THAT'S the ticket! Pass this on.....

[blm]

WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR

DAYS INTERESTING.  SO HERE'S A STORY.
 
 



I WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET THE OTHER DAY.  I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5

MINUTES.   WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING

TICKET.

 

I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A

BREAK?"    HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.    I CALLED

HIM A WORTHLESS MUNICIPAL EMPLOYEE.  HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR WORN TIRES.

 

I CALLED HIM A BLUE SUITED IMBECILE.  HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT

ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.

 

THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.

 

THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.   THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE

 TICKETS HE WROTE.

 

I DIDN'T CARE.      MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE

HAD A   "BUSH-CHENEY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.  I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE

FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.  

IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.

[Longhorn]

1. LOL! Thanks for the chuckle!

Nice to see you're keeping busy! :yourock:

[blm]

8. No, no, this isn't me. It's a story I was emailed

from a friend in LA.

[Shoeempress]

2. Whether it's true or not I love your story

[Skip Intro]

3. LOL!

rotfl

[cheshire]

4. After I stop laughing I'm going to the store. Got my hubby too and he nev-

er laughs.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. This story, if not true, OUGHT TO BE. LOL.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. ROFLMAO

if only it were true!

[dave123williams]

7. Hilarious - very funny indeed....

[Career Prole]

9. Now *that's* funny

Reasonably priced lunchtime fun too! :D

[MockSwede]

10. Seen this one

My Repuke mother sent me the same verbatim story except with the K/E sticker on the car. Go figure.