Freepers Hit Rock Bottom -- Pathetic!!

[K8-EEE]

Freeps admiting that it was just a damn PEN he pulled out of his pocket but still screaming HE CHEATED! HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BRING HIS OWN PEN!

Cripes these people are the biggest crybabies I've ever seen in my life. But the funny thing is they were going on & on about it yesterday, saying the "cheat sheet" was why Kerry did so well. So they prety much admitted he KICKED SHRUB'S ASS!

YEEEHAW!! Of course, he cheated with his Magic Debate & Decoder Pen! DAMN HIM!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1235415/posts

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. I disagree

This isn't the bottom. They will find a way to sink deeper.

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

2. Wouldn't be surprised myself

and also I'm sure backstage they were searched throughly to make sure neither cheated. *sigh* Didn't Bush also pull something out? I'll have to go back and watch and see.

[mermaid]

6. Yes

Bush DID pull something out...another thread here on DU has a still screen of Bush looking at a whole PAGE full of notes, which he HAD to have brought with him, no WAY did he have time to write THAT MUCH while actually at the debate.

[lakemonster11]

30. Yeah

I noticed that the first time I watched. I didn't realize then that it was against the rules.

[K8-EEE]

3. Hmmmm....Yeah, I Stand Corrected

They never fail to amaze me!

Somebody is advertising for a John Birch dinner, anybody wanna crash it? Ugh!!

I think Michael Moore should buy like 30 tickets to that and go get the wildest non-freeps they can find just to bug them.

[enigmatic]

7. LOL!

I agree;)

[Katherine2]

11. But wait, there's more.

They also have a theory that Kerry had some kind of pen that's like a blackberry and can send messages from just writing normally. So he could write notes on his pad without anyone suspecting anything, and they would be sent somewhere and the answers would come back on a little screen on the pen. Maybe it was a laptop computer Kerry took out of his pocket, because the description of the pen they posted said it needed a USB port.

[belle]

14. Oh, my god. You're kidding.

You know, as tinfoilly as Du can sometimes get--and it does--I don't think I've seen a thread here that's quite *that*

:crazy:

[RoyGBiv]

19. Lead Foil

I think that's more a case of needing lead foil. The microwaves have gotten really intense over there apparently.

[enigmatic]

17. No FREAKIN' way!

That's not only tin-foil stuff, that's outright insane..

[sandnsea]

23. This is seriously sad

They really can't fathom that he is just... smart??? That was just typical John Kerry, when he's got time to answer questions, same guy I've been watching for over a year. They're expectations are apparently so low that they don't believe real intelligence even exists. Truly sad.

[girl gone mad]

25. They've never seen Kerry..

outside of the Bush smear ads, ao they're also now in denial about being lied to regarding Kerry's flip-flops and indecisiveness.

[Hello_Kitty]

24. Yeah but how did the pen make Bush suck?

That's a pretty good pen.

[w4rma]

4. They're just plain nuts. (nt)

[ThoughtCriminal]

5. I hope they all write pathetic letters to the editor

about that mighty pen - blows all those swords away. With that much power in a pen, I would think a low end laser printer should be all we need to smite all our foes.

[T Bone]

37. John Kerry's Pen - Mightier than the Bush Sword of Ignorance !!

nuff said

[LynneSin]

8. Who is this woman?

:puke:

[Sideways]

50. Some Skank Stuck In The 80's

What a freaking ridiculous and gross way to pander for cash. She's probably McFuckwittage Font Freeper (the freeper turd with the quick info on the AWOL records)wife.

[gatorboy]

9. They forget to mention that several things on Bush's podium

had to be labeled, "Do Not Eat".

[ScreamingMeemie]

41. ROFLMAO!!!! That's hysterical!

:hi:

[blueblitzkrieg]

10. Aisha Tyler just made fun of the cheating pen on the Late Late Show.

She did a funny impression of Bush: "What is that, a magic cheatin' pen device!!" Funny thing is, she was kidding, but the freepers are really saying idiotic stuff like that.

She also joked about the Bush earpiece theory!

[belle]

16. Sad but true, the freepers defy all attempts at parody.

[PermanentRevolution]

12. The best so far...

"The reason they had writing implements provided was so nobody could use a "rigged" pen. I'm not saying that it was rigged, just saying it's possible. Easy enough to have a small single line liquid crystal display that shows text that is received by the pen."

What is this, a James Bond movie? NEWSFLASH for ya, Freep-heads! Kerry didn't NEED any help to kick Bush's ass all over the debate arena. He's just that damn good.

Must be sad, this late in the game, to realize that you've hitched your wagon to a dead pony.

[pacalo]

18. They are so disillusioned...and pathetic.

[VOX]

29. "...small single line liquid crystal display that shows text..."

Jeez, this guy's been watching **way** too many James Bond marathons!!! :)

[belle]

48. Hey, and if it were true, it'd make me want to vote for Kerry even more!

You know? James Bond is *cool*! I want James Bond for Presiednt, don't you??!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

35. Yeh, that's why JK spent so much time squinting at his pen, LOL.

[KayLaw]

39. Oh, dear God in Heaven!

How could anyone entertain so silly a thought for even a moment, forget about posting on the internet. That's just plain stupid!

[K8-EEE]

44. LOL! His Pen Made Bush Stammer & Say Stupid Shit

It's hard worrrrk!

