Would someone care to clarify this "buzz" about a half-chimp love child?

[ZombieNixon]

I've been gone for 90 minutes, so I'm out of the loop. What's going on?

[tjdee]

1. Thank you--can someone confirm where this came from?

?

[deadparrot]

2. Yes, I' m a bit confused here.

[Ladyhawk]

3. It's impossible...not the same amount of chromosomes.

Or so I read awhile back when I got curious.

If you're talking about our illustrious prez-nit, I have no idea whether or not he has the required number of chromosomes. The twins could have a different father. :)

[pinkpops]

4. What if the chimp in question cannot count?

Would it then be possible?

[JI7]

5. Jenna looks a lot like Jeb

[cheshire]

10. What does Jeb's daughter look like? Whew

[Eye and Monkey]

17. Jeb's daughter Noelle looks like this (in a police mugshot)

Story at:
http://www.bartcop.com/noellebush.htm

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

6. Ok here's what we know so far

(keeping in mind if you live in TX your whole life you just hear this stuff anyway). bush WOULD have had five children total. His two twins, the baby he paid for an abortion for (that one was the first), a high-dollar call girl in Houston who had a baby boy in 1978 by him and another woman....it's this other one that is just breaking and is rather mysterious....supposedly an evangalist's daughter....

[tjdee]

8. And you heard this from where?

WHERE is this breaking besides DU??

Are we funnin' again and I missed the memo??

[Zorbet55]

15. yes, I was funnin with the Debate 1 spin boat liars for Bush

and their alleged cries of hidden notes, hidden microfones, hidden eavesdropping, hidden box-cutter, hidden nautical tele-watches, etc. Sorry. I think the lovechild rumors have basis, though and can be pulled off a google search. Nothing recent, though.

[Sydnie]

13. Sheds a whole new light on why they used the song

Son Of A Preacherman as a welcome song for the delegates at the convention doesn't it? LMAO!!!

[madrchsod]

7. it`s being printed as we speak

the printer is working over time to get the latest issue of the world weekly news,,should hit the stands tuesday

[ZombieNixon]

9. Damn, I thought it was for real

Instead, it's akin to the Amazin Batboy and the Saddam/Osama Gay Affair. Would be great if it took hold, though.

[Barney Rocks]

11. I don't know

anything, but I believe it.

[Guaranteed]

12. All I know is that some people are talking about this half-man/half-chimp

that Bush may have fathered back when he was working for the circus.

[ZombieNixon]

14. I think we can safely assume that that one's a joke

[Guaranteed]

16. Well, you know it could just be a rumor.

But, some people are saying that, sooo....

[Jim Sagle]

18. I think I read about it on the Internet.

;-)

[Ladyhawk]

26. You should anchor for Faux News. ;) eom

[Zorbet55]

19. Here I go again....Pigman 1971 at a Jaycees Hair-fare

in rural, middle Georgia. I saw it one night after the Hootchie-cootchie show. It was hideous. It's the worst nightmare of my life and I am haunted by the memory. They said a Texas Guard pilot was the father of this thing. They had it in chains as big as a ship's anchor and it lunged at everyone once, so that the onlookers rushed the tent exit and the whole big-top came down. I don't want to say anymore...whew. Don't ever ask me again...as long as you live..don't ask me about this again.

[joanne]

21. I dont believe it for a second

I cant imagine Laura getting in bed with * never mind anyone else.

[eleny]

22. Ewwww

Laura, naked, staring at the ceiling with glazed eyes and not even breaking a sweat while George ... ewwwww ...

[grace0418]

23. uh.....

:puke:

[yardwork]

24. OMG......a pig-man......this is worse than my worst nightmare

I had no idea.

[leftofthedial]

20. half chimp

half insane evangelist

"love" is used euphemistically here.

[oscar111]

25. Washington D C zoo guards have received explicit

instructions to prevent any more night visits by bush.