Freeper genius: Kerry purposely made Bush's necktie crooked!

[denverbill]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1232859/posts

I noticed something last night.

G.W. Bush's necktie was askew. It looked unprofessional. I wondered HOW in the heck that could have happened.

Then during the replay, I saw how it happened. When Kerry greeted Bush, Kerry held on to Bush's hand as Bush was walking away. Bush was forced to awkwardly stretch his torso, dislodging the correct placement of the tie.

I initially thought it was all happenstance. But on further review, I saw that Kerry made a point of adjusting his tie after the handshake, just in case the manuever dislodged his too.

Maybe it was an accident, maybe not. I think not. If anyone has contacts to Bush, please advise them of this possible purposeful action, or at the very least, MAKE SURE BUSH'S TIE IS STRAIGHT. I was focused on the tie, it looked so sloppy.

1 posted on 10/01/2004 11:59:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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MY GOD! THE HORROR!! NO WONDER SHRUB LOST THE DEBATE. IT COULDN'T HAVE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THE SHRUB IS A MORON, COULD IT?

[tomfodw]

1. A) Who gives a f*ck about Bush's tie?

B) If this guy really thinks that made a flea's brain worth of difference, then he really really needs to lay off the Koolaid.

C) Kerry is so Machiavellian that he can do this without anyone on Bush's side noticing, but he's unable to stop the Smear Boat Vermin. Gosh, such awesome but strangely limited powers.

D) See A.

[AntiCoup2K4]

56. But in Junior's case, a "flea's brain worth of difference" counts a lot...

Since the flea has a bigger brain than Junior does. :dunce:

[phish420]

116. Ya know, I was gonna vote for bush*...

but I just saw that tie and said "How can he run the country if he cant keep his damn tie straight". I mean, come on, a guy has GOT to have his priorities in line!

lol

[sisenor]

118. THE TIE WAS STRAIGHT, BUSH IS CROOKED.

[gatorboy]

2. Yes and if you freeze frame #256

It's plain to see Kerry tied Bush's shoe laces together when he wasn't looking. :eyes:

Dumbest. Freep Post. Ever. Almost. :D

[denverbill]

8. No, you've got a ways to go for that.

My favorite ever was this idiot who did his own scientific analysis and decided that he had figured out what caused the Great Flood in the Bible. It had something to do with Mars suddenly moving close to the earth, staying there for a month, then moving on it's merry way.

It was the most hilarious piece of garbage I have ever seen posted anywhere. Unfortunately, I don't have the link anymore. I so wish I'd saved it.

[gatorboy]

19. Heh! Was that when Clinton used his special powers to move planets?

:D

[denverbill]

27. No, I think this was a rare instance that Clinton wasn't blamed for.

Funny thing is (IMO) this guy is assuming God is omnipotent, but instead of using his omnipotence to simply pull the water to one side of the planet on his own, he drags Mars out of it's orbit and uses Mars' gravity to do the work.

Kinda funny too that Noah and his crew didn't even notice an enormous planet hanging overhead for a month.

[AntiCoup2K4]

62. Hey it was raining pretty hard! Can you see a planet through the clouds?

And let's remember that the Earth was definitely considered to be a flat surface at that time point. If Noah HAD seen a planet, how the Hell would he have known what it was?

Besides, with the hard rain, I doubt they ever went above deck for more than a few minutes at a time, and that was just due to the stench of the animal shit. If I had been Noah, I would have snuck a few extra dung beetles on board to keep the crap level & stench down. They don't take up that much space, and I really don't think God would have minded.

[Steely_Dan]

76. I Can't stop laughing...

[aldian159]

38. I'm choking in laughter

Haha!

[RebelOne]

103. Same here. Unbelievable. n/t

[txindy]

16. I always think each post is the dumbest

then they post another. Have to keep adjusting that bar downwards!

[damntexdem]

32. Damn, and here I'd thought that ...

Kerry did that when Dubya WAS looking.

[wildeyed]

84. and stuck a 'kick me' sign to his back.

:eyes:

[CornField]

3. OMG!! Naughty Kerry playing games with the Shrub's tie. LMAO!!

Of course, that probably made Shrub's whole little body all off-center... forcing him to make an idiot of himself in front of the entire nation. I bet if we go back through all the times he's been an idiot, we'll find an off-center tie. We should ban them... make a constitutional amendment against neckties!

