grasswire
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:24 AM
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I wonder what's happening in the WH tonight? |
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Did Laura take a separate bedroom?
Did George require a phone call from Poppy?
Did they hide all the razors?
Is Barney bruised?
What do you think?
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:28 AM
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the liquer cabinet had to be replenished.
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TexasSissy
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:29 AM
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2. They're in Miami. At a Debate Watch party, actually. It's |
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probably pretty grim there.
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:30 AM
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3. a serious bender....look for another well-timed scooter incident. -eom |
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:31 AM
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4. karen hughes is fellating him to sleep.................ooh I just think I |
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made myself sick.....:puke:
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:32 AM
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something bad happened tonight. VERY bad. It's up to rove to save bush now - and after tonight he's going to go in to full scale blitz mode. He's freaking out at this point.
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:33 AM
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6. They're already packing |
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Game over man, game over.
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:34 AM
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7. No ooky-pooky for george tonight. n/t |
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:35 AM
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8. * is strapped to a slab in the basement and KH is whipping him while |
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wearing leather. KKK, dick and LadyLaura are yelling at him and each other. Everyone else is scrambling around trying to get this spinning into a blur.
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:37 AM
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10. and the Bush twins are wearing matching leather leashes |
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:35 AM
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Everything's great! We're winning the war on terra, economy's strong, bla bla bla...
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:40 AM
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11. "I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'...!" |
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:41 AM
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:43 AM
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13. Tears and recriminations. Karen's got a shiner. |
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Georgie's still railing. Holes punched in the walls. Bourbon's all gone. Girls are hiding int their room with the door locked. Laura's on the porch chain smoking.
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Fri Oct-01-04 12:45 AM
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14. Stephanie has nailed it. |
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Edited on Fri Oct-01-04 12:49 AM by gauguin57
That scenario, while so-very-ROFLMAO, is absolutely the most believable!
But, in addition, Barbara Bush is wasting her beautiful mind with a bottle of gin. Poppy is on the phone to Bandar Bush and the Saudis, arranging for a hit to be put out on Kerry. Lynne Cheney is rubbing the basketball-sized lump of skin on the back of her head (from all the facelifts), and Dickie-boy Cheney's chest is hooked up to the jumper cables.
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Fri Oct-01-04 01:01 AM
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you and Steph should send this to SNL!
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Fri Oct-01-04 01:05 AM
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16. Do you guys know what... |
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pampers pull ups are???
Lincoln bedroom.
alone.
smashing the useless debate prep book against hit head.
peeing his pants.
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