Four secret service agents prevent Bush from jumping off wagon

[kentuck]

and running to the nearby Big Daddy's Liquor Store in downtown Dayton. "It took all we had to hold him back," Agent Billy Robert Dupree told our sources. "He was screaming uncontrollably that he needed a drink" Agent Billy Joseph said. "We had to threaten him with a jumbo bag of pretzels" Dupree said.

After approximately a 30-minute struggle with the once front-runner and champion bullshitter, the agents were able to restrain him and get him away from Big Daddy's Liquor Store. Mr Bush was screaming, "I need a drink!" as the limousine sped out of Dayton and back toward the airport. "He just hasn't been himself since he was abused at the debate down in Florida" said Agent Wilma Hughes. <sarcasm off> :)

[cheshire]

1. Ok the 30 minute struggle gave it up, no way panty waist can last that

long. LOL