sampsonblk
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Sun Oct-03-04 12:26 AM
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New Pro-Kerry Zingers for today. Anyone got one? |
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How about:
"The pResident says he wants an ownership society. Maybe he should lead by example and own up to the mistakes he's made in office."
"The pResident says he wants an ownership society. You can translate that into 'He breaks it, you bought it.'"
"The pResident says he now has a plan for Iraq. I don't know about you, but I have had enough of his plans. Isn't that how we got here in the first place?"
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Sun Oct-03-04 12:29 AM
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1. all good ones there n/t |
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Sun Oct-03-04 12:29 AM
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I think he should have Sharpton suggest a few one-liners.. :7
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sampsonblk
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Sun Oct-03-04 12:33 AM
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I wouldn't vote for him though. But he does come up with great lines!
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Sun Oct-03-04 12:31 AM
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Sun Oct-03-04 12:36 AM
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'Worst President ever.' 'Surplus to record deficit' 'Created more terrorists than jobs' 'Destroyed 50+ years of diplomacy and global partnerships in six months' 'Anyone seen the Omen?' 'Quick, who's this 'I'm doing God's will. The enemy must be defeated. Their way of life will not succeed.' Bush or bin Laden?' 'If the work is too hard - step aside.'
and on . .
and on . .
and on . .
for 45 more days.
Then that's it.
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sampsonblk
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Sun Oct-03-04 12:41 AM
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'Created more terrorists than jobs'
That kicks azz!
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Sun Oct-03-04 12:51 AM
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7. My fave: "If the work is too hard, step aside." |
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Sun Oct-03-04 12:57 AM
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8. Keep those daughters on a leash.... |
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You see, bush did give the orders to that Lindey woman to keep Iraqi prisoners on a leash.
bush should have added...keep them barefoot and pregnant.
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