jmowreader
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Sun Oct-03-04 03:42 PM
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My latest letter to the editor, re: Ann Coulter |
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The local paper has a column every Sunday in which they print excerpts from various columnists' recent works. Ann Coulter shows up in there sometimes. This is my response...
Ann Coulter has got to be the biggest right-wing idiot in all America, and your paper does itself no favors by publishing even snippets of her work.
Her latest screed is the straw that broke this camel's back. Dump her quick.
Ms. Coulter writes, "Whoever forged these documents should not only be criminally prosecuted, but should also have his driver's license taken away for the stupidity of using Microsoft Word to forge 1971 documents."
Jim writes, whether they were forged or not, they were produced on a typewriter. Specifically, they were written on an IBM Executive Model D, which has proportional spacing, the exact typeface used in the memo, and the little superscripted "th" character everyone's so worried about. Look at the lowercase e in the memos--it's a bit higher than the rest of the characters in the memo. Word processors don't do this, but well-used typewriters do.
We liberals don't think Bush should lose the election because of his National Guard record. We think he should lose the election because he likes to start wars based on fabricated evidence and because his job-creation record is worse than Herbert Hoover's.
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Sun Oct-03-04 03:44 PM
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1. If they criminally prosecute the guy who provided the docs |
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Douchebag Novak needs to be put away for life for revealing the name of a CIA agent.
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Sun Oct-03-04 03:47 PM
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3. Don't forget exiling Coulter to Greenland as well |
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Sun Oct-03-04 04:03 PM
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7. If it has to be Greenland |
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Make it in the exact center and make sure she has no access to any form of transportation other than her feet.
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Sun Oct-03-04 04:10 PM
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8. And she'll have nothing to eat but ice |
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which won't really matter, because I don't think she's had so much as a sandwich in the past 5 years.
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Sun Oct-03-04 03:57 PM
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6. I think the gods are taking care of punishing Novak.... |
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Sun Oct-03-04 03:45 PM
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The Niger documents were forgeries, the WH knew this yet they used them. Does that Nazi bitch have an opinion on those documents?
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Sun Oct-03-04 03:49 PM
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4. I only have 200 words! |
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Come on, man, you could fill a whole SUNDAY EDITION of any newspaper in the country with Shrub atrocities.
This Nazi bitch certainly does have an opinion on those documents: they're the Democrats' fault.
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Sun Oct-03-04 03:51 PM
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5. Blame Clinton (Rule #3) |
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