HELP WITH BUSH LOVE-CHILD THING!

[Zorbet55]

Has anyone heard anything today? This is breaking out all over. Anything to do with TV evangelist's daughter? This thing is hot. Can anyone confirm? Was this why Shrub was so distracted during the debate? Was he doing crystal meth like so many have stated? Is he drinking heavily again? What do you say, freepers? Know anything?

[Radical Activist]

1. Some people have said

that this is true. Bush should respond to these charges.

[KC21304]

11. You have that Fox and Friends thing down pretty good.

" Some people have said " :)

[Geek_Girl]

2. Haven't seen anything

Got any links to info?

[elehhhhna]

106. Mothers name released! Crystal Meth, of Liver Oaks Tx.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. It's not a TV evangelist's daughter, though

It's a love child (boy) who was born in 1978 in Houston to a former hooker. She was really more of a VERY high-dollar call girl. This is NOT the one he paid for the abortion for, different woman.

Anyway she still lives in Houston but has been paid off mightily.

On edit: I forgot to add about the drinking.....they now apply pretty heavy makeup to his face to cover the gin blossoms which are getting pretty bad. They are not only on his nose but very prominent on his left cheek. The VERY morbid joke on Capitol Hill is that his are now rivaling Ted Kennedy's (sorry I love Kennedy, but that is what they are saying...I've never seen Kennedy up close so I wouldn't know about that). He works out in the White House now (not outside) to try to "work off" the alcohol as a lot of alcoholics do who are trying to remain high-functioning. It's kind of the sweat it off theory. Thus the occasional injuries. Drunk on a treadmill is not always a good thing, people. Drink of choice is Crown Royal, neat.

[npincus]

83. can anyone say "DNA-test"?

is this for real? If so, the kid's life is in danger. ANy DU agents out there who can find this kid and swab his gums with a Q-tip?

Let's keep this rumor alive!

[Chelsea Patriot]

96. A former Hooker?! One of 'Bunny''s colleagues?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Oh, dear.

Such gossip. Why isn't this on Drudge?

[ArtVandaley]

5. Huh?

Where's this being reported? Link?

[mountainvue]

55. Is this CBS all over again? n/t

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. I thought Bush was into boys

Besides it was McCain who was slobbering all over the Bush girls during the debate. I thought they were going to do it right in the middle of the auditorium.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. Check out bush's heavy makeup in those pics

to cover gin blossoms on nose and left cheek. They are getting bad.

[GingerSnaps]

27. Mortician Makeup?

To cover all of his flaws they would need to use the heavy stuff that morticians use.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

36. I think they are still able to use heavy

pancake makeup for now (stage makeup) but yeah that would be the next step if the gin blossoms get much worse.

[RoyalWickedness]

104. I use a makeup called Dermablend

to cover scars on my face (courtesy of my ex-husband and a plate glass window). It works VERY well; I have a large scar on my forehead and a smaller but very deep one under my nose (it was almost completely cut off), which look horrible sans makeup, but with this stuff, you can barely tell. And, it's waterproof and stays put all day...

[Carni]

111. What the hell is a gin blossom?

I hate to sound dumb, but what are they?

[Lefta Dissenter]

7. well,

I'm gonna keep kicking this until we have some ANSWERS!!! :kick:

[Zorbet55]

23. The Federalist needs to answer

these allegations. The public needs to be apprised of these outrages,....these horrid abuses of our presidency. Heaven forbid that these things go on.

[txindy]

26. I'm too outraged to even calm down

I'll never sleep, I know it.
:kick:

[liberalmuse]

8. He WAS drinking a lot of water...

and sweating...his mind couldn't stay focused for long and he was babbling like a complete idiot! See, I have just provided conclusive proof that he was indeed on crystal meth during the debate.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

9. Not crystal meth but plain old hootch

a drunk, even a dry drunk (which he is not any longer) still feels compelled to drink SOMETHING, even if from force of habit, ESPECIALLY when nervous.

They do sweat profusely, too.

I know too well from my own stepfather, an alcoholic (and occasional dry drunk) for well over 20 years who has done it all.

