"I can't believe how many times last night B* (fill in the blank)"

[Sparkly]

Fill in the blank:
I can't believe how many times last night Chimp __________.

I'll start:
I can't believe how many times he said the word "message."
I can't believe how many times he smirked.
I can't believe how many times he looked like he was waiting impatiently for the yellow light to come on because he didn't have anything to say.

[RubyDuby in GA]

1. said being President is hard work

No shit Sherlock!
Why not leave it up to a professional? Step away from the podium and let the grown ups handle the adult stuff.

[InformedSource]

9. Guess that's why he needs all that vacation time in Crawford

[JPace]

11. "Hard Work"

I agree....that is because he is really a lazy Sh*t
and having to perform daily at anything is annoying
and draining to him. Clinton couldn't wait to get up
and go to work each day doing the "peoples business".
He said he misses that the most.
I think that secretly AWOL will be relieved to not get
another four years.

[goddess40]

2. Hard work

* wouldn't know hard work if it bit him in the ass.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

As in B* is full of...

I can't believe how many times he said the word "duty".

[Sparkly]

4. I believe he was saying "doody."

At least that's how I heard it. :)

[olddem43]

14. Yes, he usually precedes doody with "solemn" -

However, I only heard "solemn doody" once or twice last night.

[TomClash]

3. slouched like a gay dude at the ranch

[RevCheesehead]

5. pounded the podium for emphasis

It was quite distracting on C-SPAN - you could hear it rattle the microphone.

[MsTryska]

6. took a sip of his water......

turned another shade of red....

ground his teeth...

looked like a deer in headlights.....

[GOPNotForMe]

7. rapidly blinked.

You could tell when he was getting upset, because his eyes would go into flutter mode. Quite amusing. Thank God for C-Span!

[Richard D]

13. It seemed to be more than that

He blinked 260+ times in the 120 seconds of his closing statement.

[GOPNotForMe]

18. Maybe he was having a seizure? nt

[GainesT1958]

8. Pursed his lips...

He actually did that a lot more then he gave his gross, trademark smirk, IMO. Showed just how painful it was to be there, watching from the "first person" as his clock got cleaned!:D

B-)

[Sparkly]

10. Yes -- his lips must be bruised today from that "church lady" face

I wonder if he did the "superior dance" afterwards!! (SNL)

[glarius]

12. looked like a frightened deer in the headlights!

nt

[WI_DEM]

15. said, "wrong war at the wrong time"

[Joe Turner]

16. just stood there, like a dummy that could not respond.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

17. I'm suprised no one has yet mentioned

the frequent pauses in between words, often at the beginning of his responses, not to mention the uhs, ahs It was hard to figure out what he was trying to say due to the pauses.