John Edwards Should Ask "Limp" Dick Cheney About His Sex Life

[zinsky]

Since the Republicans felt that they needed to know every nuance of Bill Clinton's sex life, I think it is only fair that we all start talking about Bush and Cheney's sex life.

Bush, we know, raped a 15 year old girl when he was 22, impregnated her and then paid to abort his miscreant child. Judging from the bug-eyed, dazed look on his wife, she is zonked on Xanax most of the time and probably has no interest in sex.

Cheney, on the other hand, is undoubtedly taking blood thinners like heparin or coumadin and anti-agitation drugs like prozac, that often result in impotence and complete lack of sex drive in males. I'll bet old Limp Dick hasn't got it stiff since Kruschev was in power.

No wonder these twits are so crabby and disagreeable most of the time!!!!

[clydefrand]

1. I'd rather know more about Clinton's sex life!

Did you see SNL last night? The guy who does Clinton was hitting on Teresa! He was really good...well, you know what I mean...but "I" wouldn't mind finding out...

:bounce:

They probably give their wives mexed missages.

[BlueNomad]

3. it was funny

especially when he called her a little firecracker--and the kerry guy, goes--hey that's my wife....lol

[KlatooBNikto]

5. You mean Maxed Massages?

[Gabi Hayes]

8. mexed missages, right?

he was reminiscing about his own underage hispanic hooker hookups, wasn't he?

[KlatooBNikto]

12. Actually I was trying to attempt a variation on the theme of

Limp Dick (Maxed) getting erect by a strategic Massage.

[GRLMGC]

2. Ewww

I'd rather not think about Dick's dick. Also, maybe his wife doesn't mind being that she may harbor secret lesbian tendencies and all.

[JimmyJazz]

4. I'm not biting. What exactly is your point? That we should stoop

to the level of the freepers? You have no idea when the last time Dick Cheney had sex and it is completely irrelevant to the debate. As for Bush being a rapist, can you provide any facts to support this statement?

Parody and satire are funny. This is just in poor taste, IMHO.

[zinsky]

6. My Point Is We Should Get As Nasty As They Are!

Dems will never get the White House or Congress back by being nicey nice. Get down and dirty with them!

They have more skeletons in thier closet than any Democrat.

In 1971, Bush was 22 and impregnated a 15 year old girl by the name of Robin Lowman. That is known as statutory rape in Texas and more than one man has gone to prison for the same thing. Of course, if your name is Bush, you are never held accountable.

Here is a link:

http://www.bartcop.com/bushabortion.htm

As far as Cheney's impotence, just sneak in a little question like, "Mr. Cheney, isn't it true that many men who wear a pacemaker and take anti-clotting drugs like you are flat-out impotent?"

To see the look on his face alone would be worth it....

[JimmyJazz]

9. I'd heard about the abortion, but where does it say she was

underage at the time?

As far as getting down and dirty, I am all for it - just like the ad that calls Bush the liar he is for misleading us into war.

I still don't agree with the comment about Cheney being impotent. Why attack him on speculation when there are so many facts with which to confront him? I think questioning him with regard to his involvement in dealing with Iraq when sanctions were imposed would resonant better with undecides than: "Gee, dude, does your dick still get hard?"

I understand you were being humorous and I see that others agree with you. I guess that's why Howard Johnson's has 36 flavors.

[skordane]

7. Improve their sex life

If they are having problems with their sex life they might consider shifting their positions.

[zbdent]

10. "So, mr. VP, do you have a contract lined up

for Viagra starting 1/21/2005?"

[troublemaker]

11. Since our candidate has undergone a prostate cancer operation

I nominate this as least productive suggestion of the week.

I have no idea whether Kerry retains potency or not, and it has never crossed my mind to care.