daddy

That'll piss Junior off.

[Cush]

19. Kerry's quoting Poppy Bush

talking about how we'd be considered occupiers if we went in after GW I

[complain jane]

Bush just repeated the same statement as he did last time he interrupted

Fucking moron

[kaitykaity]

35. Talk about gettin' under Junior babies skin.

Whoop!! Whoop!!

[Dudley_DUright]

Kerry hits Shrub

with the Bush I quote.

[eleny]

20. Bush is an embarrasment to watch

He's either whining or he got angry. He doesn't look confident at all to me. Kerry looks great by comparison. I feel very confident.

[MrScorpio]

21. Chimp caught in the headlights look

That's Bush's debate strategery

[onecitizen]

22. He's been losing it.....

from the start! Rapid eye movement,leaning on the podium, flaring nostrils. The symptoms are all there. Yep. He's losing it! hahahahahahaha

[mopaul]

23. he's gonna spaz out soon

[brooklynite]

24. Gee, the FR gang seems to be getting nervous.....

W needs to take more control. He is allowing this to upset him. He needs to get control.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

AHHHH JFK brought out GHWB...and his decision NOT to

invade Bahgdad....go DU!!!! MKJ

[Gregorian]

25. A freerack. A freerack. A freerack.

Those poor souls watching this who don't realize that "A free Iraq" translates to oil and Halliburton profits.

Damn, Kerry is kicking but! He just mentioned how we only secured the Oil Ministry when we invaded Iraq.

[ocean girl]

Bush looks like a 10-year-old

whose parents are giving him a lecture.

Kerry looks like a man -like a grown-up.

OMG, I'm so happy!!!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

26. AHHHH JFK brought out GHWB...and his decision NOT to

invade Bahgdad....go DU!!!! MKJ

[WI_DEM]

27. Kerry is poised--Bush is weak and stuttering

[WI_DEM]

41. hate to say it Kerry was unclear on the $87 billion

other than that he has been brilliant.

[ochazuke]

28. What is that under Shrub's coat!

It looked like he had a rod under there, just where his backbone should be. Strange, since he seems hunched over.

Did anyone else see that?

[krkaufman]

29. Whoa!! Big lie: "100,000 troops trained"

This has been refuted since he and Allawi said it last week.

[Lefty48197]

30. Kerry will hold a summit.

We haven't heard that word in over 3 1/2 years.

[DemoTex]

31. Bu$h's microphone has a low-level of feed-back.

Very bad show, technically. Sabotage? I hope!

[johnfunk]

32. Mot a bad gambit by the Chimp -- Kerry will go in for the kill

[complain jane]

48. Bush pulling shit out of thin air, blurting out anything impulsively

Bush is getting is ass kicked BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kerry YOU DA MAN!!!!!!

[Thor_MN]

33. The message it gives is that YOU fucked up dipshit!!!

[rot0r_head]

* looks like a spoiled child

trying desperately to argue with a grown-up.

Pleassseee can I have the war NOW?? PPPLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE????

[RafterMan]

34. I never imagined he would be this bad

He's so rotten!

I can't wait for the spin.

[shanti]

he popped chimpy on the rules!

ctfu!!!

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[MoonRiver]

So long, freeper.

:hi:

[HawkerHurricane]

It's a battle of wits, billdcon

And Bush is unarmed, and everyone here knew it.

[onecitizen]

Buh-bye!!

[Blue_Roses]

36. KERRY NEEDS TO NAIL HIM ON IT NOW!

NO MORE TALK ABOUT THIS 87 BILLION....

[delete_bush]

I can't believe it

perfect opening and he totally blew it. This is one the of the main RW talking points which is so easily refuted and he passed on it! I'm pissed!

[xultar]

37. WHICH IS WORSE!!!! YEAH HOO!!!! n/t

[MnFats]

38. what kinda message does it send...WELL, DUMBASS it's better...

...than the message YOU Sent
"Bring 'em on!"
fucker, talk like a bully and leave our troops to catch the hell for it, you asshole

[Dudley_DUright]

39. Here we go with the $87 billion BS

Kerry did not do very well IMHO. Should have talked about Shrubs veto threat.

[tishaLA]

I agree

It won't be a popular opinion, but it's true

[fryguy]

40. bu-ya!

fucking a-JFK great answer to *

[scarletwoman]

43. Chimpy's got NOTHIN'!

All he can come up with are his cliche campaign bites. What a bozo!

[ochazuke]

44. What was that undrer Bush's coat?!

It looked like he had a rod under there, just where his backbone should be. Strange, since he seems hunched over.

Did anyone else see that?

[dweller]

62. a flask...

he's needing it right about now.

[muchacho]

45. Me and President agree on this

good move

[Memekiller]

"I meet with the head of the FBI when I'm in Washington..."

