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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:10 PM Original message |
"CHRISTIANS **ONLY**!! EMERGENCY!!!" bwahahahaha |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
1. emergency |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
2. did you read some of the responses? |
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wryter2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:15 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. Another good answer |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:29 PM Response to Reply #2 |
77. i have to say, that was the funniest thing i ever read. thank you |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
3. I don't even know where to begin to tell you how scary that is! |
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liberalhistorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
4. And as a Christian myself, I and my fellow |
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Blue_Roses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-04 05:33 PM Response to Reply #4 |
81. you know, I DID pray before this debate |
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CrowNotAngelGRL (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-04 10:35 PM Response to Reply #4 |
90. AMEN! |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
5. That's got to be sarcasm. ...I hope... |
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On the Road (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:58 PM Response to Reply #5 |
55. No, That is Absolutely Real |
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RareLubbockDem (299 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:04 PM Response to Reply #55 |
68. I was thinking sarcasm too. |
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drdigi420 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
6. if there was a god, bush would never have left Crawford |
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wryter2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
7. I know I'll regret it |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
8. look at this ones screen name!!! |
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cmf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
9. I find this more scary than funny |
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BootinUp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:22 PM Response to Reply #9 |
23. bingo |
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doni_georgia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
10. Oh my God! |
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punpirate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
12. I think it's got to be a joke... |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
13. You absolutely MUST read all of the thread responses |
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mongo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
14. apparently, paragraphs are against Christian doctrine |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:20 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. the verse |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:46 PM Response to Reply #14 |
45. LOL! |
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MoonRiver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
15. Christians only, huh? |
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AntiCoup2K4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
16. This asshole's "faith" is a paradox unto itself |
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Captain Lance Bass (854 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:21 PM Response to Reply #16 |
22. What will they think of God after Nov 2? |
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Stuckinthebush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:18 PM Original message |
The logic of this kind of thinking is astounding |
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CrowNotAngelGRL (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-04 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
93. LOL I think Bush |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
17. the author |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:23 PM Response to Reply #17 |
24. No Pat we may think you're full of shit but we dont put you in camps |
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pelagius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:23 PM Response to Reply #17 |
25. Ohmigod! |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:25 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. i was thinking |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:27 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. I wanna see and my link dont work |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:29 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. use plastic turkey's link |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:52 PM Response to Reply #31 |
51. Marilyn Manson became a woman and now lives in Oxford, MS? |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-04 05:51 PM Response to Reply #51 |
86. I thought they gave a decent education at Ole Miss? |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:58 PM Response to Reply #31 |
56. You know usually when you post a pic |
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AntiCoup2K4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 06:11 PM Response to Reply #31 |
62. Is that a picture of Anndrew Coulter before the plastic surgery? |
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Zero Division (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 07:59 PM Response to Reply #31 |
66. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... |
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CrowNotAngelGRL (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-04 10:46 PM Response to Reply #17 |
92. LOL isn't it |
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pelagius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:19 PM Original message |
In contrast, consider this... |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
21. that's wonderful!!!! |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-04 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
80. Now THAT is a beautiful prayer! |
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Malva Zebrina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
18. Continue to use the US as a weapon ????? |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
19. This person needs a long vacation |
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BootinUp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
27. notice how the pronouns ref Bush are capitalized |
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Rose Siding (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:32 PM Response to Reply #27 |
35. That's a dead give away |
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nonconformist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 06:06 PM Response to Reply #27 |
60. That was my first thought too. |
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HFishbine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
29. "Become His voice at the next debate" |
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eurolefty (163 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
30. It would be so perfect... |
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CrowNotAngelGRL (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-04 10:49 PM Response to Reply #30 |
94. That'd be like a scary |
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liberalhistorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
32. No, God's talking points are that people who |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:31 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. didn't you get the memo |
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pelagius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:32 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. AMEN! n/t |