[KalicoKitty]

15. Sweating is also a sign of lying.

And, rapid blinking is a sign of lying!!!!

Scientific" signs of lying are blinking, nose scratching, dry mouth, high-pitched voice, dilated pupils, hesitation and fidgety feet, dilation of pupils, perspiration, flushing of cheeks...

Bush did all of that during the debate!!! He fidgeted, blinked, drank water like there was no tomorrow, sweated, flushed, and uh-uh-uhed. Speech hesitations, whether it's pausing, using "ums," or “uhs” are another sign of lying!

[cheshire]

28. Leaning like your on the bar is a sign of familiarity with a bar.

[Lefta Dissenter]

29. HAHA

love that graphic! :D

[goclark]

115. What about biting your lip like Condi

She was on with Wolf and when he asked the first question, she bit that lip like crazy!

[ClassWarrior]

78. Cough syrup in a pinch.

23.

[Stew225]

13. you have indeed provide 100 proof! emo

[Zorbet55]

16. It's connected to the heroin/syphillis cover-up

which was reported after the weekend in Rio drag escapade and later down-played by all the media as fiction.

[Chelsea Patriot]

99. Rudia, The SI Titted Judy and Bush In Rio! You heard that too?

[rucky]

65. and I bet the Oval Office is really clean n/t

[Chelsea Patriot]

95. I've heard both Rove and Bush count Tina as one their best friends.

[Kire]

12. nothing on google news for "bush love child" except

Bush's accusation that McCain has one

this is a non-story

shame

[mitchum]

14. First the DRUNKEN INCEST accusations and now this...

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

53. Which first broke directly on the heels of Mule-gate.

[mitchum]

56. Ah yes...Mule-gate...have they no limits?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

63. Jenna....Jenny!

:wow:

[yardwork]

17. The Bush love-child story is getting ready to break big

Word is out that Rove is sweating nails over this one.

I've heard that this is NOT the hooker/call girl (that is another possible illegitimate child) or the abortion story - this is a third scandal that involves a teen-age girl and cocaine.

I heard that Rove is getting ready to try to spin the story before it gets into the main-stream media. No links for now, but there will be more info this week.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. Ah THAT one!

Well damn it's about time that broke. I'm in Texas (been here my whole life) and shit, that's no secret. People all over the state will say "oh yeah, I remember that!" But people in the rest of the nation will most likely have a more horrified reaction. We know more of his dirty laundry here.

Good Christian man, my ass. My grandpa was a good Christian man. bush is NOT.

[kokomo]

54. Is this the "bomb" Larry Flynt promised for October?

The Bush rape story got no cover outside of the Houston Chronicle, but then the poor Sugarland lady who filed the charges soon got "suicided". Sugarland, DeLay's district, has had some problems. Remember Cliff Baxter, the ENRON exec about to "blow a whistle" also got "suicided" in his Mercedes on a Sugarland street.

DeLay had a mistress in Sugarland about 5 years AFTER he was "born again" but when she became pregnant, he didn't even try to talk her out of an abortion. She was a barmaid at a Sugarland country club who now owns her own nightclub in Sugarland. Must have saved up her tip money!

[Hekate]

81. If this isn't just leg-pulling, the "child" better be born after...

...the time W got his second belly-button. The religious fanatics who are his base and think he sits at the right hand of God -- seem to give him a pass on all his pre-conversion behavior. Well you know, he sinned then, he saw the light, he sins no more. So for this story to have real impact with that base, what they think are egregious sins need to be proven in the here and now.

Hekate

[Chelsea Patriot]

101. Him snorting lines off her barely pubescent breasts! Yes..So I hear!

[ArtVandaley]

18. I've been combing the internet and I haven't found a thing about this

Again, do you have a link? Any at all?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

21. Don't worry

you'll be reading ALL about it soon enough....as for the OP, I can't speak for her, maybe she has something...

[NinetySix]

22. Yeah--Google "satire."

It's called parody. Look into it.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

25. Um, not really.

I mean, not completely. All satire has truth at its core.