[elehhhhna]

6. So that's why GW's face is so red today! The tourniquet effect!

[TrustingDog]

26. maybe that's why * was cocking his head so much...

trying to align his noggin with the askew ascot. smart presidents know how to work that kind of magic.

[Joanne98]

45. Bush wasn't wearing a tie today. OMG He figured it out...lol

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. Ok time to nominte this to the thread of the week

others need to see the stupidity of a freeper.

Yep this takes the cake in the excuse department.

[dogtag]

5. Yes! That's the ticket! It was the skewed tie

that made Shrub look like a moran. Otherwise his face would have been statesman like, not all scrunchy and smirky. It was the damned tie that the diabolical War God Kerry skewed on purpose.

[elehhhhna]

7. Getting his HEAD on straight would be good, too.

[TrustingDog]

28. and that tie was made by a democrat! stop the debates!

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. This is a joke, right?

How desperate can one be? So a crooked tie turned Blinky McDumbass into an incompetent boob? Hahahaha!

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

88. I also noticed with the ties

that they were wearing different colors opposite of their parties. Maybe if Bush kept with the red tie he would have done better? :eyes:

[SammyWinstonJack]

102. Never change tie color in mid stream

:evilgrin: And welcome to DU.....:hi:

[NoSunWithoutShadow]

10. May I add another stupid freeper comment

Just returned from the dark side, the freepers think Kerry
got the answers ahead of the debate and Bush didn't.

And to prove it they said Kerry didn't need any time to think before responding. LOL!

This is one of the posts:

To: shield
Bush was also not given the questions before hand. skerry was so he had
someone write a speech for him and he gave his speech.
I'm glad I'm not the only person who noticed that. Kerry didn't need any
time to think and respond to the questions - it sounded like he was
firing off canned answers.
I've been checking Drudge all day waiting for this story to start
"developing..."

They think it's a story that's going to start developing. LOL!

I can't stop laughing.

[nyhuskyfan]

15. There wasn't a single "out of the blue" question asked

I bet if we tried to guess the questions that would be asked before the debate on this board, we would have come up with 90 percent of them, if not all.

Kerry probably would have answered all those questions in normal debate preparations.

[damntexdem]

37. Actually, there was the question Dubya was asked about ...

Kerry's fitness to be president. Dubya was blindsided by that one; and that's where he made his statement that it wasn't going to happen because there was no doubt Dubya would win.

Jon Stewart's comment after replaying that statement: "My God, there's not going to be an election?"

[ZombieNixon]

54. Speaking of Jon Stewart

Anyone who's read his book will appreciate this:
You know in the back where there's that chart of how to score the debate? Well, I actually did that (I know it's nerdy). Final tally: Bush +1, Kerry +28. On top of that, realizing I was heavily biased against W, I tried to be extra hard on Kerry. Still no help for Chimpy. I actually had to make up a few new categories for scoring:

EQ (lose two points): Evades question

OBL (gain one point): Any mention of Osama Bin Laden not in the same sentence as Saddam Hussein

Af/f (gain one point): Accusing opponent of "flip-flop"

cBL/H (lose two points): Confuses Bin Laden with Hussein

W (lose two points): Whining.

Other factoids: Kerry mentioned Bin Laden in answers to 6 of the ten questions. Bush only mentioned his name twice in the whole thing. Bush accused Kerry of flip-flopping 5 times. Kerry said Bush "changed positions" 3 times. Bush said "noo-kyoo-lurr" three times, "Vla-duh-murr" (Putin) twice and broke the rules first by addressing Sen. Kerry directly first (with regard to his daughters and the leash).

[Cha]

60. That little Arrogant Shit...

bush can't even conceive of someone taking his job from him that daddy and jebby stole for him..

[txindy]

17. Oh, for Pete's sake!

The topic was foreign policy. Not hard to anticipate the main points to be raised, especially if one has been interviewed on those points for months. *, of course, is never asked a question, so.... :freak:

[kskiska]

20. They're claiming that Jim Lehrer smiled and winked at Kerry

when he shook his hand after the debate. That means that Kerry was slipped the questions in advance.

[Ellen Forradalom]

40. No, Jim Lehrer was barefoot on the cover of Abbey Road

That's how we know he slipped Kerry the answers in advance.

