What Job Is Bush Qualified For?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

We all know he's unfit to manage a tire store much less the most powerful nation on earth so what job is he qualified for?

[Mizmoon]

1. Hard Core unemployable

No skills.
No brains.

Maybe he can go on disability.

[DebJ]

3. and no heart. I agree

[DemocratSinceBirth]

2. Well-Please Explain (nt)

[Demi_Babe]

4. he's qualified for prison

[dave123williams]

5. Cleaning out the inside of septic tanks...

Even then, I'd only hire him if as a condition of his employment, he agreed to do the job only with his tongue and some Ajax.

[rocktivity]

6. Other: Al Qeada Recruitment Specialist.

:headbang:
rocknation

[luaneryder]

That's it!

No one could fault him for his ability in that area.

[rullery]

I agree with you, Bush has finally found something he is good at.

He has done more to recruit new members of al Qaeda than anybody since Osama Bin Laden!

[AlCzervik]

7. Wal-Mart Door greeter, carriage corraler

[catchthefever]

11. Ooh, that was my thought too!

I also read that Wal-Mart gives a lot of money to repugs. He'll fit right in.

[JohnnyCougar]

8. Cannon fodder in Iraq

[cheshire]

9. Garden rock for hidden key.

[AlCzervik]

21. LOL!

[Bad Thoughts]

10. Spoiled Prince n/t

[Union Thug]

12. Organ Grinder

[DemocratSinceBirth]

16. He'd Be the Monkey

Cheney would be the organ grinder....


ROTFLMFAO

[DemocratSinceBirth]

13. No Votes For Squeegey Guy...

come on....


Imagine you stop your car on K Street and Bush starts washing your windshield with a week old cloth and some windex....

[cheshire]

20. I'd run him over before I had to look at him that long.

[AlCzervik]

25. shine your windows for a nickle or dime....

I don't think Bush could actually operate such complicated instrument.

[Kierkegaard]

14. A paper weight.

But only on a trial basis. Oh, and no health insurance or overtime pay.

[Jack from Charlotte]

15. Texas Air National Guard makeup duty. (NFT)

[Ron Green]

17. By process of elimination....

He can't be a valet because he's not polite.
He can't be a janitor because he's lazy and would sleep on the job.
He can't be a garbageman because he's too Goddamn privileged.
He can't be a taxi driver because he doesn't understand a roadmap.
He can't be a telemarketer because he doesn't know how to close the deal.
I think that leaves "squeegeeguy." I'll vote for that.

[kerryin2004]

18. Valet..

I think he could park a car, just don't ask Laura to..

[Kierkegaard]

32. That's not a good idea.

We gave him the keys to Iraq once. You know how that turned out.

[morgan2]

19. other

used car salesman

[NV Whino]

22. Shoveling pig shit on his pig farm

[UCSBLiberalCat53]

23. WELL there is a use for Bush...

a Kitty litterbox since he's so full of shit.

[evilqueen]

24. snake oil televangelist

[TrueAmerican]

26. Human Wrecking ball

He destroys everything in his path.

[MADem]

27. I will give him credit where credit is due.

No one clears brush or trims 'cedar' better than the weecowboy. In fact, if he needs work after November, I could pay him a poverty level day wage to do some work around my hacienda.

[punpirate]

28. Doubt that he's ever going to see the inside...

... of an employment office, but it would probably go like this:

"Umm, your tests indicate that your only real skill is, well, habitual lying."

"That's not true!"

"Well, okay. I see you've put down that the job you best think you are able to do is 'Ruler of the Free World.' Umm, weren't you just fired from that job?"

"No, it was the others that caused my downfall, they plotted against me, fought me at every turn, told stories behind my back, they...."

"May I ask, who are 'they?'"

"DemoncRATs! That's who. Godless communists, every one of them, I--"

"At any rate, Mr. Bush, we find that you're best suited for, um, used car salesman, religious cult leader, financial officer of a mutual fund... there are a number of positions for which you are qualified."

"Hey, CFO of a moo-lah fund sounds like it's got lots of growth potentional!"

"Umm, Mr. Bush, those are jobs you are qualified to do, but I didn't say we had any of these jobs. We're all now living in the economy you created for us. There are no jobs. Why not try back in February or March?"

:)

[Nobody]

29. What were his qualifications again?

On his interview, he mumbled, got defensive, kept looking at the corner as if something would be written there for him to read, had that annoying habit of turning statements into questions as if looking for parental approval.

But the other person applying for the job was articulate, knew his stuff, had facts and figures without having to look them up, and knew something about our company.

Guess which one I'm suggesting we hire? The job starts in January.

Now I would recommend that he be considered for the position of form filler outer at the unemployment office. He would be qualified to get help with gaining skills to make him employable. Oh wait. The Republicans killed that program in my state.

Sorry Bush. You're on your own.

[drdigi420]

30. stand in for chimps at the zoo

[comradebillyboy]

31. ne'er do well or town drunk

[high density]

33. Telemarketer

Preferably working for about $3k/year from a call center in Mumbai, India.

[theorist]

34. He can definitely read a script and speaks English reasonably well. n/t

[Gabi Hayes]

35. gay porn spooj wiper

[Bongo Prophet]

36. In the same parallel world where Hitler...

was a street artist, and Stalin was a "no soup for you!" kiosk vendor, Dubya could have made his rightful place as an inept but colorful baseball manager. A little Durocher/Martin dirt-kicking temper tantrum mixed with the "WTF did he just say" of Yogi Berra.

[lapauvre]

37. Inpatient on SS DI

I know it hasn't been done before, and probably can't be done now, but this man is nuts.

[snowbear]

38. LOL!!

OMG, there's too many excellent choices.. I'm torn between the chimp stand-in at the zoo, and the paperweight! :dunce:

[Roland99]

39. WalMart greeter...or...

the guy at the entrance to a church that hands out the bulletins.