Local Talk Show--Man makes excuses for Bush LMAO!

[BlueJazz]

During a Local talk show a Man called in and said that the reason Bush did so poorly was (and I quote):
"The President was confused by what all the people in the room were saying....they were doing it on purpose"

The Host of the show says:
"Oh...I understand....The people in the room were speaking English and on top of it all they had the unmitigated gall to speak intelligently....I see your point...that must have been a real strain on George"

I roared with Laughter!!

[Gabi Hayes]

1. all the people in the room?

did he mean all the voices in his HEAD?

[Cha]

2. Wowie! Was that radio guy a

progressive or what?:)

[ZombieNixon]

3. All the people in the room?

There was Kerry, Lehrer and a "group of folks" sitting silently in the audience. The silence must have been overwhelming.

[Piperay]

4. ROTFLMAO

"The President was confused by what all the people in the room were saying..." Truer words were never spoken BUT they are excusing him that way??? :wtf: :silly:

[Gabi Hayes]

5. the 'president' is ALWAYS confused when he's not reading from

a script, and very frequently when he IS

[Child_Of_Isis]

11. I also heard the excuse

that he was "tired", due to being in Fla. all day. A CIC is supposed to be able to perform under ANY pressures. No excuses for the bad behavior that shrub displayed on stage.

[LTR]

6. Well, if he can't handle a room full of quiet people...

...how is he going to defend our country?

Kerry didn't seem to have a problem with it.

[Bongo Prophet]

17. That's 'cause Kerry had his "Magic Pen!"

Those people are sayin' stuff! Make it stop!

An all exclamation post in honor of "Farmboxer"!!

[grannylib]

7. Golly, if people speaking is all it takes to confuse our poor wittow *,

what the FUCK are any of these people doing VOTING for him???
Anything beyond that would clearly send our little Imposter in Thief into a psycho tailspin.

[gatorboy]

8. Sounds like O'Reilly's excuse.

On his radio show he said that the reason Bush did so well on his show and not during the debates is because Bush was intimidated by the audience. Of course he was intimidated! He didn't have the pre-arranged audience he normally had cheering his every word.

He stated this like this is a good thing. :crazy:

[Union Thug]

10. If bush is intimidated by an audience of 'soft supporters'

What the hell is he doing in a war on 'terra'?

[alvis]

12. OLielly on his show said dubya did well, he liked to see emotion

or some such nonsense. Great emotional range of dubya, from confused to thirsty.

[Union Thug]

9. furthermore, Rove forgot to changes lil' Georgie's poopy diaper..

so George was feeling some rash induced discomfort. It's really a shame.

[skygazer]

13. Yeah, "people" being Kerry

Who makes sense, and Jim Lehrer who was asking him questions he couldn't answer.

Boy, really makes you feel confident, doesn't it?

[jdonaldball]

14. No, he didn't mean the audience. He meant the voices in his head.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

15. Bush is generally confused by talking people

He only successfully communicates with rainbows, with whimsical hats, and with his chief counselor "Pillie".

[FizzFuzz]

16. the REAL reason Bush did so poorly?

they didn't let him play to his strengths!!

See, he thought he'd get to strut about and pull his crotch straps reaaaaalllll tight and parade that potato stuck in his crotch! Imagine his surprise when that wasn't in the gameplan. (gee that would have given new meaning to him loving that poor widowed woman)....ew. oops sorry, that was too tacky of me

[DrBB]

18. Well, that sure makes him sound qualified to ME!

After all, when it comes to hitting those nuclear launch buttons, we definitely want a guy who can't even keep his mind on the topic in front of him during a televised pseudo-event like a presidential debate, right? I mean, what do you want, a guy who's NOT confused by this kind of thing, or one who IS? Answers obvious, init?

I mean for crying out load HOW STUPID ARE WE, as a country, anyway?