[Steely_Dan]

77. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clinton Crusader]

79. Jim Is Dead, Miss Him, Miss Him.....

:kick:

[Clinton Crusader]

78. There's a Far Side cartoon in here somewhere...

:crazy:
:kick:

[damntexdem]

36. No, Kerry wouldn't need the answers ahead of the debate --

just the questions. Now, Dubya -- he WOULD need the ANSWERS ahead of the debate.

[doni_georgia]

65. Seriously the Bush camp released Bush's statement on Q#4 BEFORE it

had been asked. So obviously the Bush camp HAD THE QUESTIONS. My husband heard that on Randy Rhodes this afternoon. The person who said this was Ambassador Holbrook.

[yardwork]

73. Nobody had the questions ahead of time. Lehrer said he kept them secret

and I believe Jim Lehrer. However, as someone posted above, any informed person could have predicted every one of those questions. The debate was narrowly focused on terrorism. What the heck else was there to ask about? W's tie?

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

91. Leher made it very clear that

nobody knew the question's he had in front of him. I bet not even his own wife knew the question's. Now the reps are blamming Leher for favoring Kerry and whatnot. It's mainly this one board I go to at Ivillage.com in the political debate section. If you want to join it (the board is way too right-winged!) it's free to join unless you want to upgrade.

[wildeyed]

89. lololololol

Are you guys making this stuff up? I laughed so hard I spit on my computer screen.

[iwantmycountryback]

90. LMAO That's too funny

I guess they're not use to a president who isn't a braindead bump on a log.

[NVMojo]

110. they are so used to stupid that intelligence can't be real

when they see intelligence, it can't be real, Kerry had to have cheated. Poor things. Sounds like they are wearing the same rose colored glasses their moron leader wears.

[dubyaD40web]

11. No doubt, freepers are some of the funniest f***ing people on the planet.

I have an idea for a new tv or radio show. Would involve almost no effort whatsoever, just scan the freeper posts and read them on the air. We'd have people rolling on the floor.

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

92. They could make a new

segment on Air America. Heh heh.

[ET Awful]

12. LOL . . . That's the funniest excuse I've heard yet. . .

Kerry pulled his tie out of place by shaking his hand!!!!!

[Astrochimp]

57. srub and wife always have clothing issues............

any time you see them, they look like they slept in the poor fitting crap they wear. Just dig up any photos. My fav was when Blair & wife were hear a year or so ago, dressed as expected, while the *'s both looked like it was their first time in 'fancy dress'.


David

[SidDithers]

13. No, no, Kerry did it with spooky Telekinetic eyes...

He's just like Chevy Chase in Modern Problems!

Sid

[ZombieNixon]

58. Your signature

That quote about Duct Tape and WD40 comes from Tim Newberg and Jim Berg the Duct Tape Guys. Check out their website, it's pretty cool. They're also ardent Democrats who never pass up an opportunity to poke fun at W.

Just though you might like to know.

[Catherine Vincent]

14. Truth be Demand!

ROTFL!

[Demit]

18. the tie stayed straight. It was Bush got twisted.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. This must be a Democrat posing as a Freeper and goofing on Bush

and playing with the Freeper's minds (if you can call their robotic mentalities "minds"). It's too outrageous. I've thought myself of going on FreeRepublic and goofing on Bush by describing him as a better orator than Demosthenes and proclaiming that he gave the greatest debate performance in American political history.

[Philostopher]

39. Do you really think they'd have any idea

who Demosthenes was? The Stalin character from John Cusack's 'Better Off Dead' is about as sophisticated oratory as most of them can understand.

[Leilani]

41. Only the Loonies are left at Free Republic!

All the rational thinking people have been banned from FR.

There was a time, they had some very intelligent discussions, from a conservative point of view.

Free Republic is like a Bush/Cheney Rally; only the true believers allowed in. And it makes no difference what loopy, looney, thought process you use.

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

94. To get in do you

have to sign a loyalty oath? ;) And you can't ask question's that will make Bush seem like he did last night. :crazy:

[dubyaD40web]

22. and Kerry put special "thirst" drops in *'s water too

so he'd keep on drinking and drinking.

Did anyone else notice at one point, about halfway through, when * kid of reached back and looked like he was scratching his ass?
My wife looked at me and asked "did he just do what I think he just did?"

