Can't get away from David Brooks

[PCIntern]

Twice this AM to my knowledge, spinning for *. He and Kate O'Beirne should just take a room at the Marriott and do the deed.

Steph: "Loaded for bear" Mr. Cliche himself.

I don't know why I do this to myself every Sunday. What a Moran I am...

[phirili]

1. That Kate O'Beirne is a slack piece of work.

[PCIntern]

On MTP, they put a scarf around

her neck so the bite marks from Dracula wouldn't show.

Surprised she can go outside during the day.

[mikehiggins]

2. Better off canvassing

What difference does it make to listen to their lies? As a rule, if Brooks' mouth is moving, as the saying goes...

My wife made me put on QVC this morning because I was cursing at the TV set. They have some nifty multi-plug electrical strips for sale that are decorated with Christmas scenes.

I feel much better now.

[PCIntern]

3. I watch bikini trimmer ads

when the going gets rough..

[DU9598]

4. My favorite moment

During the Iowa caucuses, standing outside of the John Edwards campaign office I ran into Kate standing with Juan Williams. I called her a media whore to her face as she was inhaling a cigarette. It embarassed her so much. I loved it.

She is a whiskey voiced, cigarette smoking bar whore.

[Kolesar]

5. Her skin looks like the cigarettes gave her circulation problems

It means the skin is no longer taut and falls in. Hence the saggy jowls.

Even visualizing her is enough to snuff my libido for a day.