"Blinky" Was Wilted, But Kerry Was Well-Versed

[jackieforthedems]

and composed. Gee, don't know about the rest of you, but I never saw a guy blink so much in my life ( Bush )!!! That's supposed to be a body language trait of a liar btw. Bush was wilted, needing at least 3 glasses of water, while Kerry didn't need one. Kerry was extremely well-versed and composed and didn't look a bit nervous! Bush kept saying things like, "Uh, lemme, gimme, ah..." He looked like an idiot, and proved that he definitely needs his speech writers because he flubbed up consistently, appearing to not know what to say or how to answer at least 3/4 of the time. Kerry definitely won tonight's debate!!!:thumbsup:

[RoyGBiv]

1. I love it ... New Nickname

Bush = Blinky

[jackieforthedems]

13. Glad You Liked That

;)

[LiberalFighter]

2. What about his hands?

Pretty much didn't make any gestures/motions that would flow with his words.

[jackieforthedems]

12. And

I especially loved it when he confused Saddam with Osama. Also: Bush has taught us his new dance - "The Side Step".

[opihimoimoi]

3. Score 48 to zero...Kerry by 7 touchdowns...Bush lost yardage...

Poor ground game, no passes completed, Bush struggled to finish the game.

Kerry dom'd all 4 quarters.

[LiberalForEver]

6. Bush lost yardage?

Hell he lost the entire field and stadium.

[EST]

4. Why anyone could support that whiney little creep

is totally beyond me! The man is not qualified to be an adult, let alone for any position of authority!

[Webster Green]

5. He was averaging about two blinks per second at his peak...

Seriously, I was trying to count the blink rate. It was awesome.

[norml]

7. Bush sounded like a whining frat boy,trying to explain why...

Bush sounded like a whine frat boy,trying to explain why he drove the family car into a swimming pool. "Can anyone deny that the world is a safer place because I drove that car into that pool?" He also sounded like Peter Pan,trying to get us to believe in Tinkerbell. In order for the strategy to work,you've got to believe. Kerry was both the school principal,and Captain Hook,giving the wayward boy Bush a stern reality check.

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

8. I noticed too about the blinking and water

thing. Hope he didn't have to run to the bathroom from all the water.

[jackieforthedems]

10. On Several Occasions

he looked like he may have peed in his pants to me!!!

[Bongo Prophet]

9. Blinky sez: "Presidentin' is HARD!"

The c-span split screen? PRICELESS!
No prob playing W at poker. He has so many nervous 'tells' it is funny.

Spread the word. You can tell when Bush is lying when he:

a>blinks compulsively. (Blinky)
b>smirks in self-satisfied way. (Smirky)
c>looks to side with squinty eyes. (Squinty)
d>chews inner cheek, a la 9-11 (guilty)

Answer: any and all of the above.

[jackieforthedems]

11. He's Gonna Need Some Chill Pills

and anti-depressants before we know it!