Novak "injured in an accident this morning" and is having a hip replace...

[Maddy McCall]

ment.

According to Tucker Carlson, at the end of Crossfire.

[SaveElmer]

1. Maybe they could install a heart and a brain

While they are in there !!!

[Phillycat]

6. Good one!

:thumbsup:

[babylonsister]

45. Love it!!!

[LiberalFighter]

47. Why bother??

It would be a waste of valuable resources!

[Bunny]

2. A little too much to drink, maybe?

Oh, that was mean!

[AmandaRuth]

12. that was my first thought

if i was a rightwing talking spew head, i would need a few stiff ones after that performance last night.

[liberal N proud]

14. He is Mean. n/t

[goclark]

16. Rehap

Yes, but not for the hip ,for the lip.

From drinking so much his lip is out of joint.

[Stephanie]

3. Sounds like he tripped and fell and broke his hip

As the elderly often do.

[ParanoidPat]

20. No, he displaced it trying to get his head far enough up his ass.....

......to make it seem that Bush* won the debate! :evilgrin:

[ewagner]

41. Yes and sadly

it is sometimes/often the precursor to fatal complications.......

I suspect Novak will receive blue ribbon care and not suffer too many ill effects.

[DaveinMD]

4. maybe

he'll have complications.

[Name removed]

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[Lex]

5. No Way!

He had to have fallen down drunk as a skunk last night.

[displacedtexan]

7. I'm sure it was Clinton's fault!

It couldn't have been a naturally occurring phenomenon in people his age.

Wish I could muster up some sympathy.

[slinkerwink]

8. yes! keep that traitor off the TV!

[Jacobin]

9. Federal prisons have good orthopedic surgeons

Why doesn't he just check himself in right now?

[elperromagico]

10. Jesus, Nofacts! Lay off the scotch. n/t

[MoonRiver]

11. Republicans sure are accident prone, aren't they?

Oddly, though, they don't seem to die in small plane crashes at the same rate as Democrats. Hmmmmm.

[Warren DeMontague]

13. I'm sure he fell over watching his boy self-destruct on tv last night.

n/t

[bringbackfdr]

15. While they're in there ...

Maybe they can give this tool a personality transplant.

[Democrat 4 Ever]

33. Novak isn't hurt - he just can't face the public right now

Somehow I do not see a hip replacement surgery just popping up out of nowhere. You plan for this type of surgery - and if all was well with BushCo last night Novak couldn't be pried off of that stage with a crowbar until after Nov. 2nd. Nofacts is just too embarrassed by his "guy's" meltdown last night to face anyone right now.

Alternative theory - maybe CNN has just had enough of him and the negative viewer responses and "suggested" now would be a good time to get that hip replaced. Besides, you can only get your butt kicked by facts and the truth for only so long before it breaks down completely. Pretty sure all CIA agents will sleep better with him out of action.

May Nofacts have a long and painful recovery necessitating in him retiring from his position as "Chief Liar of the Right."

[Gloria]

50. Hip Replacement not always planned...an elderly neighbor fell in

in his house a couple of weeks ago. He has heart problems. But, after a few days, they did the surgery. He's in rehab now after being in the hospital less than a week.

If necessary, I'm sure he will be able to be questioned within a couple of weeks...

[Phillycat]

17. This thread is killing me. Keep 'em coming!

:yourock:

[displacedtexan]

53. Here you go! Just for you, janesez! Bob did this waaaaaaay too long!

[Phillycat]

56. HAHAHAHAHA!! Can't. Breathe!

[Clinton Crusader]

18. Did Clinton trip him? nt

:kick:

[The empressof all]

19. I would guess this would put him out until after the election

No venom until after Senator Kerry is elected President

[Joanne98]

21. It's too bad it isn't a JAWBONE replacement........

[onenote]

22. God works in mysterious ways n/t

[jezebel]

23. I'm pretty sure they said car accident. NT

nt

[Maiden England]

24. You really shouldn't upset the CIA, they know where you live...

[Chichiri]

25. It's official. I now believe in God. (n/t)

[desertalien]

39. Me too.

and Karma.

:toast:

[maine_raptor]

26. Question for Med Folks

Do they have to separate him from Karl first, or can they do the replacement without that?

[Mikimouse]

27. Oh NO! Does this mean that Tucker will have to...

have his broken jaw wired too?

[Tummler]

37. Tucker can unhinge his jaw, like a snake

... to swallow huge amounts of Bush BS.

[cyr330]

28. Good

I hope that traitorous, ugly fucker is in extraordinary pain; he merits only the worst.

[Rambis]

30. juice him up and ask him for sources!

Sorry I feel a little sympathy for the guy. Ok I am over it:beer:

[ewagner]

42. Good Idea!!! n/t

[Riddler]

31. What do you wanna bet

it's his RIGHT hip?

[Tummler]

32. Sorry, Nofacts, but that won't keep you out of jail

This isn't like shooting yourself in the foot to get out of military service, traitor-boy.

After the debate, he was spinning so wildly that a loss of equilibrium was bound to happen.

[zulchzulu]

34. You out a CIA agent and you better sleep with one eye open

I wouldn't be surprised if Novak has another "accident" in the hospital.

[TrustingDog]

35. maybe he slipped on that icy patch Tucker was talking about.

bush debating is like watching a drunk on an icy patch. something like that - can't find the thread.

[molly]

36. Wonder if he had to remove his eyebrows before surgery?

[KharmaTrain]

38. DU Uncovers The Truth...Kinda

In his obvious attempt to reach to new levels of slime, Douchevak's head went so far up has ass to find a spin point to make the manchild's dismal performance look so good that he threw his hip out of joint! LOL!

Is there an LBN, GD or Lounge string on this somewhere?

[redstateblues]

40. A Little Good Old Fashioned Karma Coming Down

[sherilocks]

43. It was a car accident in Florida

Maybe they could give him a vasectomy of the vocal cords while he's there. Or he could have a brain injury and emerge from a coma as a human being.

[Teaser]

44. revenge of the CIA, folks?

Just checkin.

[CornField]

46. Here's hoping he's one of those folks that talk while put under

[Fla Dem]

48. I would never wish injury on anyone, but...........

if this means we won't have to look at his snarly face or hear his obnoxious voice for the rest of the campaign, then WOOO HOOO !!!!

:toast: :toast:

[npincus]

49. he should have that cold heart replaced, while he's at it

[JPace]

51. Hummmm......

A steel hip, to match his cold steel heart.

[Clinton Crusader]

52. WHO will be his replacement? Lil Tucker cant handle it ALL

:kick:

[Media_Lies_Daily]

54. Funny things happen to people in hospitals that know too much...

...just ask the late CIA Director Casey.

[Inland]

55. They'll do it for free while he's serving his sentence for treason