5 word or less debate headline needed

[southern democrat]

Kerry rumbles,Bush stumbles!

[Kierkegaard]

1. Kerry thinks, Bush drinks.

[salinen]

2. Bush lays an egg.

[Kierkegaard]

3. Kerry woos, makes George lose.

[The Traveler]

4. Kerry stands tall, Bush wilts

[Kierkegaard]

5. Battle of wits; Bush unarmed.

OK, I'm through playin' now.

[BlueEyedSon]

28. Battle of wits; Bush outgunned.

A little less inflammatory ...

[Zeke]

6. Bush Ruins Everything

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. Kerry Mugs Bush; Bush Mugs

[liberal N proud]

8. It is all over for Bush

Just like the pundits said about Kerry in the polls a week ago!

[mw]

9. Bush loses, declares victory.

[Vincardog]

Kerry kills while Bush bombs

[Robbien]

10. Kerry: Presidential; Bush: What's Happening?

"Was Bush even There?"

"Debate Past Bush's Bedtime"

[henslee]

11. Kerry Buries

[southern democrat]

12. Bush sucked, enough said!

[BOSSHOG]

13. HARD WORK BUSHES GEORGE

[Overseas]

14. Bush: Job is Hard Work

Hot News Flash!

[Robbien]

16. Wow. This one I like on so many levels

:thumbsup:

[5thGenDemocrat]

15. JK KOs GWB

n/t
John
eom

[Peanut Gallery]

17. Kerry glows, Bush blows

[despairing optimist]

18. Bush Sleeps With The Moolahs

[skordane]

19. Hurricane Victims Comfort Bush

Bill Maher said it on HBO last night

[despairing optimist]

20. Forget Poland

[Guava Jelly]

21. Kerry wins bush spins

:)

[cidliz2004]

22. Kerry's Victory; Bush's Burned

[southern democrat]

23. Kerry hammers-Bush stammers

[AgadorSparticus]

24. Kerry wins debate, Bush loses election. (i know it's 6 words)

But I like it so much I thought I'd post it anyways.

[BillZBubb]

25. Kerry shines, Bush* whines

Kerry slugs, Bush* mugs

Kerry routs, Bush* pouts

Kerry slams, Bush* hams

Kerry rules, Bush* drools

Kerry tops, Bush* flops

Kerry leads, Bush* pleads

There are an endless number of possibilities.

[trogdor]

26. Kerry P0WNZ Bush

[AnIndependentTexan]

27. Bush blames earpeice for failure!

[oasis]

46. Kerry Grant vs. Elmer Fudd. In other words, Cary Grant suave vs. dud.

....

[BlueEyedSon]

29. President Kerry debates lame duck.

[snowbear]

30. John Dunks Dick in Debate

hehe

[AnIndependentTexan]

31. Bush shows up drunk

[BlueEyedSon]

32. Bush joins Osama in AWOL-land

[BlueEyedSon]

33. Dubya dealt debate drubbing!

:)

[BlueEyedSon]

34. Kerry Krushes Krackhead Kriminal

ok, im done

[BlueEyedSon]

35. Kerry smokes; Bush burns

[cidliz2004]

38. Kerry smokes burning Bush!

How about that twist?

[BlueEyedSon]

40. As long as he doesn't INHALE!

:)

[BlueEyedSon]

36. George who???

[Yuugal]

37. Debate: Security Dad Waxes Bush

[newyawker99]

48. Hi Yuugal!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[welshTerrier2]

39. Kerry: Solid, Commanding; Bush: Bewildered

n/t

[Stew225]

41. Kerry On! eom

[mumon]

42. I'm sorry but the first thought to come to me

was a modification of that cute little Linda Blair line in The Exorcist:

Bush Sucks C*cks in Hell.

[mbee]

43. Kerry Flips - Bush Flops!

[alcuno]

44. Bush and Kerry Trading Places.

[undercover_brother]

45. Kerry dominates first debate

I would not even put Bush's name in the headline.

[Kahuna]

47. President Forgets Meds Before Debate!

:evilgrin:

[BlueCollar]

49. Fundie and Freeper Favorite Flops

five words...

[Riddler]

50. Bush Whacked By Kerry