What will Bush do when he's out of office

[realFedUp]

Go to Saudi Arabia! Collect all those
gifts for not prosecuting them for
funding Al Queda and 9/11.

[RummyTheDummy]

1. Go retro

He'll go back to, as Johnny Cash used to say, "drinkin and druggin."

[realFedUp]

8. LOL

I actually wasn't thinking about his abuses....

makes sense to me.

[Dogmudgeon]

2. Time

--bkl

[aden_nak]

5. Damn it, you beat me to it!

[tridim]

3. Coke

not the "Cola" type, washed down with gallons of bourbon.

[Bad Thoughts]

4. Betty Ford

To take care of his "problem".

[RummyTheDummy]

7. He doesn't make mistakes, let alone admit to them

Not sure that would play well at Betty Ford.

[amber dog democrat]

6. Use his name to collect more Benjamins - at every opportunity

and foment RW plots to undermine democracy at home and abroad when ever the chance arises.

[AverageJoe]

9. Time

If there's any justice.

[MsConduct]

13. We can only hope! n/t

[Fridays Child]

10. You mean, if he outlives his many consecutive prison sentences?

Well, that's my fantasy, anyway. :shrug:

[leftofthedial]

11. fail miserably at something else

and collect his blod money from the Saudis

[NewJeffCT]

26. Audition for baseball commissioner

And, drive the sport into the ground.

[Terran]

31. or Fantasy Baseball Commissioner

as will be only in his deluded mind...

[The Magistrate]

12. Drink Himself To Death In Damned Short Order, Sir

The mental and moral collapse will be monumental....

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"

[bullimiami]

14. go to jail.

go directly to jail do not pass.....

[Call me Deacon Blues]

15. Become Baseball Commissioner

When Selig retires. I wish he had been offered the job to begin with. Then he would have fucked up baseball instead of the country. Wait! What am I thinking!!??

[realFedUp]

17. Welcome Dio17

Baseball's about the only clean thing,
outside steroid use, we have left...
you don't want Bush in there screwing
that up do you?

[Call me Deacon Blues]

21. Thanks, It's hard to see how Bunnypants

could screw things up more than Selig (though the Wild Card sure did pan out, didn't it?). I can picture Junior walking in clubhouses, feeling important, while the players snicker behind his back.

[demokatgurrl]

22. The guy who traded Sammy Sosa???? n/t

[drdigi420]

44. good baseball is boring as hell

let him fuck it up beyond repair

then we can get back to real sports

[Vanje]

16. President'n is hard!

Karl wont let poor George drink more than 4 at one sitting.
Karl wont even let George have his cocaine at Camp David anymore.

Hard-work'n George W, will go to his "ranch" and snort Jim Beam and drink Xanax, and .....talk about pussy with Dad and Rush and Condeleeza.

[vogonity]

43. Your post made me think of the ultimate song about GWB

"Snortin' Whiskey and Drinkin Cocaine" by Pat Travers

Perfect or what?

[Cocoa]

18. Elder statesman

he'll travel around the world solving intractable problems, he will be in high demand for advice on foreign policy issues, he'll give speeches, teach college, maybe write some books.

[realFedUp]

23. maybe some picture books for Regnery....

I'm sure he'll have a cadre of ghost
writers re-writing his miserable term.

[Fovea]

19. Settle down to enjoying his brief pre sentencing period

drinking heavily.

[jdots]

27. Go on the lecture circuit ????

Satin can be his agent first stop Pepperdine U to visit Kenny Starr Porto Potty Maintanence Managment sounds good .

[realFedUp]

33. well, maybe speeches someone else writes...

and delivers.
:-)

[newyawker99]

57. Hi jdots!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Rambis]

20. Glug, glug, glug, buurrrp!

I bet he goes down in flames.

[Democrat 4 Ever]

29. Well, his speaking opportunities will be limited to

partisan meetings of the brain dead GOP. Don't think he'll get the thousands and thousands of dollars for hitting the chicken dinner circuit like most past president. Who on earth would PAY to hear him speak? And since he would no longer have any viability with an "in" to the White House there won't be many family friends that will be willing to step up and buy his way out of the next mess he gets himself into.

I'm guessing at least one Bush wife might have to go to work. Understand that Laura is a chain smoker and a shopaholic, somebody is going to have to keep her and the girls in ciggies and new shoes.

[AndyTiedye]

24. an extended stay in the Hague

[kodi]

28. my thoughts. exactly. and he'll have rummie, cheney, and rice as bunkies

.

[jdots]

38. The bush boys start a speed metal band

do infomercials for the Armagedin Workout Machine ?

[agates]

25. First, he'll pout

Then he'll kick Barney.

After that, he'll "reinvent himself," put together a new business venture, buy some baseball team using someone else's money, screw taxpayers and make a huge profit.... oh wait... he already did that.

[ReadTomPaine]

30. Bush will never leave the White House willingly.

He will need to be removed by some government sanctioned entity. I hope I'm wrong, but I just don't see him ever giving it up.

RTP

[ksoze]

32. Poland Tourism Director

[realFedUp]

34. lol and welcome ksoze

I wonder if he knows where it is?

[dolstein]

35. His dad will probably get him a job with the Carlyle Group

NT

[realFedUp]

36. Wear jackets with corporate sponsor logos all over them

Do ads for the bike he rides....

[krkaufman]

37. He'll be the antithesis of Jimmy Carter

He'll be as useless an ex-President as he was a President. Which will be very good for the country.

I mainly pray he loses on Nov. 2 so that he can live with that defeat the remainder of his miserable failure of a life.

[realFedUp]

39. although he is good at cutting back weeds...

maybe on a crew on the sides of highways...

[krkaufman]

41. In an orange jumpsuit; yes, I like that visual. n/t

[Rambis]

40. So he will be burning down houses...

in a drunken stupor and rigging elections all over the globe. It's doable:smoke:

[realFedUp]

42. he certainly could give tips to third world dictators

four years to smaller democracies..

[guitar man]

45. Same thing he did while in the WH

He'll sit quietly and color in his coloring books until he's called upon to go out and say what the earpiece is telling him to say. The only difference is, he'll be on a speaking tour for big $$$$$.

[realFedUp]

47. that's true

same thing he's been doing in Washington...

[Booster]

46. Sell that little ranchita in Crawford and buy a swank condo

in Houston to be next to Poppy.

[maine_raptor]

48. Get ready to run for Prez in 2008

He'll be back...for sure

[realFedUp]

52. Working for Arnie eh?

[cyr330]

49. Not much different

He doesn't do any work as it is right now; he's spent most of his time on vacation. I can't see that his routine will change that much, except he won't be doing any more outdoor work (i.e. clearing brush) to gain points with rural voters. He may take a "consulting" job and screw people out of their hard earned money-- that's the only thing he's good at.

[Stryguy]

50. It's a lot of hard work to sit around and watch TV (eom)

[newyawker99]

58. Hi Stryguy!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[dennis4868]

51. the same thing he is doing now.....

NOTHING!

[MallRat]

53. Playstation and pizza, 'round the clock.

n/t

[JPZenger]

54. Go Overseas and Collect Big Checks, Just Like Ronnie Raygun

After Reagan left office, in 1989, he travelled to Japan to get paid two million dollars for two twenty-minute speeches and a few public appearances. As noted above, George W. will do the same thing, except it will be Saudi Arabia instead of Japan providing the cash.

[realFedUp]

55. Just like his Poppy did in Kuwait

[Javaman]

56. Check into a rehab...