[NinetySix]

98. The truth at the core of this satire is the dirty tricks

of the GOP, especially those of Lee Atwater and Karl Rove over the course of 16 years. Was Franken's satire so funny because Rush Limbaugh was fat, or because he was an idiot? Neither. It was because he engaged in ad hominem attacks, and Franken's tone was one of tongue-in-cheek ad hominem attacks, used ironically to skewer Limbaugh. The satire here works because it's the same sort of thing that seems to be Drudged up by the right every election year.

[Carni]

112. I hate to be a kill joy-- but I don't believe there's a child/sorry!

I would LOVE to believe this...but I cannot picture the Bush cabal
(mainly his old bitch of a mother)allowing a child to be born that the pig fathered.

That kid would have been aborted, or the girl/woman carrying it would have been killed-there is no way IMO that they would leave that loose end floating around out there.

I still think where there's smoke there's fire in the Victor Ashe story and I have recently been wondering if all this wild womanizing that W supposedly did is just a deliberately floated rumor by Rove co.

It would be far more palatable for W to have been a slut (before he found Jesus of course) than for him to be gay or bi.

JMO -- although I could certainly be wrong!

[yardwork]

31. No link but stay tuned. You're going to be hearing a LOT more about this

[txindy]

20. This is disturbing

I thought he found his way after all the bestiality incidents. No, must be rumor.

[Chelsea Patriot]

103. Bestiality?!! Vraiment?!! Well, they always say..Like Mother..Like Son!

What exactly did Little George see in that CN barn to make him fear horses

[fortyfeetunder]

24. Sorry to disappoint y'all

But this is not going to get him impeached, certainly not to the extent the Big Dog was dogged.

If this rumor has any shred of truth in it, Dubya is going to ask for forgiveness and have some big prayer meeting (a la Swaggart). Then he'll host a reunion with the love child, asking Laura to accept the child, and he gets re-elected for admitting to a mistake....

[cheshire]

30. Not any more than all the lying those a$$hole on their side pull. Get it.

[fortyfeetunder]

71. Oh, I was dishing out sarcasm...

Sure those lying cheating a-holes pull these. I wouldn't be surprised if there were more extramarital children pulled from the Bushes and other Freeper enclaves.

[GreenPartyVoter]

64. And yet they hounded Jesse Jackson to death over a similar

situation.

[fortyfeetunder]

70. Sure they hounded him!

Three strikes against Jackson --
1) Race
2) Democratic leaning
3) Clinton supporter

[GreenPartyVoter]

80. 4 strikes if you count that he is the

"wrong kind" of Christian. (Part of leaning Democratic, really.)

[jjmalonejr]

32. Breaking out all over?

Uh...like...where?

[pinkpops]

34. right here, apparently.

[jjmalonejr]

35. No kidding

It's spreading like wildfire!!!!

[pinkpops]

33. somebody tell me whats a gin blossom?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

37. busted blood vessels

that show up on the nose and sometimes cheeks of heavy drinkers.

[pinkpops]

39. It is also apparently a band

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

41. Yes they took their name

from that facial affliction. I have been trying to google a picture for you....This is actually a pretty good one....see the reddish splotches on his nose and left cheek? If you could see that more up close, it would look like all these red veiney things

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

42. Here's another

(mild injury or healing injury is near it but you can see the gin blossoms)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

44. Another one

That second picture is from the melanoma foundation website!

[pinkpops]

48. hansom devil when he snarls. Also implied above and

elsewhere that he may actually be drinking again. That would explain a few things.

[JerseygirlCT]

110. There's also a condition called

rosacea that will do that... Bad complexion alone isn't going to prove this one, I'm afraid!

[Carni]

113. I thought snorting cocaine caused that?

The nose blood vessels esp

[Cush]

38. love child? huh?

where did this come from?

[joeprogressive]

40. If it's spreading like wildfire, where are the links?

N/T

[yardwork]

43. Well, I would link Drudge but I don't like to give him hits

[in_cog_ni_to]

45. Drudge has the story? n/t

[yardwork]

47. I'm not saying he does and I'm not saying he doesn't

I'm saying that some people are saying that this story is going to break big.