Kerry's people put thirst drops in the water, and itching powder in his shorts. That's the only explanation I can possibly think of.

[denverbill]

30. "Thirst" drops. With just a smidge of 'sneer' juice to boot.

[TrustingDog]

33. lol! he sure was a thirsty one. rename him Glubbya.

[Contrary1]

50. Nah...

That can't be what you saw. Bush isn't talented enough to scratch his own ass.

[demwing]

53. Well, he WAS standing still -

if he was walking at the same time...I dunno....

[Clinton Crusader]

80. nah, it was chilled Stoli, that's why he couldnt stop drinking..

:kick:

[TrustingDog]

23. kerry and his Weapon of Mass Dishevelment! nuke him.

[Onlooker]

24. I hope it's true! I hope it's true!

That would be a brilliant piece of Rovian cleverness and give me real confidence in the ability of the Dems to beat the Repugs at their own game.

[tanyev]

25. Of all the things I noticed last night,

I never noticed that *'s tie was crooked.

[TrustingDog]

34. I sure noticed that bush himself is crooked, tho.

[damntexdem]

29. Hmm, I wonder: did the handshake also dislodge ...

Dubya's face?

[NoPasaran]

93. Perhaps it dislodged his brain

Since there's a lot of vacant real estate in his skull.

[Octafish]

31. Bush is a CROOK.

Of COURSE he has a crooked tie.

[TrustingDog]

35. there was a crooked man

There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked Whitehouse.

[Contrary1]

42. Actually...

The Dim Son's tie was the only thing that was straight. It was the rest of him that seemed to be having a problem

[0007]

43. Hot Damn thanks for the hot trick! LOL!!

[Clinton Crusader]

44. OH! The HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!

:wow:

:kick:

[GeorgeBushytail]

46. Freeper complaint: Kerry shook hands too long

A post on the freep forum:

--
More Debate Observations...Why didn't Kerry let go after shaking hands?

The liberals are always too cute by half in debates.

Kerry refused to let go of the Presidents hand after the pre-debate handshake and greeting.

This forced the President to "pull away". You could see Kerry smirk as if he just got his first shot in before the debate even started in his attempt to get W. off-stride immediately.

---

Hey, If Kerry did that on purpose, hats off to his savvy. I love the way freepers are clutching at straws to shake off the nightmare of the debate.

[KayLaw]

61. Sounds British to me

Too cute " by half " sounds like something a British person would say, doesn't it?

Oh, heck, I admit I'm just trying to distance myself from what this yahoo said. Can you blame me? As for the original poster's find, oh, Mama mia!

:crazy:

[ThePhilosopher04]

47. So it was the TIE that made Bush look like he was slumped...

and crooked.

[sisenor]

48. Funniest thing I've read in a while.

And they say dems are the conspiracy theorists .. . .

[Claire Beth]

49. LMAO...this shows how desperate they are

[Andromeda]

51. Is that paranoid or what?

My Gawd, these people need therapy, badly. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

[Mountainman]

52. What's worse is that other freepers agree with him!

[TexasSissy]

55. Can this dude be serious? Someone pull that cornpone out of that

guy's a**! Quick! It's affecting his brain!

[Cha]

59. I didn't even notice bush's tie...it was

his idiotic demeanor that everyone was talking about today..

That and his sighing, And his whining about working so HARD!

[doni_georgia]

63. If you check the next frame you will see the reason for Bush's slumping

posture and the lump on his back. When Bush turned his back to go to his podium, Kerry gave him a wedgie! Yes! It's all there. That's why he couldn't stand up straight. His undies were up to his neck!

[Mountainman]

64. That's the best I've heard all day! LMAO

[riverwalker]

66. Curses! We foiled again

The jig is up! They are on to us! Damn, those freepers are just too smart to let anything get past 'em. How did they figure out our Operation Tie Twist? Years of planning down the drain.

[LibeMatt]

67. Funny Freepers

If Kerry's slick enough to actually do that, maybe Shrubbie's not swift enought to be Commander in Chief, yes?

[Captain Lance Bass]

68. Kerry also planned the hurricanes

So that * would be worn out from viewing the devastation on the day of the debate.

