Watch this - it's BEE-YOO-TEE-FUL!!!

[EarlG]

http://www.pleasurecaptains.com/favor/howsmall.html

I am cracking up right now :)

[Guaranteed]

1. ROFLMAO!!

That guy shouldn't have even been up there. He's just an amateur.

[DemExpat]

2. This is torturous to watch!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

DemEx

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

33. It's great to relive

the silly moments. Do you think Bush really wakes up every morning thinking of how to protect us?

[juslikagrzly]

3. That's classic

thanks for the link

[RobertSeattle]

4. Site might be swamped now...slow download

5:12 (m/s) download BTW.

[RC]

5. He is just too embarrassing to watch.

And people support him and think he is doing a good job. And plan to vote got him?

[DemoTex]

6. Watching that video ...

is hard work!

[SammyWinstonJack]

12. LOL

Watching that video was hard on my brain. :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. It won't let me watch it.

No connection. :(

[Clinton Crusader]

8. wont play, too many people no doubt

:kick:

[Warpy]

9. Good gawd, what a complete moron

Even with whatever he was watching behind his podium, he kept getting totally lost. Did y'all notice his voice would go up half an octave every time he got flushtered?

Kerry should use this stuff in a commercial. It's priceless, and it's from Bush's strong point, foreign policy.

[CatWoman]

10. the republican party owes the world an apology

you sold us this lemon. well, about 49 percent of us.

this is a fucking shame.

[Babel_17]

11. Bless you

Just the link I needed for a debate forum on another message board.

Devastating material imo, may change a few minds.

[byronm]

13. Here is the NYU Coral Cache Mirror

Use this link so it will be faster and not give that poor website a huge bandwidth bill :)

http://www.dannybot.com.nyud.net:8090/favor/howbushdid.wmv

You can "Seed" the cache by visiting the sites as the above url by appending .nyud.net:8090 to the url (domain name)

There are plugins for the major browses to do this automagically.

[mconvente]

20. OMFG!!!

HOW FUNNY IS THIS!! holyshit this is the most funny thing i have ever seen!

[Sugarbleus]

51. What............ a bumbling dildo!

*sigh* As an American, I've never been so embarrassed in all my life.

[al bupp]

73. Good Advise, Byron

And Welcome to DU :toast:

[benito]

14. Thanks for the link!

I'm sure that the VP debate will have just as much entertainment value!
I can hear porkchop mumbling now. "The tax cuts are working....The tax cuts are working...we are safer....weapons of mass destruction..."

[Thor_MN]

15. Aww.... it left out my favorite line

Right after he, of course, know that we were attacked bi Bin Laden.... "The think that another UN resolution would have..."

[are_we_united_yet]

16. Painful.

It is hard to imagine that one could actually feel bad for W.

[Ekova]

17. Brutal.

He makes Jean Chretien look like a master of linguistics. So not funny it's funny.

[GOPFighter]

18. This guy has a degree from Yale and Harvard?!!!

Gad, they must be a diploma mills. Glad I went to a state university!

(on edit: Whoops, wrong school)

[BootinUp]

19. But 40+ million will vote for this bumbling fool!

:scared:

[Francine Frensky]

21. That's just embarrassing for the United States of America

And to make sure that embarrassment doesn't continue, we need to edit that a little better and make an ad and MAKE SURE THE REST OF AMERICA gets to see it OFTEN before the election.

[Elidor]

22. And Hannity said he'd never been so...what was it?

On fire? Ye Gods. I'd heard Dubya was prepping hard for this debate. He certainly didn't let that eat into his gameboy time, did he?

[Greyskye]

23. oh. my. god.

What a joke this man is. I thought he was terrible when I watched last night, this showed just how terrible. :puke:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

24. "I see the valley below."

[Ridiculous Bill]

25. question

uh, i'm not of ivy league pedigree but 'transhipment' is not an actual word, right? good christ man! how did we get this guy?

[Carla in Ca]

26. Finally got to see it LOL n/t

[SiouxJ]

27. If anybody still has a Shrub sticker on their vehicle

after watching that, they're, well they're just proud to be a morAn I guess.

[Misunderestimator]

28. OMFG! That was brilliant. And frankly, my reaction to it... is no

different than it was last night. Dissembling, dissembling, dissembling... I SO love seeing the meltdown again! Thanks for posting!

[Nimble_Idea]

29. kick

good stuff

[CornField]

30. That was... let me finish... simply brutal. LOL!

[undercover_brother]

31. I am so ashamed

Does this person represent America?

[speedoo]

32. It's hard to accept that this pathetic, cowardly piece of shit is....

currently residing at 1600 Pa. Avenue.

I have never called him my president and I'm certainly not about to start now.

[goodboy]

34. sweet. Nfreakin'T

[roseBudd]

35. We should be viral marketing this

We want to keep the mockery momentum going.

