oregon_dem1
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:25 PM
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Kerry had unfair advantage in debates |
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After all, he's spent decades honing his debate skills as a lawyer and senator. Bush is a failed businessman...he's never had the need for debate skills. In the spirit of fairness, maybe Kerry should offer to change the debate format to a cheerleading competition or drinking contest.
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LiberalEsto
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:26 PM
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1. brush clearing competition n/t |
CO Liberal
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:28 PM
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2. Plus Kerry Brought a Fully Functioning Brain With Him |
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:28 PM
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3. How about who can take the most vacation time? |
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:29 PM
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Hungover Bike Toppling!
Deficit Race to the Top!
How many Allies Can You Lose in a Month!
Smirkin' and Snortin'!
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:30 PM
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5. Yeah, I agree. A human debating a mentally challenged chimp does.. |
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...seem a little unfair. Let's give Lil' George a stuffed beagle to debate in the next round. Poor little raggamuffin.
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AspenRose
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:47 PM
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12. Wouldn't you love to see TRIUMPH debate him? LOL! |
Union Thug
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Sun Oct-03-04 06:01 PM
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13. now you're talking good times! bring on Triumph! |
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:31 PM
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6. No doubt about that. Unfortunately for shrub it's impossible |
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for JK to "unlearn". That leaves one way to level the playing field. Better hit those books, Dim Son.
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:40 PM
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You know, a sport where a stiff drink traditionally precedes the competition (and an assessed handicap can be used by the loser to win the outcome).
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:43 PM
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8. Bush* took Limbaugh's advice and debated with 1/2 his brain tied |
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:44 PM
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9. Or, better yet, set 'em both free in DC with $1K in cash... |
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...see who can score the most coke in the shortest time.
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Sun Oct-03-04 05:45 PM
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I know you were kidding, but I can't even brook jokes about being fair to that illegal chimp's ass.
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Sun Oct-03-04 06:19 PM
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14. Kerry showed up. Debate tips in Kerry's favor. |
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However, I would expect that, in a debate with an empty chair, Bush might have a chance, but the Vegas odds would probably prefer the empty chair.
Mind you, Bush won the 1973 Upper Class Twit championship . . .
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