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BootinUp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:34 PM Response to Reply #32 |
37. Well, if you eliminate the New Testament |
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pelagius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:42 PM Response to Reply #37 |
42. I disagree! |
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BootinUp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:50 PM Response to Reply #42 |
47. I've forgotten more than I should have |
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pelagius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:52 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. Agreed! |
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liberalhistorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:26 PM Response to Reply #42 |
75. Amen to that! |
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CrowNotAngelGRL (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-04 10:51 PM Response to Reply #37 |
95. If they take out the New Testament |
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Rose Siding (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
33. They capitalized pronouns as though Bush were God. |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
38. Note the name of the poster - reference James Meredith |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:40 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. um, maybe, but |
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rullery (328 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
40. Note that they are praying for the RAPTURE to come quickly. |
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bloom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 07:52 PM Response to Reply #40 |
65. There is that suicidal aspect |
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Shopaholic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-04 05:49 PM Response to Reply #65 |
84. I remember Richard Pryor used to do a routine |
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KayLaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
41. Okey Dokey |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:47 PM Response to Reply #41 |
46. A lot of fundies don't consider Catholics Christian |
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BootinUp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:51 PM Response to Reply #46 |
49. funny, since thats where it all started. -eom |
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Shopaholic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-04 05:51 PM Response to Reply #46 |
85. I saw someone on a non-political board say the other day that |
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CrowNotAngelGRL (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-04 10:58 PM Response to Reply #85 |
96. Catholics are consider's |
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pelagius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:55 PM Response to Reply #41 |
53. Catholics, Episcopalians, mainline Protestants... |
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deckerd (319 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 06:03 PM Response to Reply #41 |
58. "No. Not. Never!" |
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bloom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
43. "to breathe Your words into His mouth, that YOUR talking points are known" |
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mzmolly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
44. "Rapture ready" |
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pelagius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:51 PM Response to Reply #44 |
48. They think Armageddon is a GOOD thing |
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CrowNotAngelGRL (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-04 11:12 PM Response to Reply #48 |
97. Hm what if it happens |
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Kimber Scott (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
52. If it's "God's plan" Bush run this country into the ground and it's "God's |
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Selwynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
54. Sometimes I'm ashamed of my faith. |
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BootinUp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 06:02 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. sh*t, that happened to me |
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Selwynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 06:04 PM Response to Reply #57 |
59. I don't mean I'm ashamed to personally have faith, I mean... |
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BootinUp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 06:07 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. I understood you perfectly. |
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Cheswick2.0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:05 PM Response to Reply #57 |
70. sorry to hear that Jim |
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Cheswick2.0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:04 PM Response to Reply #54 |
69. it's a joke Selwynn |
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The_Casual_Observer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
63. Give this fucker a gun to put between his lips to deliver his "rapture" |
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tanyev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
64. I too am ready for their rapture. |
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Cheswick2.0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
67. This is not a very funny joke |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 09:20 PM Response to Reply #67 |
79. I assure you I am an agnostic New Englander |
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Cheswick2.0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-04 10:34 PM Response to Reply #79 |
89. it's not real |
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tnliberaldemocrat (92 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
71. This Christian prays every day.. |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
72. So glad I don't buy into this religion crap! |
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bloom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:20 PM Response to Original message |
73. Before you know it - she'll have her own TV/radio show |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:22 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. Perhaps this is Ms. "HEZBOLLAH!!!!!" |
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Heath.Hunnicutt (454 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
76. Replied to in their own terminology. :) |
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Nimble_Idea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-01-04 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
78. LOL-We are RAPTURE ready, come Lord Jesus! We are RAPTURE ready, come Lord |
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footinmouth (630 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-04 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
82. Poor God |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-04 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
83. God has talking points? |
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dave123williams (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-02-04 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
87. What kind of an idiot would pray to be used as a weapon by God? |
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CrowNotAngelGRL (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-04 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
88. LOL and the replies |
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Lefta Dissenter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-03-04 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
91. I was talking to a friend yesterday |
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