[goodboy]

36. I'm sending it to 10tv news in columbus ohio....how about you?

[roseBudd]

39. not TV news regular people who send joke emails to each other

We want average Joes and Janes everywhere to see this.

like JibJab

[Pluvious]

37. But but... You forgot Poland !

lmao - that had me in tears

____________________
"I think the American people--I hope the American--I don't think, let me--I hope the American people trust me."
-George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002

[Catshrink]

38. Awesome!

Calling him a moran just isn't enough....

4 more weeks!

[clevergirl]

40. So this was a draw?!

Any "journalist" who said the debate was a draw should be forced to watch this again and again and again.

[vetwife]

41. He seen the valley? MLK knew which way to look the mountaintop

And he tried to compare the wording? Wrong Again George..To Look up not to look down and see the Valley. You have shown us all the Valley .THE MOUNTAIN YOU IDIOT ! We need the Mountain. Do not even try to copy MLK....Its just not in your being to be that peaceful, elequent or heroic..And again W stands for WRONG !

[K8-EEE]

54. I Seen The Valley Too....SAN FERNANDO VALLEY 4 KERRY

I seen the Valley every day and I seen LOTS OF KERRY EDWARDS STICKERS HERE CHIMPY!

OMG Bush is SO OVER!

[VOX]

42. This is like having dental work on **lots** of nitrous oxide....

It's very painful, but it's also hilariously funny.

The sobering thought is all those fundamentalist voters who think that "God is in the White House."

Could a loving higher power really commit a cosmic joke **that** cruel?

[BattyDem]

43. Oh man ...

that was painful. Funny as hell ... but painful.

[vetwife]

44. I kept wanting that lady to show up and say You are the weakest link !

GOODBYE !

[NVMojo]

57. good one on the weakest link

that really made me laugh. I want to manufacture dart boards with his round fecking head on it.

[RareLubbockDem]

45. oh man.....

that's almost hard to watch. DOH!!!

[Spiffarino]

46. OMG, I had to stop it after one minute

My sides are killing me! :evilgrin: It's hard work to watch. And I'm workin' hard!

[Nevernose]

47. How do I save this as a separate file so that I can email it to people?

How do I save this as a separate file so that I can email it to people?

[Indiana_Dem]

59. Here's how I do it.

I highlight the address-link, go to "edit" and click "copy".
Then I open a new window and go to my email system.
Then I put the curser in the message area of a new email.
Then I go back up to the "edit" and click "paste" on the dragdown box.
Then the link is in the message area of your email!
:)

Hope that helps!

This is just hilarious! I am almost too embarrassed to send this on to the ones I'm trying to convince not to vote Bush. They'll probably say it was repeated over and over if they didn't watch it. They won't believe he said those same words and stammered that many times. They'll also think I'm mocking him. But it is soooo funny. At least I'll keep it in my ammo files if someone attacks about Kerry!

[Doctor_J]

48. excellent

and yet sad. what...a...loser.

[Bozos for Bush]

49. Hilarious

Let's hope the next debate is like Godfather Part 2 - even better than the first.

[madmax]

50. Hysterical

:)

[Toucano]

52. I was doubting you EarlG

I thought "pleasurecaptains" WTF?

But I'm glad I clicked. Whew! My face hurts from laughing so much!

This keeping up with DU is hard work.

[bo44]

53. A Wretched Stain on our Country

[HuskerDem]

55. mominated for the homepage

I cannot see that too many times. Love it.

[Droopy]

56. kick

:dem:

[cyr330]

58. oh my god!

I am howling with laughter right now. . . . Was he drunk?

[Bundbuster]

60. "I'll take 'Modern Disasters' for 500, Jim"

[tavalon]

63. I love your title

And the picture is amusing too.

[phish420]

61. That is GREAT! ThankS!

[Solomon]

62. Kick

Get back up there and stay there.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

64. roflmao

The only thing that would have topped the night would have been someone handing the Shrub a bag of Pretzels

[Iceburg]

65. "Its hard ..." -- too hard for chimpo ("hard" 23 times)

Its hard work larnin' new words.

[Pump Man]

66. Bush show up for knife fight with no knife

Kerry sliced and diced him

[Endangered Specie]

67. You FORGOT POLAND!

[Overseas]

68. I loved this too !! Thank you !!

I remember writing my media e-mails after the debate about how GWB thought the job was such hard work... And I said I agreed, the job was far too hard for W. and should be turned over to John Kerry ASAP.

[vickie]

69. This is priceless! My God, how did JK stand there and not burst

into uncontrolled laughter?

[Endangered Specie]

70. He probably wrote it in his notes...

funneled the laughter into his writing.

[RevolutionStartsNow]

72. Exactly my thought

Kerry must have been cracking up, on the inside, where it counts.

[mac56]

71. It's maddening to try and watch this...

but not for the reasons you think.

I'm on dialup and my computer is the Alzheimer's 2000(TM).

GRRRR.

[Endangered Specie]

74. kick for the sunday crowd.

[Lex]

75. This thing is just so good!

In a disturbing way.