I know how to throw Bush off his game next time

[grasswire]

It occurred to me as the first debate was about to begin that if a cell phone went off, he would go nuts. He HATES to have cell phones beeping, and reams out anyone who allows that to happen.

He also can't bear to have anyone move around while he's speaking. People have to stand absolutely still.

Seems like there's a lot of room for fouling this guy up, although from his performance it seems as if he's fully capable of ruining his own day.

[Skittles]

1. we really don't need any tricks

that man self-destructs when he has to answer a real question about his record

[cheezus]

2. it was because Kerry messed up his tie

/the excuse president

[movonne]

3. We can use any tricks we can think of...because believe me they will...

[Poiuyt]

4. Remember the time a reporter called him "sir?"

Bush stopped him and said, "who are you talking to?"

[louis-t]

7. I was thinking of that during the debate.

His eyes were rolling around in his head when he said it. Strange and twisted man.

[Not Me]

5. Off his game? He doesn't have a game.

The reality is that he has a record of failure, and he can't defend it.

[livetohike]

6. Mention his mother, lol

He came unglued when Kerry talked about the Dad. Time to mention Barbara.