God...Bush LOST even more than Kerry WON! Just so lame, these people are the denial kings of the universe but then again they would have to be to continue to believe the crap spewed by Bushco about the Glorious Revolution.

Freeps are the most gullible people in the world.

[LynneSin]

13. If you read this thread then DU their poll PLEASE

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/

It's part of the "PENGATE" webcircle of deceipt

let's tick them off by voting for kerry

[ComerPerro]

53. My favorite quote from this "Pocketgate" BS

"And it’s a bit depressing that this country is now willing to accept blatant flouting of debate rules, because it was “only a pen.” Kerry was specifically forbidden to do this, by rules to which he agreed after much negotiation—but he did it anyway, apparently without even thinking."


It never ceases to amaze me how quickly these motherfuckers can come up with moral outrage.

They don't care that Bush lied us into war and therefore is responsible for 1000 American deaths and countless thousands of Iraqi deaths?

[CHICKEN CAPITOL USA]

15. kick

[Contrary1]

20. A Message of Support For The Freepers

I think you may be on to something. You should leave no stone unturned in your quest for the truth. Perhaps your resident font expert can lead the investigation.

Yes, it's hard work exposing a debate cheater, but I believe you are up to the task. You need put all your available resources into this. Something of this magnitude cannot be ignored. But, it will take time. All worthwhile endeavors take patience and time. 27 days ought to just about do it.

C'mon Freepers...don't let me down! :grouphug:

[zulchzulu]

21. Wait until the next secret pen is revealed...

This pen was beta. The new pen is going to interact with OTHER pens in the following debates. Let's just say that Rove is banging his head in disgust on how he has been led by the nose into our trap. WHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA! <-evil laugh

[Brundle_Fly]

22. Didn't Bush.....

Unfold a piece of paper from his pocket....

did it say "group of folks..."

[AnIndependentTexan]

26. Why is it so much fun watching freepers meltdown?

[Skittles]

32. it's getting less fun to me

once I started figuring out how truly sick, ignorant and pathetic freepers are, it started feeling like I was making fun of disabled people to enjoy their hysterical meltdowns.

[Chomskyite]

27. The bottom is when they ID people on DU and try to get them fired

. . . or otherwise attempt to intimidate them.

[deckerd]

28. Like they're doing to Prof. Hailey to keep him out of the Boston Globe? nt

[Skittles]

31. they haven't his rock bottom

just when you think freepers cannot behave any worse, they always manage to do it

[ogradda]

33. i love freeper tears

o yes so very much. their pain is my gain :)

[RebelOne]

34. Sean Insannity was ranting and raving about that pen

yesterday on his radio show. And he also said that the reason why Kerry did so well was that he memorized a script. What an asshole!!!

[belle]

49. Oh, now you're REALLY kidding. No? Jaysus.

[Contrary1]

54. Even if it were true,

which it's not...the Repubs bigger problem is that the only thing the Dim Son can memorize is his own name. Maybe.

[Maestro]

36. Hey Freepers

especially the ones lurking. I know you're here. Take some advice.

[soothsayer]

38. A pen? With all their ranting, I thought he pulled out his pen(is)! nt

[jeanmarc]

40. the death of Rachel Corrie was their lowest moment

They were laughing their asses off at an American getting crushed by an Israeli bulldozer. That's their lowest moment and they will go lower than that.

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. "But did it have rolled up notes inside it?hmmm." Good Golly.

Move on. Pens were allowed. They had to be "pre approved". Bush is a fruitloop.

[geek tragedy]

43. More idiocy

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=12988_Penmanship#comments

<snip>
And it’s a bit depressing that this country is now willing to accept blatant flouting of debate rules, because it was “only a pen.” Kerry was specifically forbidden to do this, by rules to which he agreed after much negotiation—but he did it anyway, apparently without even thinking.
<snip>

To these stupid deranged fuckers, carrying a pen is a question of CHARACTER.

Dillholes.

[drscm]

45. They're pissed off because Bush couldn't bring his crayon. eom

eom

[yellowcanine]

46. Do they explain how Kerry made Bush look like an moran(sic) and how he

make him have only enough material to fill up half the allotted time so that he had to repeat over and over what a hard job being president is and how the Iraq war was the wrong war at the wrong time in the wrong place and go on and on about mixed messages and mexed missages and call out "Let me finish" when no one was trying to stop him?

[mermaid]

51. Exactly

And one other thing Flush Rimbaugh, aka Oxy-boy says which I agree with is...
When someone is determined to make a fool of themselves, step out of the way and LET THEM DO IT!!

these freeps are making complete asses of themselves, and it is time for us to stand aside and LET THEM DO IT!!

Let MAD-TV and SNL and David Letterman point out what complete idiots these guys are! You KNOW there's gonna be stuff on all three shows about this sorta shit, and I can bet it ain't gonna make the Freepers look good...BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Lucky Luciano]

47. even if he had a cheat sheet, it would not help much.

If you have to consult a cheat sheet, then you will not be a smooth speaker. case closed.

It is like when we would give open book math exams at my university....the students that did well usually knew the subject so well that they usually never/barely consulted their book! The ones who did badly were constantly flipping through the pages! LOL

Freeps = Fools

[liberal N proud]

52. The must forget Bob Dole.

Bob always had a pen in his bad hand.
I always joked about it being permanently implanted there.