Freepers are delusional

[funnymanpants]

Wow! I just spent the last 20 minutes surfing freepreville, and there are some really, really stupid people in a state of denial. Here is what they have convinced themselves:

1. Bush won the debate on *substance!*

2. Bush is likeable; Kerry isn't.

3. The average person won't care if Kerry is smarter than Bush. (Notice how this point contradicts point 1? Freepers don't.)

4. Bush is a straight talker.

5. "Kerry's face is self destructing.........the right cheek seems to be melting."

6. "Bush comes off as serious and mature, Kerry as a arrogant know it all." Notice how again that when Kerry knows more than Bush, they no longer talk about substance.

Their guy just got his clock cleaned, and they are trying to convince themselves he threw a knockout punch.

[Doohickie]

1. So what? Let 'em be.

[JimmyJazz]

2. He won on substance all right

substance abuse!

good night freepers!

[soothsayer]

3. *'s face is melting--the left side of his mouth is a major frown

even when the right side was flat

[Touchdown]

4. They're not the only place...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x935779

[gospelized]

5. and i bet there are people who think

Foreman beat Ali in Zaire.

[mark11727]

6. I think one of *'s brain gears stripped...

...I could swear I saw smoke coming from his collar.

[funnymanpants]

7. More crap from them:

"MNJohnnie -- so many here in freepville, like you, like me, know John Kerry has told so many lies easily debunked by simply running "search" strings on FR, on the web"

FR stands for Free Republic. So how do we know that Kerry tells lies? Why, their own site says so, and if that isn't proof, what is?

It's like when Bush was asked to define sovereignity, he said something like "Sovereignity is being sovereign."

And circular reasoning is like using circular reasoning.

[oasis]

8. The freeper KAGA group registers their much sought after opinions.

KAGA (Kool Aid Guzzlers of America).

[cheshire]

9. I am as dumb as my president. That makes me feel smart. LOL

[Longhorn]

12. That pretty well sums it up! Good one! n/t

[johnnyrocket]

10. Those are good, it shows the level of logic spinning the freeps

have to endure to keep any modicum of respect or 'their guy'.

Delusional isn't a emphasis word in this case, it's a clinical condition these people are actually in. You missed the one about "Kerry got the questions beforehand."

[funnymanpants]

11. More quotes from the freepers.

"No, Bush showed he isn't the mean evil devil the media makes him out to be, just a regular sort of fella that isn't slick, swarmy or condescending. Kerry on the other hand came across are pure slick politico but without the smoothness of a Clinton."

"I'd have to say Kerry won on points....but like I said earlier......Bush came across as HUMAN, and STEADFAST, Kerry came across as just a typical politician with wonky talk "

They keep repeating the same thing over and over and hypmotizing themselves: "Bush good guy for comman man, Kerry bad smart guy."