look at the size of john kerry's microphone...it's so much bigger than

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Bush's...

[KittyWampus]

1. Well, Kerry Has So Much More To Say

[SoDesuKa]

2. Size Doesn't Matter

Size doesn't matter . . . so long as it gets the job done.

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4. hmm...it matters to lots of people.

:evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

3. Yes, Kerry's is much longer

and what is that yellow spot on Dubya's?

[Sub Atomic]

5. it's a little insight into his soul

[madrchsod]

10. that was supposed to be turned towards bush

if bush was starting to make no sense what so ever karl would press the yellow switch..red was for-shut the fuck up....

[Lindacooks]

11. It's longer because he's taller

[Radical Activist]

13. Hey, sometimes short guys

have long microphones too. You never know.

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15. i hear that if they have big feet, that's the key. nt

[clydefrand]

6. That's the secret!! That's why he won the debate.

A longer mic allowed him to talk longer and use bigger words and entire sentences!!! Who woulda thunk it??

:bounce:

[Czolgosz]

7. Bush's is shorter, and the area below looks wrinkly.

[yardwork]

8. It's because Dumbya is so much shorter than Kerry

and chimpy's puppeteers insisted that his podium be raised. So there's less space between chimpy's maw and his podium top.

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9. ...lol, i know why it is that way. i was having fun with sexual innuendo.

c'mon now, you don't wanna say bush's wang is horizontally challenged?

[clydefrand]

12. Everything else is challenged. Why not that?

[clydefrand]

14. Ooooooooooooo,uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, they have on matching

lapel pins. Now what do you think they are for? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm??