Dean: The Lord Told Me Bush Wins in 'Blowout' (Humor)

[deminflorida]

(2004-01-09) -- Democrat presidential candidate Howard Dean today announced that "the Lord" told him last night the same thing He told Pat Robertson last week -- that George Bush would win re-election in a "blowout".

"Imagine my surprise," said Mr. Dean. "The last time the Lord told me anything, he said that homosexual unions should be legal because if homosexual behavior was a sin, God wouldn't have created gay people. Then last night, I was praying after reading Job in the New Testament, and the Lord told me that my campaign would not have a happy ending like the one that was tacked onto Job years after it was written."

"Apparently, from a religious point of view," Mr. Dean said, "if God had thought the Democrats should win, he would not have created George Bush."

http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001487.html

Not very far from the truth if you watch the Dean Tapes....

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[ClintonTyree]

3. Clark supporters...............

are getting out of hand with their photoshopped trash. You're not helping your candidate by portraying Dean as Hitler or being anointed by Christ. You're showing a very juvenile attitude toward other candidates, you may want to reconsider that.

[jujube2]

5. hey, I just saw it somewhere and thought it was funny and appropriate

for this thread.
I'm actually undecided myself, though definately leaning away from Dean.
I'm looking at Kerry, Gephardt, and Clark mostly.
Clark looks attractive though I do have questions about his party loyalty.

[chimpymustgo]

8. It's funny as hell. The post and the picture.

Dont' let them beat you down. Keep speaking the truth - even in parody.

Southern strategy...

[maddezmom]

11. where did you see it?

[jujube2]

13. in some other thread here n/t

[maddezmom]

14. really?

1st time I've seen it. Anyone else see it?

[janx]

22. Where did you see it?

?

[maddezmom]

12. don't think it's a Clark supporter

JMO

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[TexasPatriot]

4. this is offensive

inflammatory, and i believe disingenuous

[maddezmom]

10. very offensive

:(

[Renew Deal]

15. lol

ROTFLMAO

[Racenut20]

2. This is all as sick as Pat Robertson is.

[farmbo]

6. Pat Robertson makes the comment, but Dean gets the blame?

Why not just post: "Dean says Saddam purchased nuclear material from Niger"...and laugh yourself into stitches.

Lame...You guys have truly run out of ammo.

[Renew Deal]

16. Oh boy

It's a joke. Take a second to laugh

[retyred]

20. "Dean says Saddam purchased nuclear material from Niger"

Happy Now? /humor


retyred in fla
“Good-Night Paul, Wherever You Are”
So I read this book

[patricia92243]

7. I never tire of Republican clap-trap.

[Hep]

9. The world is coming to an end when democrats use the RW lexicon

Whether in jest or not.

[Bertha Venation]

18. Hear, hear. n/t

[Catch22Dem]

17. Take it from this Clark supporter

Threads like this are bullshit and make us all look bad.

[Bertha Venation]

19. It's a stupid ad, but the quotes you posted, IMO,

are right on the money: Dean's right. Besides, he's not the only politician ever to say "If God had wanted..." or "Last time God told me anything...."

[Walt Starr]

21. Garbage like this belongs in the Lounge

:eyes:

[Skinner]

23. This is flame bait.

Locking.

Skinner
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