The Four of the biggest Lies ever told

[RetroLounge]

1) The Check's in the mail.

2) I Love You.

3) I won't <you know> in your mouth.

4) I am not a <Dean-Kerry-Clark-Gephardt etc.> Basher.

of course # 4 is always followed by "please don't flame me but..."

I don't think anyone here believes anyone else anymore. It's sad. Sigh...

edited to remove crudeness...

[Renew Deal]

1. This will get deleted.

[RetroLounge]

I Edited it.

thanks. I thought I was in the lounge for a minute there. :)

[burning bush]

2. I'll add these

1)With all due respect...

2)No offense, but...

and of course, the all time loser -

3) It wasn't me, the dog did it!

[punpirate]

3. Au contraire....

The four biggest lies are:

Bush: I'm a compassionate conservative.

Bush: Saddam has huge stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction.

Bush: The surplus should be used to return the taxpayers' money to them.

Bush: I promise I won't <you know> in your mouth.

[OhioStateProgressive]

4. edited to remove crudeness?

number 3 seems pretty crude to me

I guess I'm just one of those crazy social conservatives or something