Official "Bush Excuse For Why He Sucked Last Night" Thread

[tomfodw]

I'll start:

He choked on a pretzel right before going on camera.


Anyone else?

[spooky3]

1. His daughters "slipped their leashes" and he was up all night the night

before getting them back in their pen.

[BootinUp]

2. "I'm an arrogant little man, but I'm right." LOL

[Leilani]

3. He forgot to take his nap

because he was getting to stay up late.

[DIKB]

4. Too busy the night before. . .

Grooming his wife and daughters looking for fleas and ticks. His handlers need to spend more time getting him to repeat the same responses and rewarding him with treats when he doesn't invent new words.

btw what the F*CK are "transhipments" ????

[Heath.Hunnicutt]

5. He is doing so much hard work he is really pooped.

[RafterMan]

6. How is he supposed to study "foreign" policy?

He's the president of *America* for God's sake.

[Disturbed]

11. The drugs

that he has to take to keep him from having siezures slow his thoughts down, cause him to forget things, cause him to be tired,make him jumble his words, give him dry mouth and he has to pee a lot.

[tblue37]

17. Actually, I think he did have a couple of small seizures.

I saw his head vibrate for a few seconds as he stared blankly, in a way that looked exactly like a microseizure.

[Birthmark]

7. The dog ate his brain.

Ewwww!

[Bongo Prophet]

8. "...'cuz presidentin's HARD"

And givin' LUV to widow's I just widowed is Tarrin'...."

Now to go leash his daughters.

[VOX]

9. "Karl and Uncle Dick kept me up too late last night."

"I need my beauty rest."

[SoCalDemocrat]

10. He was busy "giving love" to that dead soldiers widow

[fishface]

12. "Ahm so tired from protectin y'all from terrists"..

[Zynx]

13. "Because that Kerry is too smart!"

[tomfodw]

14. His earpiece kept picking up Top 40 AM

So he couldn't hear Rove whispering the answers to Lehrer's questions.

[highnooner]

15. It was past his bedtime

Seriously. He supposedly goes to sleep at 9:30 each night.

[tomfodw]

21. I suppose he missed his nap, too

He always gets so cranky when he misses his nap.

[daydreamer]

16. We did good but...

But it was not a home run, Kerry missed a few moment when he could deliver some knock out blow without appearing mean. I gave Kerry B plus, and Bush C plus. Kerry did not fight back enough. To stop bush attempts to ridicule Kerry, Kerry just has to hit right back harder each time a ridicule is repeated, then bush will be trained not to ridicule again.

On appearance, Kerry is absolute A ***. So presidential you will mistake him for the sitting president.:toast:

[BootinUp]

23. Kerry had to choose how to use his time

He avoided going after the pitches in the dirt, instead focused on the attack.

[KlatooBNikto]

18. Everybody kept telling me to say nuclear instead of nucular.It is hard

because they didn't have a course at Yale for these kinds of things.It is a liberal school you see?

[rullery]

19. Bush performed better than I expected he would.

For someone in the early stages of dementia, he did quite well; no big mistakes, such as forgetting that he took us to war in Iraq. It is good that Kerry won the debate, and Bush will not have to suffer through a second term as president now, with Cheney pulling his puppet strings any more. Now Bush will be able to retire to Crawford, Texas, and begin the slow mental decline into darkness. I know all about this, as my 90-year-old mother has been an Alzheimer's patient for the past seven years. I see the early signs of the disease in Bush, poor man.

[George W. Dunce]

20. Fineman this morning

"he was up after his bed time" and he was serious.

[tomfodw]

22. Fineman's another Bush ass kissing whore

He's on Imus giving advice to the Bush campaign. Since when is that his job?

And since when is Bush not a good debater? Haven't we always been told how good he is at this?

And he's now looking forward to the town hall type debate? When has not faced a single genuine live audience all year?

Fineman has his nose so far up Bush's ass, he can see out Bush's mouth.

[bo44]

24. DOOKIE clogged his nostrils after morning Charmin duty for BFEE

[Bunny]

25. He was tired because he spent some time yesterday touring

the hurricane damage. Seriously, I heard this on the radio this AM.