LMAO

[theoceansnerves]

46. goddammit

why isn't kerry challenging the damn fucking transparent talking points?! COME ON

[xultar]

47. I'm stickin on my Republicans for KERRY STICKER! n/t

[johnfunk]

49. I feel sorry for the press whores -- how're they gonna spin this for *?

[xultar]

53. They are shittin more than chimpy is right now!!!

:hurt:

[Blue_Roses]

50. OMG --Bush is getting nailed

go kerry

[AntiFascist]

51. Great points!!!!

nt

[ismnotwasm]

52. blah blah blah

wrong war wrong place wrong time? EXACTLY

[chieftain]

54. Kerry's looking great ; Bush is having a Wizard of Oz

experience . He's melting before our eyes .

[xultar]

65. Willy WANKA OMPA LOOMPA MO FO!!! n/t

[complain jane]

55. Why is Bush orange?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

72. My cat is sitting by the tv whacking * in the head

It looks like a big orange ball.

[fryguy]

56. JFK's numbers are going UP

[mconvente]

57. YES

Halliburton smack down!

[spooked]

58. Like Roosevelt invading Mexico! Best line so far!

[HawkerHurricane]

VERY best line...

nt

[KalicoKitty]

59. Why is Bush so cotton-mouthed?

Did he do some heavy drinking earlier? He is drinking an awful lot of water!

[Hotdiggitydog]

60. Wooo HOoooooo!!!

Kerry Looks GREAT!!!!!!

Bush looks skeeeered.

[Blue_Roses]

LOL Bush can only think of 2 allys????

lol

[Skinner]

61. BUSH LOOKS ANGRY.

He's totally bored and he's angry. Not presidential at all.

[MissB]

He is angry

and he isn't presidential. So you're right. :)

[MissB]

He is angry

and he isn't presidential. So you're right. :)

[shanti]

77. yes, his voice is cracking

he's losing it!

[ContraBass Black]

63. the pronunciation is

Koe-Fee Annan.

[Gregorian]

64. Bush is on the defensive. It's beautiful.

There's no way out of the hole he's dug.

[curse10]

Yes, Poland offered so many troops...

:eyes:

[AntiFascist]

No, we just have to clean up your big mess in Iraq!!!!!!

nt

[Arkana]

66. The point is, George

You made a mess, and Senator Kerry's gonna clean it up!

[texas1928]

67. YES!!! Kerry finally said that he voted for the war....

because he beleived the intelligence to be true, at that time.

[sbj405]

68. "wrong war" is that in the drinking game?

shoulda been.

[Dudley_DUright]

84. Yup

He has said "wrong war..." about 6 times now.

[johnfunk]

69. Look at the rage on *'s orange face!

He's losin' it, sports fans!

[ezgoingrl]

Busy is really losing it.

He's gonna crack.

[Princess Turandot]

70. As Pedro Martinez said the other day 'Who's my Daddy" roflol..eom

[jumpstart33]

Sorry, but Kerry has to do much better in responding to Bush's quips.

He is not convincing me and I support him.

[countmyvote4real]

71. Thank you, God et al. Kerry is kicking ass.

And * is whining.

[JerseygirlCT]

If Bush keeps drinking like that, he's going to have to ask for

a potty break!

[gordianot]

73. Who is sweating now--------------*ush

[johnfunk]

74. Mailing Bush Boy on the UN -- and Kerry "forgot Poland!"

Bwahahahaha!

[deadparrot]

75. HE FORGOT POLAND!

[crickets]

76. Bush is panting

he's so on the ropes.

The "wrong war" point is getting old. If that's all he has, he's in trouble.

"We can do better" works for me. Bush is losing it.

[earthside]

78. Bush IS Rattled!

No doubt about it ... Kerry is providing specifics. Bush offers platitudes and the same answer to every question.

[drscm]

79. Bush is getting pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gregorian]

80. It's not going to be a slam dunk for Bush, anymore.

We've honed our edge.

[cire4]

Bush brings up Poland again

He really is lost....

[PATRICK]

81. OK I changed my post

which vanished with the demise of thread 4. Kerry is escalating passionately with more and better data, increased and better detailed anecdotes. Bush is getting more rattled and on his flat foot platitude heels, doing worse as he goes on. Now it is Bush who cannot answer to the facts(his own speech).

As bad as this format is I wish it would go on three full hours so I could watch the fraud dissolve into a burbling mass of whining silly putty.

[nini]

82. Is * following the time rules?

defending the coalition - hahahahhahahhahahhaha

[Skinner]

83. THREAD #6 IS OPEN

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x929248

[xultar]

85. Rapid Victory my ASS! n/t

[lwcon]

86. * is circling the drain