Worst thing for bush to say in a panicky voice (like he did)

[tuvor]

"I know how the world works!"

[karlrschneider]

1. The dumb prick doesn't even know how a checkbook works.

:grr:

[DemWitch]

17. Checkbook!?!?!?!?

Jackass has a hard time with a toaster...

[Maiden England]

33. He can't even manage to eat a pretzel

apparently the world's workings must be lot simpler...

[newyawker99]

34. Hi sloppyliberal!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Lautremont]

2. I like his new invented words.

like, for example, "fociferously."


I realize that no low blows are needed in analyzing this debate. But I couldn't resist.

[progressivebydesign]

4. Like coHERSE, instead of COERCE... ? n/t

[funkybutt]

11. maybe it's Co-hearse

[loathesomeshrub]

19. Actually, its vociferously, a real word which he learned specially

for tonight

[Lautremont]

29. I'm familiar with the word.

But I've never heard it in that context. "Fighting vociferously"? And then there was the "F" he stuck at the front of it.

[sangh0]

3. He muttered "Now hold on a second"

or something like that, when no one else was speaking?? Wass I the only one who caught that?

[nyhuskyfan]

5. That was Rove talking in his earpiece

Or the voices in Bush's head.

[Radio-Active]

10. he said "LET ME FINISH"

when nobody else said a thing, and he still had 30 seconds left!

[sangh0]

18. That was it!!!

There's that, the "leash" comment, the "anger" thing, and Lehrer asking bush "are you paying attention?"

[hatrack]

25. Yes, the green light hadn't even come ON yet! nt

.

[CitySky]

30. Yes!

That was really funny.

[RevCheesehead]

36. Maybe it was God telling him to start packing!

O8)

[LTR]

6. I noticed the same thing

Lately, he's seemed like a car salesman, like he's desperately trying to sell us this war and his economic policy. He sounds very desperate. I swear, the guy's turning into Rumsfeld.

[kodi]

14. george bush has always sounded like used car salesman

it is his most distinctive characteristic

[Ranec]

7. and what about that leash comment???? n/t

[canuckforpeace]

8. Yeah, brought images of abu graib to mind...n/t

[Lautremont]

9. And when he turned to the camera and did his

"Now let me finish" thing. Who the hell was he talking to? Not Jim Lehrer. Not John Kerry. Must have been to you 'mericans. Please - don't let him finish.

[Cocoa]

12. "I know Osama bin Laden did Sept. 11"

"don't call me dumb, I know he did it!"

[Lautremont]

13. Or when he turned to the camera and did his

"Now let me finish" thing. Who the hell was he talking to? Not Jim Lehrer. Not John Kerry. Must have been to you 'mericans. Please - don't let him finish.

[IIgnoreNobody]

15. The entire bar I was in busted up laughing when he said that. nt

[Nobody]

16. Good thing I was drinking at home

I played the Presidential Debate Drinking Game (a tradition at my house) and had to quit when I downed a half a bottle and the debate wasn't nearly over yet.

Bush had too many fillers. Each was worth a drink.

Bush mispronounced names, including Colin Powell's name. Drink.

Blowing your line on your designated sound bite: One drink.

Tying Al Qaeda and Iraq together: Swig the whole glass. I had to do this twice.

It's a tough job but someone's got to do it.

Anyway, I was happy with Kerry's very presidential performance. He was articulate, specific, and knew what he was talking about. Unlike you know who.

President Kerry. I like the sound of that.

[Tsiyu]

20. How do you cure that debate hangover?

Now say "vociferous proliferators" three times real fast...

[Nobody]

27. I'm cured!!!

And I didn't even have to look at your post to repeat it.

President Kerry did very well. I can't wait for the town hall style debates, I doubt I'll be able to stay sober watching the soon to be Ex Occupant blow it when he can't hide behind a podium.

[emc]

21. new word

I thought it was (to)---like in we went ta the store---he must have used ta 8 dozen times and I love that classic one---its hard work---what the hell does he know about hard work----he acts like hes in the trenchs in Itaq---

Like the other touch also-----nuclar----new word also???

[CitySky]

31. You have pretty impressive typing skills

for someone that had to take that many swigs.

:cheers:

[NewYorkerfromMass]

22. He was talking about Bushworld

while thinking of the real world.
Big difference.
I'd be scared too.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

23. Haughty bastard n/t

[hatrack]

24. "It's HARD WORK!!!!"

Goddamn, just like Will Farrell on SNL - "Presidentn's HARD!!" It was pathetic the first time, and the fourth & fifth repetitions did not add savor to the flavor.

That, and of course his reference to the evil "Moolahs" of Iran, which was post-modern Zippyesque brillance!!!

[cedahlia]

26. Re: Soldiers fighting in Iraq

"I know it's hard work! I get the casualty reports!! I see it on the TV!!"

Ah, I bet you know aaaaall about it, Georgie "my-daddy-says-I-don't-hafta-go-ta-Vietnam-so-I-ain't-gonna" Bush!

LMAO!!! The laughs just kept on coming!

[Terran]

28. I think it was

"I KNOW Osama bin Laden attacked us!" Petulant, and an utterly failed comeback to a substantive criticism Kerry leveled at him.

[RevCheesehead]

37. He blew his line:

"I know Osama bin Laden. OBL is a friend of mine. And, Senator, you are no OBL."

[Demonaut]

32. its got gravity and stuff

[hippiechick]

35. But last week he said he DIDN'T know how 'they think'...

Now this week he knows how the entire world works ?

Wow, what a quick learner !! :evilgrin:



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