ATTN Lurking Freepers: Any opinions on Kerry's Cabinet?

[IdaBriggs]

Dear Freepers,

President Kerry is going to be looking for America's best and brightest for his cabinet. Since he really is a Uniter and not a Divider, I think we can expect that at least one of those positions (if not more) will be staffed by a member of the opposing party.

We know you lurk here, so why don't one of you post a link to this thread, and maybe toss out a suggestion or two? NONE of the CURRENT folks, please.

DUers, any ideas? And also, let's revisit an old topic: what members of Kerry's party should be in which positions? And please, since this I am "asking" Freepers to read this thread, don't post anything "nasty" to them; start a new thread if you can't help yourself. (Freepers, can you extend the same courtesy?)

I'll start: On the Dem side, I'd love to see Wesley Clark as either Secretary of State or Defense and Howard Dean as either Health & Human Services, or put in charge of the DNC.

This fight has become so partisan, I'm frankly not sure who to nominate from the other side.

Best, Ida

[Girlieman]

1. There aren't many Republicans

I can think of. Maybe McCain or Powell, although both have now been horribly tainted by Bush.

[TaleWgnDg]

2. uuummmmm, this is a tuffy . . .

but I'll try.

How about Jeb Bush as Ambassador to (some unnamed remote isolated foreign country) uuummmm, no, you said Cabinet members . . .

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. I say that Jebbie have a job created for him:

Pissboy. He's so qualified.

[CarolynEC]

3. George Bush... for the Liquor Cabinet

[Oddman]

43. Here Here!

A Pathetic Excuse for a pResident

[NinetySix]

4. Sec'y of Defense

It's gotta be either Clark or Max Cleland -- I'd prefer the latter.

[IdaBriggs]

6. Any reason in particular you'd prefer Cleland?

Not arguing, just asking for information. I've become extremely fond of Clark, and was picking him for his previous experience with world leaders. I am not as familiar with Senator Cleland.

[RoyGBiv]

7. Clark can't do it ...

He has to have been out of the military a certain number of years before he can hold the post of Sec. of Defense.

[Politicub]

10. I think Cleland would make an amazing Attorney General

[ProudDad]

24. I like Robert Kennedy Jr.

For Attorney General.

[Sparky McGruff]

40. I like Elliot Spitzer

for attorney general...

[WMliberal]

8. ari fleicher

secretary of misinformation

[footinmouth]

9. I'd love to see

Elliot Spitzer (NY Dem) replace John Ashcroft. He's done an amazing job as Atty Gen. for New York State.

There are a few Republicans out there that I like, I'm trying to think of some.

Sorry, I'm not a Freeper.

[tritsofme]

11. Clark for Sec of Defense!

No, no, I'm just kidding, I know he can't be Sec of Defense.

[Maddy McCall]

12. WTF? Why are you so obsessed with Freepers' opinions?

You welcome, even INVITE them to participate here. It's sickening.

If Kerry wants to be a "uniter," so be it. Frankly, I have no desire for the DU bandwidth that I help buy be used to foster discussions of anything with hateful people from Free Republic.

What is your REAL motive?

[Zomby Woof]

13. oh baby

:smoke: That was soooooo goooooood.....ahhhhhh

[Maddy McCall]

14. Bring freepers to DU...

and I can be quite the sadist. :-)

[Zomby Woof]

15. I can see the handcuffs on the bedpost

To prove it. ;-)

[Maddy McCall]

16. Check out the riding crop and the ball gag on the dresser.

:D

[Zomby Woof]

17. those look sweet

But keep the IGUANA out of this!!! :scared:

[Maddy McCall]

18. Iguana? I save the Cat O Nine Tails for the really naughty freepers...

And the plunger sans vasoline for the worst ones. :-)

[Zomby Woof]

19. just save the stilletos for me

:D :spank:

[Maddy McCall]

20. Hohoho...you don't even want to know what I do with the stilettos...

But, since freepers are usually rural hicks, I make them lick a dirty pair of milking boots. :-)

"Are you voting for Kerry!?"
"Yes, Milk maid mistress. Lick Lick Lick!"

[Zomby Woof]

21. 2% or skim?

*slurp*

[Maddy McCall]

22. Oh no...whole milk, baby. ;-)

[Zomby Woof]

23. do the milking boots...

...have spiked heels?

[Maddy McCall]

25. No...just shit stains...

Grass fed, of course. ;-)

[Zomby Woof]

26. Kentucky bluegrass?

Or fescue?

[Maddy McCall]

27. Mississippi long stringy shit grass.

;-)

[Zomby Woof]

28. kind of rolls right off the tongue!

Mississippi long stringy shit grassMississippi long stringy shit grassMississippi long stringy shit grassMississippi long stringy shit grassMississippi long stringy shit grassMississippi long stringy shit grass

[Maddy McCall]

30. Or it gets hung in the throat.

Goddam mississippi shit grass! *gag* *heave* *cough cough*

[Zomby Woof]

31. rats! soiled again!

BAD ZOMBY! :spank:

[Maddy McCall]

32. Is that a request for the mistress?

It can be arranged, you know. :-)

LOLOL!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

33. *books flight from PHX to Jackson*

:D

[Maddy McCall]

34. LOL!!!

You'll have to pass the freeper smell test with me, though, buddy, because I don't entertain the fuckers--nor do I invite them into my home.

:-)

[Zomby Woof]

35. ya see, I got this here special deodorant

It gets rid of that pesky freeper smell... ya know, chawin' tobacky, stale budweiser, mom's panties, and 2 day-old skid marks.

It never works like it sez on the label... not that I can read, dernit.

[Maddy McCall]

36. Dumbass...that's because you are spraying Deer Luv Musk on you!

The deoderant is to the left of the deer piss, ya damned fool!

(Of course, deer piss could only make Freepers smell BETTER.) :-)

[Zomby Woof]

37. can I kiss your firebelly toad?

Please?

[Maddy McCall]

38. Hehehe...you want a fire in your belly...

what say I just give you a swift kick in the marbles? :-)

[Zomby Woof]

39. but I lost my marbles!

Can't afford new ones. :crazy:

[Maddy McCall]

41. Have you ever seen Neuticles?

They are those rubber fake testicles for dogs that you can buy and have implanted in a neutered dog so that he still feels manly.

Bill Clinton had neuticles implanted in his dog. After last night, Bush will need some for himself. :-)

[Zomby Woof]

42. why bother?

He can just borrow his mom's set.

[Maddy McCall]

44. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

W00t! ;-)

If you got the money, she's got the balls! :-)

[JohnKleeb]

29. I know many dont like him but Gephardt for Labor Sec

I really can't think of anyone better for that role. BTW thread jacking in motion was done brilliantly in this thread.