Novak broke his hip falling in the shower in Miami

[merbex]

propbably drowning out the sounds of his sobs about B* performance

[havocmom]

1. I shall amuse myself with the possibility that somthing

spooked him :evilgrin:

[Fleshdancer]

2. slime showers?

I learn something new every day I guess

[dogtag]

3. Was Rush also hurt? (n/t)

[kokomo]

7. Heard it was Karl Rove who dropped the soap!

:smoke:

[Andromeda]

4. Who found him?

Or did he call for help himself? I would hate to be the one who found him naked laying in the shower -- the poor paramedic is probably going to have nightmares over seeing this disgusting sight.

[Skittles]

18. I'm having nightmares just thinking about it

:o

[johnfunk]

5. Was it during one of Fat Tony Scalia's orgies?

Come to think of it, I'm beginning to wonder what's been going on at those "Wednesday morning briefings" that Grover Norquist holds.

But back to the matter at hand: Bob No-facts' broken hip:

Instant karma's just gotcha, Bobula, for compromising a huge-ass CIA operation that got real, actual people involved in stopping the proliferation of WMDs killed.

G*d has smited your treasononus ass, Novak -- and for good reason: she's miffed about your Bushit.

ON EDIT: For those of you wondering about the orgy reference...

[featherman]

6. Hope slippery Ralph Reed wasn't injured by the fall

[Cronus Protagonist]

10. *snort*

:)

[Flubadubya]

8. Underwent hip surgery...

so they said on Crossfire. Can't stand the man, but am sorry for his suffering. I hope he fares well.

[TrustingDog]

13. my sentiments as well... altho I deeply dislike that creature

I just can't find it in me to be elated about his pain. sorry for being such a poor sport about it all.

There's always a chance I could change my mind - I like to leave my options open.

[Cronus Protagonist]

9. I feel sorry for the "first responders"

uuugggghhhhhh.... Novak lying naked in a bath tub with a broken hip.... ewwwwwww....

"So I don't worry about, and people shouldn't
worry about a draft. . . I think we're in good
shape, I really do. And, if not, we'll -- I'll address
the nation. But I don't see any need to right now."
- G. W. Bush (Source: The Whitehouse)

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[The_Casual_Observer]

11. You shoudn't take a shower when you are drunk.

[bush equals idiot]

12. Probably slipped on his drool.

[bigtree]

14. That's a tough injury for someone his age

I think he deserves everything that's coming to him . . . but I hope he can recover. . . then retire.

[mailman82]

15. novak

Let me get this straight Karl,Rush, Tucker and Dick Morris were all in the shower. What a revolting thought! Oops forgot Shawn.

[Shopaholic]

16. Sorry--I can't work up any sympathy for this bastard

he outed a spy and continues to whore away and lie his ass off for BushCo. I think God was trying to tell him something personally. Too bad he didn't break his neck instead.

[Heath.Hunnicutt]

17. That's terribly sad for him, and our thoughts should be with him.

That said, it is a good thing for the world that Novak will be out of action for the rest of the election season. Breaking his hip might have perversely extended his lifespan by saving us all from death under Bush.