I peeked into freeperville.

[Lautremont]

Their theory is that Kerry somehow had the questions given to him in advance.

I cannot laugh at them hard enough.

[sjr5740]

1. read newsmax

it was a setup by learer

[Nite Owl]

2. So they are scared.

Thanks for reporting I couldn't go there.

[canuckybee]

3. Yeah, I heard the same thing......too funny !

[donco6]

4. Tacit admission as to Bush's pathetic performance.

Good enough for me.

[George_S]

5. I'm laughing too!

Freeper victems, so ugly.

Next they'll say the liberal bias of FoxNews aimed the cameras wrong.

[funkybutt]

6. BWAHHAHAH!

[caledesi]

7. Saw it. Is that pathetic or what? nt

[shawmut]

It's called underestimating John Kerry

They will do it all the way until election day, and then be left scratching their empty heads when he wins on November 2nd.

[johnfunk]

15. Please translate into Freeperese: Kerry was "misunderestimated"

Bwahahahahahahaahaaahaahaahaahaaaaaaa!

[gospelized]

8. ooooooook

now i believe it.

when i heard they were admitting Kerry won, i thought their site had been hacked or something.

now this makes more sense. sounds like the freepers we all know and loath.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. It wouldn't have done any good to give Bush the answers!

Bush already knows all the answers to hear him tell it! Bush looked FAR more orange than did Kerry!

[Ksec]

10. Yea . It was a giant Left Wing Conspiracy hahaha

Losers

[johnfunk]

11. Here's the Freeper formula:

Conspiracy theories
x
"Lipstick on a pig" factor
+
square root of Swift Boat Veteran smears
=
That bastard traitor Kerry beat our popular wartime Preznit

[TexasSissy]

12. So even THEY know that * blew it? The heck you say! They never

admit that Bush has flaws. Kerry must have done even better than we think he did!

[merh]

13. I know, it is too funny -- they believe it was rigged

and that the librul lehreh was giving it to Kerry

[RevCheesehead]

14. You are brave, grasshopper.

Tread lightly. These people carry firearms.

[deadparrot]

16. I don't give a shat. I'm reveling at the moment.

[elperromagico]

17. It wouldn't be because Kerry's more articulate or anything like that.

No, not that at all. He must have had the questions in advance. That is cracker-jack logic right there.

[Tsiyu]

18. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

It wouldn't have mattered if Chimpy had been given the questions MONTHS ago. He still would have mangled the English language.

If he said "Wrong War, Wrong Time, Wrong Place" one more time, I was gonna send him a donation for helping the Kerry Campaign reinforce the Kerry message. He also said "hard work" one too many times to be credible, the public full well knowing what a regular guy slacker he is.

Chimpy isn't used to real dissent. He handled it like an amateur.

AND THE WINNER IS :yourock: John Kerry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AngryOldDem]

20. I think he was counting on folks playing a drinking game

I know I lost count of all the phrases he kept trotting out...so much so I tuned them out after awhile. And I think most people of reasonable intelligence did the same. Bush had no message. He was out of his league. I think he showed tonight just how dangerous staying the course can be when you have hard evidence showing you why you should reconsider. That's not being decisive, that's being stubbornly foolish -- something I don't like to see in a president/world leader.

Bush has the lines down pat. Trouble is, the script was changed long ago.

[sangh0]

19. "I cannot laugh at them hard enough." - Lautremont

And that's exactly why we're going to win. They are too weak and frighened by the truth, so the retreat into a fantasy world of spin, as Kerry and Edwards have been making clear.

[Sparkly]

21. Oh my God --

Chimp had NO idea the debate on foreign policy might include questions about Iraq, North Korea, Iran, Sudan, Al Qaeda, military deployments, diplomacy, the UN, NATO, defense appropriations, and international alliances?

How could he have KNOWN?!!