[in_cog_ni_to]

49. K.

:hi: I can't WAIT to hear the spin on this one!!!! :bounce:

[Chelsea Patriot]

105. Doll! It's all over the Streets of NYC!

I just went to the deli for some skim milk...Why, It's the talk of the Town, Sugar!

[pinkpops]

52. Try burntorangereport.com

They broke the Rick Perry story.
Why don't we move to the lounge before we get tossed out the window?

[LisaL]

46. I tought the rumor was Bush

got rid of his love child via abortion.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

50. No that was a completely separate pregnancy

with a different woman. And that was pre-this love child who WAS born.

[in_cog_ni_to]

51. That's a different love child.

He has a baby born to a high priced hooker in Houston. She's been silenced with the BFEE money and refuses to come forward. THIS love child is ANOTHER one. :hi: Moonbeam_Starlight has a post above that tells all about the chimp's numerous babies.

[txindy]

57. A group of chimps is called a 'troop'

And since * has numerous mini-chimps and, therefore, his own troop, it may in some way help to explain his fascination with uniforms and the military. I'm just sayin'. :shrug:

[yardwork]

58. Very interesting thought

Might be a coincidence, but then again....

[Guaranteed]

60. Ahhh, I see...so the whole "Support the Troops"

thing is really people saying that Bush needs to make sure his illegitimate half-chimp children are well-taken care of financially. :)

[txindy]

62. There you go.

Those child support arrangements took years to work out, dontcha know. :thumbsup:

[Zorbet55]

67. I am dying......the lovechild is coming forth if this thread

doesn't end soon. My sides are aching. The chimp children are going to star with Heston in another Planet of the Apes.

[goclark]

72. Welcome to DU txindy , I just fell out of my chair

laughing at your post.
:bounce:

[txindy]

82. Haven't had this much

fun in a loooong time! :bounce: And it sure put paid to the 'JK cheated' silliness, didn't it? :hi:

[Machiavelli05]

59. Sorry I dont buy it

Until there are some sources or something other than someone on the internet telling me "its about to break big" I wont believe it.. and neither should anyone else.

Someone give us some evidence!!!!

[Langis]

61. Me either

There is always something about to break big.

[ArtVandaley]

68. I agree

Who've you guys been hearing this from? This is so over the top that until legit sources are reporting it'll I'm not buying it.

[Zorbet55]

69. IT'S.....IT'S.................IT'S ALIVE!

Lovechild or lovechildren: If you are within range of my words, then hear me now...I COMMAND YOU IN A THUNDEROUS VOICE

COME FORTH, DAMN YOU

COME FORTH!

[ClassWarrior]

79. What about the evidence of your own two eyes??

Can't you see for yourself that some people are saying how serious this is??

23.

[Dob Bole]

86. I'm skeptical too.

I'm the biggest skeptic ever, and have good political sense. So if someone can convince me that this is true, then we're in good shape.

So start convincing.

[Chelsea Patriot]

108. Honey, just sit tight! There's going to be a press conference soon!

[rucky]

66. No but thanks for trying.

next contestant.

[maine_raptor]

73. What I had seen out there in the net, was

that the so-called "love child" was in reality, the result of a tryst between W and an alien visitor from Tau Ceti. Princess D'og, the mother of the child, is a member of the Royal House of E'gn which rules that system. The meeting had been arranged by W's mother Babs in order to both build up the Family's Off-World Influence and to hopefully straighten up her eldest and wildest son.

The future 43rd Prez was heard to have remarked to friends that the Princess was a real "six-pack minimum babe", a "two paper bagger" and because of "her" appearance, getting it up that night was "hard work".


Of course when I read this out there on the net I was so jaw-droppingly stunned that I never noticed or copied down the web address...but as some have said its out there.

[HR_Pufnstuf]

74. Breaking out all over where??

GOOG NEWS "BUSH LOVE CHILD"
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&tab=wn&q=BUSH+LOVE+CHILD&btnG=Search+News

GOOG WEB "BUSH LOVE CHILD"
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&tab=nw&q=BUSH+LOVE+CHILD&sa=N

[maine_raptor]

76. I'd cross-ref that search

with the upcoming announcement of the proposed Treaty of Outsourcing between Earth and Tau Ceti. My understanding is that is will be Karl Rove's second "October Surprise" (The first being the release of the "true" report on the 1947 Roswell Crash).

