Reciprocity
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:36 PM
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Every time I make the mistake of watching Hardball I can't help thinking about Chris’s two faces. I love the democrats. I love the republicans. I know it's not very good but here it is.
Matthews/Gollum Tweety/Smeagol
Matthews: They're thieves! They're thieves! They're filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us, our audience . Curse them! WE hates democrats! It's ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the audience. They stole it from us. Sneaky little democrats. Wicked, tricksy, false democrats!
Tweety: No! Not democrats.
Matthews: Yes democrats. First they cheat you, hurt you, LIE.
Tweety: Democrats are my friends!.
Matthews: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you!
Tweety: I'm not listening, I'm not listening.
Matthews: You're boring and uninformed.
Tweety: No!
Matthews: In last place in the ratings.
Tweety: Go away!
Matthews: Go awaaaay?
Tweety: I hates you, I hates you Matthews.
Matthews: Where would you be without me? Matthews has saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!
Tweety: Not anymore.
Matthews: What did you say?
Tweety: The democrats watch us now, we don't need you anymore. Leave now and never come back!
Matthews: What?
Tweety: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!
Tweety: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!... ... ... "We--We told him to go away...and away he goes ! Gone, gone, gone! Tweety free!!!
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:42 PM
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LMAO and LOL...
Would love to see a SNL skit like that...
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Wed Oct-06-04 05:11 PM
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5. I love when SNL does Chris shouting down his guest. n/t |
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:42 PM
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2. I've always seen Cheney as Gollum - lives underground, loves his |
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:46 PM
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Out the Parasites
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:49 PM
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with the pointy teeth too!
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