Reality Check: Cheney is going to make mincemeat out of Edwards

[BurtWorm]

Right?

[951]

1. Wrong

Hes going to be total douche bag

[okieinpain]

they can not afford for chaney to do badly against edwards

[NEOBuckeye]

Spin it, man!

We're talking the game of expectations!

[DenverDem]

11. "A douche bag for liberty!"

TDS

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

17. Nah

Edwards is a pretty good speaker and watched him on the DNC site video and some other stuff and he's pretty good and I think it'd be the same thing as tonight. Cheney is a bit better than Bush of course, so it'd still be a great debate and can't wait. Isn't that one this coming Tuesday?

[Mr_Spock]

27. No, you're wrong! Cheney is gonna fire his death ray eyes and burn

a hole in Edwards. Cheney is the best debater ever and he is going to kick serious ass!!!











(c'mon - go with it will ya!)

[gristy]

2. Brilliant post!

[NEOBuckeye]

3. Oh, I see. Um... Yes... of course!

Cheney is a masterful debater. Edwards has no chance!

[kerryin2004]

4. Cheney is a master debater

I only hope Edwards can hold his own..No pun intended..

[DenverDem]

5. Johnny E will bitch slap crashcart worse than Johnny K did busholini.

slow dick will be humiliated and will look like a corpse next to the vibrant Edwards.

[restorefreedom]

6. this is meant to be ironic, right?

It's late on the east coast

I sense this is the late-night joke thread.

Edwards will chew Dick's fat butt up and spit out the slimy bones.

[BurtWorm]

29. Why, no. What ever gave you that idea?

:o

[Pax Argent]

7. Poor young and tender Edwards

Grizzled old veteran Cheney is going to eat him alive!!

He he he he!

[LisaLynne]

8. Ohhhh ... riiiiiiggghtt.

Yeah, that's right. Cheney is just so good looking that he's going to win the debate. He's got all that ... experience of being old and stuff. Or something. But, yeah.

[BurtWorm]

14. Plus he's an incredible charmer.

America's sweetheart.

[Peanut Gallery]

31. self delete

It's late

[CarolynEC]

9. Ummm.... yeah. That's the ticket!

Why, sure. Mincemeat, I tell ya. :smoke:

[Roland99]

10. Cheney hates politicking

He'd rather be back in his dark cave under the White House, planning the next invasion.

[4morewars]

12. Yeah, we're doomed

I don't know whether to shit or go blind.

[RamboLiberal]

13. Yep - that Cheneying Trial Lawyer doesn't stand a chance

That snarl will just melt poor innocent John.

[Barad Simith]

15. Cheney is personable, Edwards is a grumpy man

Cheney's like your happy uncle who tosses you up in the air, but Edwards is like the grandpa who drinks and smokes too much, and glares at you in an unnerving way.

[LSK]

41. i think you have their names mixed up....

[WilliamPitt]

16. pzzzzzcheeeee...wait...uh...right!

I'm terrified. :)

[Dr Fate]

18. Edwards wins by default if he just hangs on.

Dick has the age, experience & gravitas- Edwards wins by default if he can just barely hang on.

[fishwax]

19. Thanks for bringing us back to earth

you're right. Cheney is the best debater since Cicero. Edwards has no chance. :evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

43. The best since Bush, anyway.

:evilgrin:

[delete_bush]

47. Cheney actually debated Cicero,

but out of respect took a dive.

[DjTj]

Cheney has so much experience...

...Ol' Johnny Reid ain't got no chance...

[LSK]

38. experience at hiding in bunkers?

Or ripping off taxpayers money???

[cmd]

20. Yep, Mr. Happy will take the day

As soon as he open one side of his mouth it will be all over.

[BurtWorm]

42. You mean the sunny side of the mouth.

;)

[cmd]

46. Naturally

;-) ;-)

[pfitz59]

21. "Louisy, it's the big one!"

1) Cheney has heart attack on live TV
2) Bows out of race
3) Rove installs either Mccain or Guiliani as VP
4) Bush* wins.

[Czolgosz]

22. John Edward's problem is he is too curmudgeonly and, frankly,

mean (and does he kiss Elizabeth with that mouth?), whereas Dick Cheney is optimistic, positive, and has a history of communicating effectively. Johnny's doomed!

[progressivebydesign]

You are SOO kidding, right?

Edwards will kick ass!

[theHandpuppet]

23. First it was your thread about Andrea Mitchell's nose...

Now this. Curious.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

26. Have you consulted with your handpuppet about this phenomenon?

[BurtWorm]

30. Don't forget my thread defending Patti Smith.

:evilfrown:

[Media_Lies_Daily]

24. Edwards is going to cause Cheney's pacemaker to overload....

...and that would be very entertaining, IMHO.

[Ellen Forradalom]

25. Edwards will do a damn better job than Lieberman did

who spent most of his time agreeing with Cheney. That said, the vice-presidential debate in 2000 was far more watchable than any of the presidential ones.

[chum]

28. Cheney bear Lieberman - but

Edwards is a briliant trial lawyer. I bet he wins.

