KKKarl Rove to use Barney tactics

[Zorbet55]

During the next debate, that magnificent genius KKKarl has consulted Barney, the First Dog to assist Shrub, the First Chimp.

After delivering quick wingnut talking points such as "we're gonna chase em down" and "it's hard work" and "Saddam was a threat", Shrub is being coached to fill in the embarrassing void time with some simple tricks of Barney's.

If there is almost a minute to spare after his answer, Shrub will crane his head around and chew at his hindquarter with occasional pauses to watch some imaginary pest and nip at it.

If there is considerably less than a minute left, then Shrub is being coached to contemplate his nads and give them an occasional lick. No more embarrassing lag time for the Shrub!:freak:

[grannylib]

1. *lololol* That would indeed be something - it would display more talent

and ability than the fucking imbecile has shown to date....

[KT2000]

2. Karen Huge signing off on this?

LOL - Thanks

[arewenotdemo]

3. could work

Muricans love their mutts

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. He could raise his leg and starting peeing around his territory on stage

and begin explaining his "peeance freeance" agenda. It would also give him something to do with all the water he's sipping. New debate rule: no unacceptable debate questions can cross into his marked out territory.

[Zorbet55]

5. would not work so well for him

Karen will put an electric fence up to keep him from running for KKKarl's lap or trying to find Dickie's scented Desert Rose aftershave.