Its true I tellz ya'

[benito]

70. You can almost

see bushie wishing for that green light to come on...
He can only stammer and sputter for so long, before he needs to kick back that empty glass. I wish he would have stuck his tongue in that glass. Maybe then he would have remembered to mention how he's not doing squat to help the victims of Haiti.

Please think of them.

[tomfodw]

71. He also slipped ludes and laxatives...

...into Bush's water.

[Minimus]

69. "I was focused on the tie" says it all!

[Kimber Scott]

72. All hat. No cattle.

nt

[Stevious]

74. FReep it till it glows then FReep it in the dark

Self ^ | 10/01/2004 | Self

Posted on 10/01/2004 1:34:18 PM PDT by EUPHORIC

New poll at WOAI.COM the website for WOAI TV and Radio in San Antonio. Poll question is who you would vote for after seeing the debate. An amazing 63.4% FOR Bush and a piddling 36.6% for Kerry! HA! HA! Lets get busy and make them numbers even more amazing!!! Poll is on the right side of the home page here.

:eyes:

As if freeping this poll makes up for the miserable performance last night.

[Mr_Spock]

75. That's hilarious. Stupid freepers - tricks are for kids.

Oh, that's why they think Kerry would do that - in their childish minds, it's something they could conceive of doing. So funny. :)

[are_we_united_yet]

81. All I can say is

Life.........get one.

[sysoprock]

82. I'm actually from Fresno, FREEPER HQ.

The Freepers are hilariously awesome.

They got accused of being a hate group by our Fresno City Council's Human Rights Commission. I always see them protesting on one of our main streets.

One of them had a sign that had (Peace Sign) = (Swaztika).

However, my favorite ones are the ones that advocate a civil war if W loses. They are the best. They remind me of the chicken hawk that was on the foghorn leghorn cartoons.

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

83. They are trying anything

they can to make Kerry look like he some how cheated and will not admit that he won because he is a very smart and intellectual man while Bush isn't. Hasn't Bush even admitted that he doesn't read very much?

[The_Casual_Observer]

85. This freeper ought to take a fucking necktie and hang himself

in the shower. I am so sick of these assholes pushing * down my throat for the last 4 years. Why don't they all get together and "rapture" each other with their god damned assault rifles in a frenzy of rw religious ecstasy?

[sysoprock]

86. Gotta love the Freepers.

I saw a post on there where the freepers were getting all excited because Bush was winning on one of the post-debate polls...

IT WAS THE MICHAEL SAVAGE POLL!

[gardenista]

87. OMG, this guy must be OCD.

I didn't even notice that the tie was askew.

How paranoid can you get?!@

[vetwife]

97. Those Freepers are drowning in worry and embarassement ! Give

them a crying towel and let them whine. Pathetic little creatures that they are. Big and tough and don't even know when to feel sorry for a thief and a liar. Where is their chiristianity to pray for this sinner ! If he were to get the election he doesn't win. He doesn't because we will make life more miserable the next 4 as he did us the first 4. But I think Kerry is a creat closer and anyone who votes for Bush has got to have an Iq lower than Bush. I want my commander in chief to reach puberty at 12 not 40 after a drunken stupor and want to think he can be in control of himself, and a nation. You just don't wake up and become an adult and that is Bush's problem. Sobriety for so short a period of time and that constitutes adolescent behavior. Compare that to public service and an adult life to Well I have failed at business, owned a baseball team and had to be bailed out, I found God but I don't go to church and now I am president. Of course I am not doing too well, I have screwed up the planet but hey, I'm still young . Maybe I won't totally turn us into the Roman empire by 2008. Thats how I see it !
Thanks but no thanks I vote for the adult ! The one who grew up and didn't stay drunk half of his life !

[noamnety]

95. talking points on the tie issue

Bush did not anticipate the mess he would create by leaning into the handshake situation, he didn't have a plan to fix it, and the tie remained a mess because Bush was too stubborn to change course and correct it.

The tie was a catastrophic success.

[GetaKungFuGrip]

96. Never wrong, never to blame...

(Republican mantra)

[Ducks In A Row]

98. hey freepers, if you have to blame a tie...

you have already lost.

join the army and go to iraq! do something with your life to show your support of your loser prez.

[VioletLake]

99. check this out

I wonder who the culprit was that time.

