should Kerry tell Chimpy "you still seem nervous" before the debate

[private_ryan]

right as they shake hands to drive him nuts? I would. He's already on the edge and this would put him on the defensive even more.

[pinkpops]

1. George will be seen pulling KY jelly out of his jacket.

the cheater

[private_ryan]

2. he don't need no ky

he's a pro down there ;)

[KC21304]

3. Then he should say " What's the frequency, George ?"

A little Dan Rather humor there. ( very little )

[GRLMGC]

4. No

Kerry should remain the consummate nice guy. He shouldn't say anything assholey. That way, he'll come out smelling like roses.

[Sugarbleus]

5. LOL.... that's pretty clever

Not likely to happen, but it's a keeper for sure.

[life_long_dem]

6. how about

You have alot in common with your dad, and in a month you will both be one term ex-presidents.

[pacalo]

7. That's similar to what I was thinking. :)

Or, how about this: "Time to go mano mano."

[Bongo Prophet]

8. Or maybe, "Do you hear that? Sounds like a transistor radio.."

I also like Franken's idea of Kerry saying something like,

""I know George Bush. George Bush was a good president, well, in comparison, at least. And you sir are no George Bush."

Whereupon W's ears start spewing smoke.
The smell of one blown fuse burning.