What did Kerry have in his pocket?

[sofa king]

At gretstan's suggestion, I thought some of the rest of you might like to visually speculate about what Senator Kerry had in his pocket.

And welcome to DU, gretstan!

[JohnKleeb]

1. hahaha

[cheshire]

2. His pen and note paper.

[Sabriel]

3. A jammer for W's implant n/t

[LibeMatt]

15. Maybe the Democrats found...

...the frequency for the "electrical reinforcement" device that Rove has planted on or in Shrubbie and Kerry was zapping him at various inopportune moments...

:silly:

[shadu]

4. that's mean (but damn funny!)

[molly]

5. I was taking a drink and almost choked to death - LOL!

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

6. a halloween cookie?

n/t

[BootinUp]

7. What did I miss??

and what the hell is that? :)

[Uzybone]

20. a Pretzel n/t

nt

[NVMojo]

29. tis a pretzel and he was signaling to *

that he was going to choke the shit out of him during the debate!!!

[Career Prole]

22. I'll give you a hint...what's the chimp's "Achille's

...trachea"?
:evilgrin:
'Twas clearly an assassination attempt!

[Francine Frensky]

8. A Big Ol' Can of Whoop-Ass

(ok, am I the only person who's been around southern football fans long enough to know this phrase?)

[displacedtexan]

16. Sum Bitch, No!

I graduated from TCU (the best football team money can buy!)

[catmandu57]

9. STRING OR NOTHING

Nasty kerrys we hate it forever it cheats us gollum gollum.

[bucknaked]

10. It was the number to that former staffer, who's in South Africa!

you know, the one from that last fine piece against Kerry from Drudge.

[Gabi Hayes]

11. what does the chimp have in his pocket?

his extra Depends?

[LoZoccolo]

12. LOL for real. n/t

[skordane]

13. A Secret Weapon

The Truth

[dumpster_baby]

14. I enlarge the video and was able to isolate the object he took out

[Shopaholic]

27. Pass that photo onto 'lil Mattie Drudge

and see if he'll post that!

[jasongleed]

17. lol

It's Bush's brain!!!

[newyawker99]

32. Hi jasongleed!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[madaboutharry]

18. A secret decoder he got from

saving up labels from jars of Ovaltine.

[Bluebear]

19. hahahahahahahahahaha

[incapsulated]

21. A banana!

It got the chimp all distracted! :)

[Name removed]

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[rsmith6621]

28. Enjoy your stay Neocon

It wont last long....

[Th1onein]

24. THAT'S A PRETZEL, GUYS!

It's a pretzel! Really!

[n2mark]

25. I saw

Watched Kerry pull out a pen...... no George it wasn't WMD.

Georgie Porgie--- keep searching, no one will find them for you anymore.

[Demit]

26. You guys CRACK ME UP! Thanks for the belly laughs, gotta tear myself

away from the puter now to walk the dogs...

[chrislrob]

30. It was a foreign object...

Just like they use to pull from their tights on the old wrestling shows! It's what Kerry used to put the figure-four leg lock on Bush's sorry ass and make him tap out!

And the foreign country from which the foreign object was obtained?

Poland, no doubt!

[Stephanjnj]

31. A Personalized Spitball...

For Bush to deliver to turncoat zig-zag Zell Miller. While basking in the glow of his route of Bush, Kerry inadvertently forgot to turn it over.