Jesus Freaks calling in to Cspan in droves

[RadiDem]

What's up with that ?

The last bible thumper said God's going to re-elect AWOL !

Jesus H Effing Christ !

My Satanic hex to make AWOL screw up badly worked !

[despairing optimist]

1. Look, God has only one vote, or at best, three

depending on your point of view. It ain't over till it's over.

[LTR]

3. Yes, but is God a US citizen?

:shrug:

[Rose Siding]

4. *chuckle*

[Journeyman]

5. CJJ, that was great. . .

"three votes at best, depending on your point of view". . .

I'll remember that one.

[despairing optimist]

13. I'm glad to add some humor. After all those depressing polls

it's time to lighten up just a little after this major Kerry victory.

When longtime Republicans are turning blue this year (ah, what an image that is), it might as well be springtime.

[demwing]

21. If you're a Hindu, God is an entire voting block

But then, if your a Buddhist, hasn't God kind of been purged from the vote list?

[despairing optimist]

22. Which god has six arms? No Diebolds for her!

Time for NY to bow out. It's late. Good night! :-)

[demwing]

24. That would be Kali

She's not one to cross

[Bongo Prophet]

32. Good thought!

I'd have to go with Unitarian model with regard to voting.
one god, one vote.

[Bongo Prophet]

34. One god one vote

I'd have to go with Unitarian model with regard to voting.
one god, one vote. Even for Hindu gods.
Theyll all have to work out their multiplicities within themselves.
While on biblical note, that "Valley of Peace" he was going on about. Meggido?
About right, that.

[LTR]

2. Great, now they call Katherine Harris 'God'

Please world, stop! I want off!

[cheshire]

6. It was our prayers. Our faith is stonger and our God is bigger. LOL

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. I prayed for Mr. Kerry before the debate. :^)

[derby378]

7. "Ah preedict dey will fahnd Atlayntis, tew" (n/t)

[Blue-Jay]

8. In which state is God registered?

I'd bet Oregon. Seems like a nice place.

[high density]

9. WTF was that newspaper headline they just showed?

"Bush rips pre-9/11 outlook" or something like that? What bullshit.

[MI Cherie]

10. Moonie Times

aka "The Washington Times"

[high density]

14. Ah, thanks!

I was concerned that might have been a real newspaper headline. :)

[nankerphelge]

11. I don't know where these people are getting their info

I was talking to God the other day and he told me that he wanted Kerry to win. Jesus told me the same thing.

[zulchzulu]

12. I'm guessing these people know about Election Day on November 5th

We need to send the message to them that Election Day has been moved to Friday, November 5 from 8AM-10AM.

The Repugs would love those hours.

[Peanut Gallery]

15. LOL

n/t

[AntiCoup2K4]

19. Tell them it's a special election/NRA gun show.............

....featuring all the latest in now legal assault weapons technology!

The Freeps won't be able to resist that :evilgrin:

[johnnyrocket]

16. My God these people are pathetic

Oh Lordy lord and for Christ's sake...what is wrong with these people!?

[Justitia]

18. Let 'em keep talking. The whackjobs make us look even better. -eom

[Must_B_Free]

20. yep - their stunted minds are inarticulate and crippled

I think some church group is running a campaign to flood the lines -
They were callin all the lines, republican, independent and democrat.
Several callers on the democrat line hung up.

So much for "Christian values" like honesty...

[JohnnyCougar]

23. I wouldn't worry...

those kind of people only drive away swing voters. Those people don't realize how repulsive they are.

[AgadorSparticus]

25. good. all their crazies are coming out in full force. more liability

than anything else for them and i couldn't be happier.

[Heath.Hunnicutt]

26. Glad your prayer to Satan worked.

I hope my prayers to Jesus and Buddha had a part, too.

The Neo-Con religious nuts have nothing on the non-Christian Jesus worshippers. :)

I think we've got a lot of Christians on our side. They know that there is a time for war and a time for killing, and it is wrong to be unable to defend oneself or one's family. They also realize that what is going on with the war in Iraq is wrong.

[GreggDem]

27. Dont call them Jesus Freaks

They are misguided.

True Christians would not blinded in supporting Bush,Jesus Christ has warned us of many charlatans that come in his name.

[ComerPerro]

28. I heard one lady call people voting on the economy "shallow"

She said that she couldn't believe that people who were voting for Kerry because of economic issues or other things could be so shallow. I was pissed enough already.

Then she says that the only real issue is abortion.

:wtf:

This stupid, clueless, Xanaxed bitch thinks I am shallow, and then has the audacity to say that abortion should be the only issue?

[LDS Jock]

29. thats the ONLY issue?

I don't mean to treat abortion lightly, but there are a number of issues we have to deal with on a daily basis that I would put before abortion as an issue. But then that wouldn't fit in with her agenda I'm sure.

[ComerPerro]

35. That's what I was thinking when I heard her

She actually said that the numbers of net job losses was nothing compared to the abortion "crisis" in our country, all the innocents who are killed, blah blah.

Well, I have 2 things to say to the "pro-life", anti-choice crowd:

Abortion is not the only issue. Sorry. We are facing the threat of fascism and a corporate-controlled government, and your only concern is that people can get a morning after pill?

Also, if you are going to be pro-life, ACT LIKE IT!!
Don't "fight for the rights" of fetuses, and even justify killing doctors because you belive in the rights to survival of innocent children, and then turn right around and pass legislation that does nothing to help children in poverty.
Don't sit with a woman and give her constant support all through her pregnancy just to turn around and call her a whore and a deginerate because she is a single mother.

Fuck these people. They aren't pro-life. They just like envoking moral superiority.

How in the world can these people have such high self-respect while thinking that George Bush is a moral, decent, intelligent man?

[Behind the Aegis]

30. Aaron McGruder (Boondocks)

He said on one talk show (Brown) that people who are thinking the Shrub is great are all those "crazy G-d people in the states we fly over!" "We don't understand them and they don't understand us (people on the coasts)." I thought that was funny!

[Wapsie B]

31. What a crock!

God wants Kerry to get in. She told me so herself. :evilgrin:

The thumpers are going to stroke out over this election. They hitched their wagons to one of the most inept people to ever inhabit the WH.

[incapsulated]

33. It's the end of their world as they know it...

:)

When the rapture comes we can take their stuff!