Terror Alert! Autumn leaves might cut skin and kill people

[zulchzulu]

Apparently, a new Homeland Security Alert is about to come out that Al Queda has been able to engineer a way to make tree leaves have various toxic levels of WMD components and kill those that walk or touch autumn leaves.



Red leaves or other colors may indeed have these lethal toxins and could kill you and your loved ones.

It is best to stay inside and not be in contact with autumnal terrorism. Wait until after mid-November to go outside and visit public buildings, which are known not to manage autumn leaves. Would you rather die and be around autumn leaves or would you rather survive to see another day by not venturing outside, especially in the first dangerous week of November.

Rake leaves at your own risk. It is you that would be endangering your neighbors!

[Arancaytar]

1. Re: "especially in the first dangerous week of November."

Anything, to discourage terror whackos from voting...

[SilasSoule]

2. Not to mention the kind of things that could be hidden inside

other inconspicous seasonal vessels:

[Bluebear]

3. "No one thought leaves could fall. I needed the tree location & leaf type"

We would have moved heaven and earth to protect the American people.

[neomonkey]

4. I live in Southern Californa...uh, what are these things called "leaves"?

I don't recall seeing those, although, my car is covered with bird shit. Is that similar?