[Chichiri]

32. Cheney has never lost a debate. (n/t)

[BurtWorm]

34. He kicked Leahy's ass in the Senate.

Remember that one? :wow:

[LSK]

40. and how many has he been in?

[TlalocW]

33. Cheney's nobility and good heart

Radiate from him with the luminescence of a thousand suns. Every part of him - the color of his white-as-the-driven-snow-hair to his piercing honest eyes, to his amiable I love everyone smile, and finally his powerfully built body, America recognizes Cheney as what Nietsche described as the ubermensch - even those who don't know what an ubermensch is somehow sense it on a primal, deeper level. That's how uber of a mensch he is.

Edwards has no chance.

TlalocW

[Stephanie]

52. Cheney's Sweet Smile

It just warms your heart. If you have a heart. If you have a mechanical heart, well then, it makes your mechanical heart, um, it makes it, keep ticking in a steady, mechanical way.

[demwing]

35. Cheney Will Get Cheneyed

Edwards made millions from getting CEOgres to reveal their satanic leanings in intimate, pesonal settings.

Cheney is chum...

NO Wait - (sets spin cycle)

Cheney will hand Edwards his ASS.

:silly:

[LSK]

36. Nobody likes Cheney, most like Edwards

And Edwards is a trial lawyer. This is his element.

What possible logic is there that Darth Vader will prevail??

[Justitia]

37. the VP debate will simply be gravy

the sheer entertainment value should put it on PayPerView.

Note to Edwards: live up to the hype and pull no punches on ole Beelzebub...

[genius]

39. This is a joke, right? Edwards is a trial lawyer.

[Demi_Babe]

44. you bet ;-)

[LSK]

45. ARE YOU PEOPLE NUTS?????????????????????????????

How on earth can a likeable trial lawyer loose to Darth Vader?????

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING???? REALLY!!!

[BurtWorm]

48. Cheney isn't a trial lawyer!

:wtf:









;)

[LSK]

54. Cheney = darth vader

:wtf: to your :wtf:

[BurtWorm]

57. I see your :wtf: and raise it another ;)

(I'm jest funnin' ya!)

[Justitia]

49. I think folks are being waaaaay gleefully sarcastic

just relishing the VP debate after tonight's Bush roasting.

Having fun at the thought, that's all - they are not being literal.

[Stephanie]

51. Cheney is a Genius and a Brilliant Speaker.

Edwards is Wet Behind the Ears. It's doubtful Edwards will be able to compete. Cheney WOWS audiences everywhere he goes. Even if he didn't have the Loyalty Oaths, he would probably still get applause.

[Justitia]

59. yup, Cheney is a Super Stud, in a Rock Star-ish kinda way.

Edwards is probably scared silly to get up and debate him in such a public venue :scared:

[CitySky]

50. absolutely

The gravitas factor, you know. Poor John will look so unprepared... we should make sure that NONE of our undecided friends watch it!

[moondust]

53. Hands down. It's gonna be bloody.

Please have mercy Mr. Cheney.

[Algorem]

55. Headline next day-"Cheney Sneers Edwards To Tears"

Cheney's approval rating will soar into the high 30's

[zulchzulu]

56. Yeah... That's like saying Bush NEVER LOST a debate

Watch and learn.

[DoveTurnedHawk]

58. Oh Yes, Absolutely!

Dick Cheney has NEVER lost a debate. He has MUCH more experience than Edwards, who is an EVIL TRIAL LAWYER to boot!

Edwards has no chance. Spread the word.

DTH

[Justitia]

60. Please Unca Dick, go easy on Johnny -eom

[Zero Division]

61. I don't think we need to push that meme for this debate, and I don't think

it'll work anyway. Everyone knows Edwards has awesome skills as a lawyer. The Repubs are simply going to try and use that against Edwards. But it should be funny, because they can cry about him being a trial lawer all they want and yet it'll be a struggle for them to get that point to eclipse his persuasiveness.

One word you know they'll try to use against Edwards is "slick". They did it with Clinton, and Repubs are not the most creative people in the world.

[gauguin57]

62. All we need is some nice big magnets, or a microwave oven,

at the VP debates, to make Cheney's pacemaker go wacky. He'll be bouncing off the walls like a Roomba vacuum. Meanwhile, Edwards (who didn't make all those millions in court as an attorney by sitting on his hands and being polite), will slice him and dice him.

[fortyfeetunder]

63. Unless there is a Viagra made for debating

I think Cheney will be flaccid, and impotent in this debate.

[SKKY]

64. Everything I was hearing was that the Republicans had pretty much...

...written Cheney off against Edwards and were concentrating on getting Bush prepped. Are you suggesting the VP debate is now in play? That certainly wouldn't bode well for them considering Edwards will at worse come out even and at best give Cheney a fourth, fifth, or sixth heart attack.

[DinahMoeHum]

65. Wile E. Cheney - Super Genius !!

nyuk nyuk nyuk

:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[durablend]

66. We beg for mercy Mr Cheney

PLEEZ DONT BEET UP ON MISTA EDWARDS TO BAD