Kerry Fares Poorly in Afghan Warlord Focus Group

[A-Schwarzenegger]

Kerry did not do well in a focus group comprised of 25
undecided Afghan Warlords. One Warlord said, "I don't
appreciate the Senator from Massachusetts denigrating
our ability to catch Osama. I thought that was a low
blow that was uncalled for." Another declared, "We are
working hard every day warlording and growing opium and
hunting for Osama and so forth and then we have to come
home and see the Democratic Candidate for President
saying, basically, that we're girlie-men. I was undecided
before the debate but now I am leaning toward George Bush,
who reminds me a little of Ur, my wife's dim but amiable
brother." Another said, "I liked the pensive and focused
look on Bush's face when Kerry was talking. It made me feel
safe and warm."

[theorist]

1. High-Larious!!

:bounce:

[progdonkey]

2. allies

you forgot: "How can Mr. Kerry be president if he insults our greatest allies?"

[salinen]

3. Poppy growers local 208

dislike Kerry. But they will say anything to keep * in power and their crop yields high.

[gatorboy]

4. That's hilarious!!

Nice write up!

[Jim Sagle]

5. Ahnold, you da girly MAN!

:yourock:

[BootinUp]

6. you rarely dissappoint, lol -eom

[dogtag]

7. ROTFLMAF!!!!!! nominated for home page.

Warlording and poppy growing is damn hard work and Prez Shrubby rewards us with access to overseas markets. What does Kerry know about opium anyway? We prefer a man who understands the importance of our product. Kerry will have us growing broccoli!

[JustJoe]

14. You can get high smoking broccoli.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

15. Just say no.

You know of course that * is working on a list of crops
the Afghans can grow instead of opium.

[TexasSissy]

8. This is FUNNY! Hysterical!

[displacedtexan]

9. Funniest post of the day!

Thanks!

[Mz Pip]

10. Warlording is hard

It's hard work. Growing opium is hard work. We wake up every morning worrying about how to keep the poppy fields safe. We're just a...a... group of folks doing hard work. Bush is our frined. He gave us 43 million dollars a couple of years ago. Maybe he forgot how hard we work.


MzPip
:dem:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. It's true! It's true!

Carl Cameron reported it on the TV!

[PopSixSquish]

12. Dear God, I Need Oxygen...

I'm laughing so hard. You ROCK!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

13. Is Heroin really a bad thing?

Is the book really closed on that one?