[AgadorSparticus]

100. dammit! it's the tie's fault. it cut off too much circulation to the

brain and bush couldn't remember his own name. ha ha ha ha

[neuvocat]

101. No, the idiot has it wrong.

Kerry managed to switch their ties. Notice how Bush's was blue and Kerry's was red? Kerry secretly changed their ties and Bush lost his perspective.

Without that tie to properly identify himself, poor ol Bush couldn't really identify himself or his opponent.

[Carni]

104. LMAO! Where was Bush's "hypnotic tie" when he needed it!

That baby (askew or otherwise) would probably have come in handy last night!

[RaleighNCDUer]

105. The first thing I noticed

was when they came on stage, Bush entered first. It looked like possibly Kerry was showing deferment to the president, kinda like taking the first bow, but the result was that Bush wound up crossing much more of the stage for them to meet. Possible psychological effect of leaving him hanging? Making Bush look like the junior, rather than senior exec, as in the corporate CEO does not approach his subordinates, but makes them come to him.

Kerry one up, without a word spoken. I had to laugh.

[umtalal]

106. Only a paranoid moron would write this s**t.

[seraph]

107. ROFLMFAO!! That is too much... (nt)

[blackspade]

108. I'm speechless

And I thought I was into paranoid conspiracies!

I'm obviously not a true professional like this guy ;)

wow!

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

109. canyr bretha.... luaghinh toooo ahrd.......

on edit: ok.... now that I've calmed down a bit I'll explain. i tried to type "can't breath.... laughing too hard...." but it obviously didn't work.

I don't think I've laughed that hard for close to a year. Thanks for the enjoyment! :yourock:

[LiberalVoice]

111. what a fucking freak

[gauguin57]

112. Kerry made Bush's tie crooked. Kerry's lies made Bush so crazy

he couldn't help but act like a twitching LUNATIC behind his podium. Bush was too tired from helping all those people hurt by the hurricanes that he couldn't do his best. Bush MEANT to look like had just dropped a load in his pants.

Keep spinning your little fabrications, little freepers!

BLAH BLAH BLAH. The man is a doofus, plain and simple. He wouldn't have been any better if he'd stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

[beam me up scotty]

113. Here's a couple of the fun things they're saying

in their thread:

" also noticed that Kerry ate an onion & garlic sandwich and chased it with skunky German beer, thus making Bush's eyes water. Pass it on. Okay...maybe he didn't do it on purpose, but hey..."

Full frontal dinner attack!! The bastard Kerry--has he no respect for the office at all? I sure hope the poster made this up.

"Red ties are "power" ties, unless that's changed lately. Kerry is on a "power" trip since he must surely, like Al Gore, think the Presidency is his birthright since back before Vietnam."

Saying Kerry is on a power-trip is like saying W must think he's running for Lord Supreme Ruler of the Universe, with God as his right hand deity. And talk about birthrights!! Pot, meet the kettle. Kettle, pot.

The scary thing is I'm sure some of them over there have college degrees.

[thedecline]

114. Pathetic

It heartens me to think that republicans have been so blindsided by Kerry's victory in this debate that they're reduced to thinking up bizarre conspiracy theories like this one.

[beam me up scotty]

115. Go to the DNC site,

which can be found on the DU home page on W's debate faces and you can see he ADJUSTS his tie! It's obviously Karl Rove's doing.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

117. Crooked Necktie?

Yeah, Obviously it is a plot by the Democrats to invade Bush's Personal Space and make his tie askew... OBVIOUSLY John Kerry was using "Jedi Mind Tricks"... Oh wait... Don't you have to have a Mind before Jedi Mind Tricks Work? Maybe he was using the Force? Hmmm, you know the only thing I could think of while listening to Bush Stutter and Stammer was "I wonder--Is Monica Lewinsky under the podium..." That would explain a few things.

[Geek_Girl]

119. Tie Gate!!

Tie Gate a left wing conspiracy to bring down the president.



:crazy:

[LynzM]

120. LMFAO

Sad, though, really. I didn't even notice their ties, I was too busy concentrating on the substance of the debate. Doh.

I agree with whoever upthread said that they are so used to stupidity that off-the-cuff intelligence must be faked. Would love to throw these guys in with a bunch of truly intelligent people in a room and watch them flounder, and theorize about how every conversation that happened must have been scripted :eyes: