GEORGE W. BUSH - THE GREATEST PRESIDENT SINCE GENERAL PATTON!!

[CatWoman]

Hello my name is Jake and I made this webpage to support George W. Bush for president. Take a look at this webpage to find out more about our president and why he is the best president of America. This webpage is actualy more like a fan page because Bush will be elected again so easy that it doesnt even matter if we vote or not. So just take a look and see why George W. is the greatest!

http://www.w4prez.com/

[stevedeshazer]

1. Jake is just the best, isn't he?

:hi:

"About Myself

My name is Jake Michaels and I live in Farmington, Missouri. I am twenty three and have been following George W. Bush ever since he won his first presidential election in 1988. He is my hero because he doesn’t let the liberals take over the government and stop us from having a good way of life in America.

I support George W completely, even thogh I am not a registered voter. (voting is for fags!) But I still want to give him my support and encorage others to do the same.

My hobies include dirt biking, going to strip clubs, hunting, and going to church. Yes! I am a complete Christian!!! And I love Jesus and hate the Devil (John Kerry) haha - just playing. I work as a night security guard for US bank and have a girlfriend named Rebecca."

[CatWoman]

4. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think it's Cheney's alter-ego?

:hi:

[in_cog_ni_to]

37. He doesn't vote because voting is for fags???!!!

:crazy: and his hobby is going to strip clubs, but he's a CHRISTIAN??!!

Sounds to me like Jake is a Flake!

[NMDemDist2]

2. Patton was never president

is that the punchline of a joke?

[CatWoman]

3. I'm sorry -- I'm laughing so hard reading this page

ROFL!!!!!!!

[slojim240]

30. Patton was so President. Right after John Wayne and before Arnie.

Gheeez, can't you remember your history?

[alittlelark]

5. Very funny

a good site to send to right wing wackos w/a brain (some do have a few IQ points)!

[speedoo]

6. Oh wow. I was about to post that this is very funny and creative satire.

But then I realized Jake is for real.

Now we can understand why the pathetic shrub gets any votes at all.

It's really scary how many stupid Americans there are.

[Barney Rocks]

7. this has to be a joke right?

I mean it just couldn't be a real person?

[FlaIndie]

29. sarcasm, anybody?

come on. This is funny shit.

W's war in Iraq is killing millions of terrorists there being paid off by Saddam. :silly: :crazy:

[Barney Rocks]

33. OK I get it

I am just a little slow...

[JohnKleeb]

8. Dude this isn't satire is it?

"John Kerry went to Yale College. Yale College is somewhere in Masachusets and only educates LIBERALS"
First off Jake, its in Connecticut, second off your boy graduated from there too.

[JohnKleeb]

9. Cat you gotta see this part

http://www.w4prez.com/poll2.html
Vote opition number 3
ummm he's dead Jake :).

[WoodrowFan]

10. Gawd, that HAS to be satire! NT

[JohnKleeb]

11. I want it to be true lol

[salin]

12. hard to tell satire or not... but clearly off-kilter

read the cartoon the dude wrote. Completely off.

http://www.w4prez.com/cartoon3.html

[salin]

13. then again there is this little poll

http://www.w4prez.com/poll2.html

which just can't be serious...

serious or satire- the whole thing is pretty funny (and sick).

[JohnKleeb]

14. Die Arabs? doesnt he know that Arab Americans are actually

mostly Christian.

[salin]

16. he doesn't seem to have a great grasp

of many things... that or he has a great grasp and is a fantastic satirist... but I just can't quite find the satire in that cartoon...

[JohnKleeb]

17. neither can I

[Dutch Courage]

15. Jack has convinced me!

His website makes totally clear what is wrong in America and why.

[patricia92243]

18. I think it's satire. It says "great thingsabout Bush" and then shows

this horrible picture of him.

He hasn't heard from Strom thurmond lately? Come on it has to be satire.

When you find out if it is satire or not, be sure to let us all know

[LisaL]

23. If it's a satire, it's definitely too subtle.

I mean, Sheila did believe in the end that Jake is supporting our "president" and so probably do other people that visit this website.
LOL.

[Mz Pip]

19. The Richard Clarke page

had me howling. That was the funniest thing ever.


MzPip
:dem:

[jpgray]

20. Clearly satire. The cartoons page gives it away (nt)

[Goldmund]

21. Of course it's satire

[jpgray]

22. And please note this is the most hilarious cartoon on there

http://www.w4prez.com/cartoon3.html

Good work, Crucifixor!

:D

[jpgray]

24. And look at one of the letters!

From: Tom Kapanka
Subject: just saw your web address on Hardball

I was just watching hardball with Chris M. who is being surprisingly hard on the D governor of Michigan, Granholm. Behind him there was a young man holding up your web page on an envelope. So I thought to myself, if this is at the Dem Conven. than it must be a BushBash site. Glad to see it wasn't. I suspect that you will be getting a lot of notes and hits. Keep up the good work. I'm a school administrator who is impressed with your political views. Keep your site clean!

Thanks
Tom Kapanka
Michigan

[Jasper 91]

25. It must be satire

Who could write this with a straight face ?


George W. Bush is pro-life (which means he doesn’t like abortions) and will vote in congress to stop them from ever happening. God says to make all human life precious and the killing of any life (like in abortion) is against God’s law.

George W uphoalds the death penilty and will execute men who break laws.

[CatWoman]

26. LOL

I got this off Yahoo.

Someone posted it to show how stoopid Republicans are :D

[kestrel91316]

27. Great satire!!!! Still ROFLMAO.................n/t

[UpsideDownFlag]

28. satire...right? nt

[Terran]

31. LMAO! Read the mailbags!

Here's a particularly good response:

Okay, if you don’t have time to list out how *I* am wrong, I will list out the reasons why YOU are wrong.

1) Your a fag
2) Your mom is a fag
3) Dick Clark USED to be in the music industry and THEN he went into politics
4) What does god care if I go to strip clubs? I bet Jesus went to them all the time (hehehe)

Ah, Republicans...endless hours of fun! :eyes:

[zinsky]

32. RETARDED

Nuff said.

Sheesh - this shows what kind of knuckle-draggers like Bush!

[54anickel]

34. LMAO Did you see this one?

http://www.w4prez.com/farenheight911.html

Anyways, if you want to see a GOOD movie about why we are at war with Iraq, there is a movie coming out next month that gives evidence of some of the horrible things Sadam Husein did. Back in the first Iraq war, Sadam Husein captured AMERICAN solders and BRAINWASHED them and made them under his control so that the solders would go back to America and influence the next presidential election.

The movie is called “The Manchurian Candidate” and opens July 30th. It stars Denzel Washington (a MUCH better actor than Michael Moore) and Meryl Streep. So save your money now, DON’T GO SEE FARENHEIGHT 9/11 and GO SEE the Manchurian Candidate!

[Terran]

35. Gawd, he says he lives in Missouri, NOOOOOOO!!!

But you know, nobody this stupid could possibly figure out how to put together a website. I'm starting to lean toward satire here...

[CatWoman]

38. LMAO!!!

He's coming to get you, Dirk!!!

:D

:hi:

[Terran]

42. I actually know a guy who's that brain-dead about politics

but fortunately he's from Colorado orignally, not here!

Hi CW! Thanks for making me laugh out loud today sweetie! :hi:

[Kitsune]

36. This is the BEST. WEBSITE. EVER. *nt*

[in_cog_ni_to]

39. I'm getting an error page

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.


darn. :(

[CatWoman]

41. LOL -- Keep trying

maybe the server is overloaded :D

[jmowreader]

40. You wrote this, didn't you?

This thing looks like Bob Boudelang wrote it, except that the word "LIEberals" isn't in there.