They hate us for our...windsurfing! What is it with Cheny/Freep obsession

[henslee]

with Kerry's windsurfing? It's weird. WS is an extreme sport. I'm a sorta jock and I don't even do it.

[CatWoman]

1. Why do you hate America, Henslee?????

:D

[henslee]

5. Got nuthin but love for my American brothers and sisters!!!

[hippiegranny]

2. they're just jealous

the only thing that the boy king hasn't injured himself on yet is a golf cart. the comparison is obvious and not too flattering to mr. "walkin' tall with lifts."

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. "Windsurfing" is Repube code for "Gay Marriage."

[seabeyond]

4. bah ha haha

that is funny,

[gratuitous]

6. Because Stupidhead can't master a Segway without falling off

Or a bicycle, or a pretzel, or a hammer . . .

The list is pretty long.

[CatWoman]

8. rut -roh

another freedom-hating American here

:P

[gratuitous]

10. Reporting for duty!

C'est moi. I really and truly hate what America has become under the nutso leadership of the corrupt Bush administration.

And you may quote me, but only in full.

[Scairp]

14. It makes you wonder

Why, with him being such a dufus, would they allow him to use a chain saw? He is liable to cut off his friggin leg.

[Stephanie]

7. George Bush enjoys effete sports and lycra clothing:

($3100 bicycle!)

[theHandpuppet]

9. This from a cardboard cowboy...

... whose afraid of horses! Perhaps Kerry should invite Incurious George along for a trail ride and see who balks!!

[bowens43]

11. It embarrasses them:

Kerry can stand up on a narrow board in the ocean with the wind pushing him......bush falls of a segway.

[Ganja Ninja]

12. Republicans don't have time to waste on activities like exercise.

Trying to take over the world is a seven day a week 24/7 job.

[Algorem]

13. Cheney's into rubber.

he'll be knee-deep in big muddy starting tonight.

[belle]

15. Because that makes Kerry kind of "cool," and the freeperdorks *hate* it.

Seriously: Free Republic is composed of every mouth breathing C- student acne-scarred pastyboy who spent his high school years being towelboy to the golden boy jocks, hating and secretly loving every minute of it. Plus, it takes MONEY to windsurf, not like clearing brush off the bigass ranch you bought for show only four years ago, or golf, or...

[kwolf68]

16. Im ready for Kerry to bring out an ax

JK was in a rock band back in the 50s I think (even did an album). Corny as it may be 45 years later, it still is cool.

I was in a rock band (sorta) and no matter where my life leads me I will always, and I mean ALWAYS, look back on those days longingly. I think its cool and playing music was/is absolutely better than sex.

[mainer]

17. Windsurfing is an all-American sport! invented right in the USA, too

Wasn't it? I seem to recall that Robbie Naish was one of the founding fathers. It's UN-AMERICAN to make fun of it.

[Lex]

18. Henslee---here is the deal with the freeper obsession with windsurfing:

[henslee]

19. Ahh, of course. Despicable. They mus be pryed from power. A stake

must be driven through the heart of this Admin.

[theorist]

20. It's very weird.

Another funny thing is that Sports Illustrated subscribers voted Bush the better athlete over Kerry.

:wtf:

[doni_georgia]

21. Could you see chimp boy windsurfing? ROFL do chimps even swim?

Seriously, they try to play Dumbya as a jock, but he was a freaking CHEERLEADER! He can't even ride a bicycle! He's a cowboy who is afraid of horses. Reminds me of the Island of Misfit Toys in Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer. But hell what do I know - my favorite sports to participate in are water skiing and knee boarding.

[Gyre]

22. And of course when * had a chance at sports

he opted to become a cheerleader instead. Anytime anybody brings up windsurfing to get your goat, bring up "cheerleader" as a retort. It's sure to silence your opponent.

Gyre

[theorist]

23. He played rugby. This picture proves it.

It also proves he was a jackass back then, too.