[RafterMan]

84. Not everything worth knowing is on google

It's at the stage where you have to know someone.

But I heard the DNA tests are complete...

[Machiavelli05]

75. Well its probably not true...

but that doesnt mean the Dems shouldnt do a push poll on it...

"If the election were held today, would you vote Republican George W. Bush or Democrat John Kerry"

If answer is President Bush ask:

"Would your vote change if you found out that he has fathered at least 1 illegitimate child and paid a young lady for at least 1 abortion?"

[Zorbet55]

77. The answer ain't George Bush so no need to vote, but

the breaking story is taking a life of its own. Ungodly, inhuman wails and cries were reported deep in the Oregonian forests moments ago by State Troopers responding to complaints that a wild apeman, otherwise known as the Bushquatch was spotted walking upright and pushing mobile homes off the sloping sides of a timber site. The story predates the current campaign, actually, and goes back to the time that a younger GW Bush tried to abort his own child. The episode took a turn for the worse when the mangled child escaped the womb of the dying mother, who was severely beaten and left for dead. The child grew up neglected and abandoned in the woodsy backdrop of the peaceful forests of the Northwest. Now, the LoveApeChild has grown to an estimated 12 feet and eats wolves, bears, and aluminum siding.

[npincus]

85. Let someone like Larry Flynt break this!

If this is seen coming from the 'Democratic establishment'it could backfire. Maybe Rathergate was engineered by Rove to preemptively fight this when it broke... so he could compare it and say "more dirty tricks from Kerry" or some other bullshit.

Unless baby Bush comes forward himself we must be careful. But MAN, I would LOVE if this were true and came out NOW.

DNA test, anyone?

[sherilocks]

87. I don't want to burst anybody's bubble, but

my work included establishing paternity for children born to single mothers. You need to have the dad's DNA and I don't see * volunteering his DNA anytime soon.

[RafterMan]

88. He didn't need to supply it *again*

if you get my meaning.

The mother was a whore, but she was a smart whore.

[sherilocks]

89. Where's the chain of evidence that

the sperm, I think that's what you mean, belongs to * ?

[RafterMan]

90. You're right, it was not put in police custody

but there were multiple witnesses to the "donation".

[sherilocks]

93. Forgive my playing devil's advocate here,

but even if the witnesses saw the donation, they have to prove that the DNA belongs to * . The witnesses are good evidence, but they have to link the DNA to someone and, unless they have *'s DNA, it doesn't matter if they have a hundred witnesses.

[RafterMan]

94. Hey, I'm not a lawyer

There's a matching sample, witnesses saw who it came from, some of them are talking.

Plus, I think someone said when you see the kid, it's pretty hard to deny.

[sherilocks]

100. I'm not a lawyer either and all the evidence you 've

mentioned is good supporting evidence. But you can't use DNA unless you can positively link the father to the sample. If there is a story here, and no one hopes more than I do that there is, I'm just saying let's be a little skeptical until there is more proof.

[RafterMan]

102. Hmmm. Skeptical

I suggest you read a bit upthread.

And tell your friends the story. :)

[sherilocks]

107. Let's agree to disagree and leave it at that :-) eom

[npincus]

91. I think Bush left some (sweat) on the debate hall floor- tee hee

[elehhhhna]

92. Gw's dna is all over the bike trails around Crawford. ID the luvchile by

running tests on paternally-induced-fetal alcohol syndrome boys in their 20's and you'll find him.


Hey. Maybe the coming draft is GW's way of finally destroying the evidence. Sorta Biblical. Kill every boy in that age group and VOILA! Problem solved.

[King Coal]

97. Some say that Bush has to wear Depends.

And the reason he was so perturbed during the debate was that he had crapped his pants. :crazy:

[Radio-Active]

109. Please don't talk about this story..

sounds like a trick to distract from Bush's dismal performance in the debates.

Could be Rathergate all over again..

[txindy]

114. It's the Neverending Story

Kind of like the "Whack-a-Mole" arcade game. As soon as you smack down one, another pops up. * has been busy, it would seem.